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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 2h

The children have made our holiday hot tub so disgusting it’s only a matter of time before Feargal Sharkey turns up to spotlight the cause.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Nobody warns you, when your kids start to grow up, how much you’ll miss reading them bedtime stories and deceiving them into performing menial acts of child labour under the guise of “fun competition”.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

For a few quid you can buy fish scraps from this guy and give Lucy and her pals a treat.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

This is Lucy, who is just a couple of years younger than Leo DiCaprio’s current girlfriend. She’s blind but moves fast when she knows fish are about, and has no idea how ursine she looks. She lives around Eyemouth Harbour.

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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Glasgow City Council: St Enoch Square is so dangerous at night we must implement a curfew against gatherings of more than two people Glaswegians: how will that be enforced Glasgow City Council: funfair Glaswegians: what Glasgow City Council: funfair.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

This is one of the others. They really bring to life the torment of those left behind. artuk.org/discover/art...

artuk.org

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

It’s in Eyemouth in Berwickshire, but there are similar ones up the east coast (and probably beyond) of Scotland.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

These memorials to people lost at sea are heartbreaking.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

When it dawns on your dog that he’s about to get neutered

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I hope someone tells him you can while away the hours at the big Lush and you don't have to spend a single penny.

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Just checking setlist.fm so I can plan my toilet/bar breaks.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Barack Obama's OVO Hydro show tonight is, unsurprisingly, sold out. I wonder if people will do that hunched-over walk they do when returning to their seats in the middle of the show with their pints.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Disappointing. In my day seals used the correct cutlery and sat like gentlemen.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Ah, makes sense. I stupidly assumed it was an old beef.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

What happened at the Black Swan in Kelso?

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

This dog has clearly developed a taste for human blood.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

My children have just told me 58008 is “an old calculator meme”.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Northern Lights in North Berwick right now. This is with an iPhone but pictures look so much better with a Samsung.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I really enjoyed talking to chef Pam Brunton, who co-founded Inver, this weekend named best restaurant in Scotland. (See next post for the top 75.) She had some particularly interesting things to say about communication styles during service. www.thetimes.com/uk/scotland/...

thetimes.com

Pam Brunton: Why I’m selling the best restaurant in Scotland

The co-owner of Inver, No 1 in our best restaurants list, tells us about moving on, the morals of food and ending up backstage at Glastonbury

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sounds like a word from Upstart Crow

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

When I was a kid I didn't understand what a special effects or stunts were and thought that people who 'died' in movies were terminally ill and their families got money for their sacrifice.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Imagine not welling up about what they did to Laika the dog.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Is there a more passive-aggressive typo than "any thanks"?

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I love a farm cat. They have no idea how the other half live.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Reindeer shedding its velvet. Looks itchy.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My neighbours, swearing blind they haven’t been feeding my cat.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

He’s a scamp, that Sam Campbell.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Please join me in singing “task paralysis” to the tune of Bobby Brown’s My Prerogative.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Two Doors Down Live matinee taking place beside Comic Con in Glasgow. The confluence of cultures is really something.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Normalise 20-minute social events.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Russell Kane playing Romeo?! He told me how and why. In today’s Metro.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Russell Kane playing Romeo?! He told me how and why. In today’s Metro.

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Ashley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you ever want to know what it’s like throwing a grenade in a building, post a photo of a buzzard on a Facebook birding group and tell them you saw an eagle.

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