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springtail

@mrzwk-b.bsky.social
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i love munching on detritus

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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this song is on my locking in playlist but it might be too good to not distract me
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Out of Tartarus
Darren Korb · Hades: Original Soundtrack · Song · 2020
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@greebleing.bsky.social 's cat is the alexis zorba to my nikos kazantzakis' self insert character
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
guys let's all start using the lungs emoji for something 🫁
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
deciding my alignment in all geopolitical conflicts based on whose writing system i like more
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"could a depressed person do this?" *starts a new stellaris save*
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
wegmans is the erewhon of rochester
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
dog willing this lake ontario thing will cause map publishers to wake the fuck up and go back to calling it the gulf of mexico
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
not that i even like andrew jackson obviously but you gotta admit whatever ai generated this did him dirty here
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
nobody will ever invent a writing system that goes as hard as korean ever again
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
*guy who only thinks in terms of bunnies hearing about the friendslop genre for the first time*: oh that sounds cool. my friend's bunnies have perky ears but ofc i love lops too
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
dog is a thing to be surpassed
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
what hath dog wrought
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hope @lainlain.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
hey man. are you going to finish all that detritus
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
why did no one tell me that the word candelabra was actually plural
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
why the fuck is my coffee buzzing
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
hamphibious
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
there's a cybertruck in my neighborhood with a vanity plate that literally says CYBRTRK these people truly have nothing going on in their heads
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i had a dream i was watching a tom scott video where he had cocooned himself in saran wrap
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
doctor says i'm hurting my jaw chewing too much gum, recommends smoking cigs to help me quit
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
4mo
she in on my vino till i veritas
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
livetweeting what one of my friends says in a group chat to a different group chat that we're also both in
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
a friend in sneed is a friend in deed
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
THE HIERARCHY OF WOLVES IS AS FOLLOWS
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
just had to kill 4 gigantic flies in my room as i was trying to go to sleep, this feels like some kind of omen
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Every Pokemon Frame in Order @pkmnframes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 80 - A Friend in Deed Frame 1685/2298 Timestamp: 00:16:00.526
Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 80 - A Friend in Deed
Frame 1685/2298


Timestamp: 00:16:00.526
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
list of wifi networks, one is called T4TBitches
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
flip (a bunny) with a speech bubble containing the quoted tweet
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
today is the only day you can repost this
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Heathcliff sits in front of a fortune teller giving him a tarot card reading. She's holding up a card that says "BRO", and she says "The cards never lie."
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
things ranked by how much they satisfy oral fixation (least to most): -water -vape -drink other than water -gum -sneeze
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
being nonbinary is understanding you need to use a base coat and top coat when you paint your nails but buying a 2 in 1 for it
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
screenshot of a crossplay board with nothing played on it yet, the word MOG is laid out and highlighted in green with a checkmark indicating it is a valid play
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
they call it fortnite bc it's a salt of fortnous acid
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
people's circadian rhythms are shifting too early these days a cashier just told me to "enjoy my evening" at 1 pm
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
had a dream that PSY released a new single and it was pretty good
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
freedom of speech by norman rockwell
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
mountain dew
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
6 7
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
who up whiffling through they tulgey wood
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
ma eywa hee ma eywa hoo
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
*cow advertising*: this is how it feels to chew 5 cud
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
attack on titan is neither antisemitic nor pro militarism (idc what the author's politics are if he was trying to argue for those positions he failed)
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
someone should invent a restaurant where you start with a bowl of rice and then add various toppings
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
when will unicode add a block for sitelen pona
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
why does everyone hate the passive voice
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
marketing burgers to men by calling them burghims
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
we need a word like blaccent for the voice people do when they're mocking women
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springtail @mrzwk-b.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
everyone shut the fuck up there's a new historia civilis video
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