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Mathew Schaffer

@mschaffer.bsky.social
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Dad, tech nerd, programmer

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 1h
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're such tough guys behind their keyboards
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thanks to @reckless.bsky.social 's interview with the Atlassian CEO, I now know why Jira gets consistently worse on a daily basis: They're building their own web browser.
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Despite the dirty bears best efforts, Jalen Hurts answers #eagles #nfl
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The reffing in this game is bullshit. Murdering a qb offsets with a hold and the qb has to leave the game? Seems super fair. #nfl #eagles
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On the phone with a customer service rep (clearly working from home) that has a smoke alarm low-battery beep going on in the background, non-stop.
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow what a game. What an insane day of football. #nfl #snf
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recency bias, or was today one of the wildest days of football ever?
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably just settling in. Mine had really bad battery life for a week-ish. Much better now.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The app that I've been using to make timelapse photos of me and my kids for 15 years no longer exists and can't be installed on my new iPhone 😕 It still works perfectly fine on my old phone. Everyone wants a subscription for their similar apps. #appstore #iphone #ios #apple
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is insane
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You're like 3 hours late
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just checking, is Ward still doing that stupid swim celebration? #gobirds #eagles 🦅🦅🦅
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"When they're in the tush push range, that's a good place for them to be" Stunning analysis Drew #nfl #eagles
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s an NFL Sunday, which makes this the perfect moment to check your voter registration status. AND to register to vote, request your mail in ballot, and finalize your plan to VOTE 🗳️. The midterms are 44 days away. All gas. No brakes.
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What is up with watchOS 27? What CAN it do now?
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One camera for the 2TB plan is insane and I can't believe that's where apple landed with that feature
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you use an iPhone 17/18 Pro/Pro Max & you don't use a case, this is the best $4 you can spend. It's a piece of aluminum with adhesive, perfectly sized to cover the camera bump. It makes the phone not wobble on a flat surface & it protects from scuffs on the plateau. Got it on Ali express.
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I did iCloud this time because the direct transfer always takes hours. I hate that iCloud restore seems to log you out of literally every app.
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't like having to pay for a dozen different streaming services to watch #nfl games. But I'll pay extra to not have to watch one republic again
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's not a regular podcast app & it won't replace the one you use today. But it will enhance & supplement your podcast experience. I'd love a few TestFlight testers. If you like podcasts & would like to try it out & give feedback, send me a DM. #apple #mac #ios #iphone #app #podcasts #testflight
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm working on a new app for Mac/iOS that I'm extremely excited about. From my research, I think it's genuinely an original idea & solves multiple problems at once. If you listen to podcasts a lot I think it will appeal to you. #apple #mac #ios #iphone #app #podcasts #testflight
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
lol this dallas defense is 🗑️
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The experiment visited upon us by too many of our fellow citizens to put the dumbest American who also thinks he’s an expert on every subject in charge of our govt is not going well. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tom Brady slowly turning into the joker. Just needs a few more surgeries…
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'd say Wicks was a good pickup. Go Birds!!! 🦅🦅🦅 #eagles #nfl
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Such BS that the saints/lions OT means I miss my #Eagles. I'm paying for sunday ticket, I should get to watch the game I want. @youtubetv.bsky.social
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go Birds! 🦅 🦅🦅
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
100%
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As tempted as I am to try the iPhone Duo, I don't think I can give up the zoom lens. I just use it too much. I guess I'll have to go with the boring old 18 Pro Max this time around. #apple #iphone
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This Usenet archive is amazing. Most importantly, it contains this post I made in 1998, proving that I came up with the name "HypnoToad" before Futurama existed.
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Usenet-Rewind - Question: WinCE PDA with a digital camera?
Search Usenet news text-message archives from 1981 to present across hundreds of thousands of newsgroups.
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have meetings that will likely span the entire #Apple event 😕
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They're trolling right? 😂
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My text message sound, for as long as I can remember, has been the Halo: ODST Superintendent chirp, which I'm pretty sure I got from your website.
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Did you check the spelling?
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Still not seeing Dump stickers on the gas pumps 🤔
Gas pump showing $4.69/gal
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Stephen Robles @stephenrobles.com · 28/08/2026
A very serious review of Apple's new polishing cloth: youtube.com/shorts/zkQ5u...
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New Apple Polishing Cloth Review #apple
YouTube video by Stephen Robles
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Love these
Screenshot of iPad lock screen using Basic Apple Guy minimal mountain wallpaper
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Airlines: *start charging for checked bags* Passengers: *start traveling only with carry-ons* Airlines: "We don't have enough room for everyone's carry-ons for some reason, we need to check them."
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
How much did she get paid to hold his hand
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Every circle button on iOS 27 looks like an oval because of the highlights and it bugs the crap out of me
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
As someone with family members in this cult, they constantly parrot the same made up nonsense they heard from Fox News. It's extremely disheartening. The Stuff You Should Know podcast recently did an episode about the 24-hour news channels and it was very enlightening and explains a lot.
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dear Apple, why are you still rendering pages behind the sidebar in Safari and then shifting them over, every time! This is amateur work and you should be embarrassed it's been like this for a year. I really thought this would be fixed in macOS 27. #apple #macos #safari #goldengate
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sorry Ravens fans, you're probably going to win this game, but your local broadcast team is terrible. #gobirds 🦅🦅🦅
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What a stupid fucking question.
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m still in the pre-show but it seems like chunks of audio are missing? You can even tell from the transcript.
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Mathew Schaffer @mschaffer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Brandi Carlile might be one of the greatest musicians of our time. This is an insane cover. #brandicarlile #uninvited #alanismorissette
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Brandi Carlile - Uninvited (Newport Folk Fest 2026)
Since so many of you asked…. Here’s my full totally unhinged version of “Uninvited” at Newport 🤘 Come see me on tour! The Human Tour starts back up August 13th https://www.brandicarlile.com/tour
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