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Michael P Wright

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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 21h
📌📌preciate it!
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
#BestThingsAboutBeingBlack 
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Why is being able to make Black jokes one of the best things about being Black?
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It gives me so much joy watching this video - WWF Royal Rumble on Super Nintendo. We played this game so many hours😁😁 youtu.be/v9s8xHGhXvI?...
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WWF Royal Rumble (SNES) Playthrough - NintendoComplete
YouTube video by NintendoComplete
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
😁💯
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tonio
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Tonio
Tonio: Durable Little Brother. Pressure and Divorce Cliché. Didn’t Talk About the Military. Black Men Are Alone. Depression and Church. No Chance I Was Planned [Pregnancy].
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bouncing away from a previous thought is an adhd superpower
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The song in my head right now music.apple.com/us/album/mis... youtu.be/IVF0zcqr9Dg?...
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Miss You Much by Janet Jackson on Apple Music
Song · 1989 · Duration 4:12
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Siri AutoCorrect was mad. I'm typing "Janet Jackson". I finished typing "Janet" followed by space, and AutoCorrect shows me "Jacksonville". Right in the middle! Bro, you know what comes after Janet. Knock it off #philTech
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Exactly, I appreciated writing with them. Now, I second-guess myself sounding like AI
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't like that AI ruined em dashes #philTech Nobody talks about it 
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A rainbow shines through the closed garage door window at 1505📌
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤔We should be able to subscribe to #YouTube playlists
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've decided I don't want AI to laugh. Laugher is a respiratory thing. The machine simulating breathing crosses the line for me. #philTech
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes, I mumble to my AI chat, "B****, you feel free!" #philtech
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Again tho. My interest. BTS
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now, I don't even want to do the bit really 😅😅 My interest is dying BTS [by the second] I want that to be a thing to ruin something that was cool. To hand my name on something goofy but destructive.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why does no one talk about how when you look for an #Adobe design asset, you get 200 versions of WTF when you just wanted a plain gotdamn square? Why do we all pretend **it's fine**?
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.michaelpwright.com/2021/10/03/a... 😅
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Alternate Headlines for ‘California police are investigating after a Sacramento resident reported finding women’s underwear repeatedly placed on her car ’ Article by Insider.com | Satire
Insider wrote an article with a headline too good for me not to pass up writing some alternative versions. Enjoy.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Silo Season 3 Why are they a couple? 😅
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Man Laughing with 'Haha'
ALT: Man Laughing with 'Haha'
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm going to stop bragging that I'm always honest, because to be honest, it's not true.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LIFE HACK Buy a refurbished 2nd generation Apple Pencil if you've lost two others because you're not serious about using an Apple Pencil.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You too! I promise to have a good one🙌🏾
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Same.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy Friday back! 🙌🏾☀️🙌🏾
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I really wanted world peace, I wouldn't try to get my Chick-fil-A app to scan the mobile drive thru QR code before the car in front of me scans theirs.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My dad: prankster
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My dad: prankster
My dad is a real prankster. Bro, you can’t just not exist anymore. That’s crazy. I’m polishing my brand of comedy. I’m making it an outlet. It feels like a natural flow: if you’re going to always have the thoughts and you can only keep up with so many simultaneously, it’s a good idea to […]
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"But are you a different animal and the same beast?" –Kobe
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I want to indirectly create a competitor to Turo
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I want to indirectly create a competitor to Turo
I’m thinking about Rent My Car Tips Newsletter and the Rent My Car Tips YouTube channel. Underneath the surface, I want to promote a rival to Turo. I want one of the goals of my content to be a platform that operates in the United States, rivals Turo, and listens to what hosts want. That […]
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Game Show Idea: Shoe Kicking
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Game Show Idea: Shoe Kicking
An idea for a TV show. Six names to call the TV show.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would watch a game show where contestants compete by kick off their shoes. They would get scored based on how closely the shoes land to each other, how parallel, etc.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone else have to think really hard when remembering where the washer and dryer were in previous apartments? 🤔
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HA😅I meant hashtag iPhone Duo
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Apple released a folding iPhone before Contacts got a field for Business Hours. #appleDuo
Apple DuoApple Contacts
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good morning ☀️
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
gotdamn #Silo is a good show I'm glad I waited. I bet the novels go hard too 🍿🍿
Silo series poster
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Agreed, I suspect they're all spoofed. #blameCanada Using Canada phone numbers is a new twist on the scam though. There's an entire new set of area codes that my ActiveArmor App has to block poorly😁💯 To be clear, I do not #blameCanada. Calgary and Winnipeg have been very kind to me. 
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
youtu.be/-nR401Z8Qjs I'll tell you about a series of dreams I had last night. Some topics include: flying at work, hanging with D'Angelo, and partying at an Asian friend's giant house while watching a golden retriever fetch a pogo ball.
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Dreams: Flying at work. YN things with D'Angelo. Asian friends' house party | audio journal
YouTube video by Michael P. Wright
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Scam calls are out of control. I'm getting calls from Canada now. I can't help but to feel like Trump is responsible.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
😁😅
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the glass plate at the bottom of your microwave is dishwasher safe #IDKWNTHTB
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If the U.S. Postal Service survives Trump, maybe they'll get self-driving mail trucks, and mail delivers will be able to ghost ride the whips.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Good morning ☀️
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Happy Birthday!🎉🙌🏾
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=zgde... This is excellent.
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Fast and Furious 37 (2052) Trailer
YouTube video by A25 Productions
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
To be fair, I think it's a very pleasant alarm clock. The birds just talked with so much intensity that you have to kinda wonder What are they talking.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
No one wants to know what dolphins are talking about?? Yeah, exactly...Them fools be crackin up. 🐬🐬 I want to know what the -group of sparrows be going off about. They sound like they only give each other hell. Like someone else keeps snatching *the conche.*
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We have so much energy for AI innovations. It seems like we could be doing more with animals. Isn't it a little weird/bizarre that we're obsessed with creating new consciousnesses before we mastered all the existing consciousnesses? Am I crazy? #philTech
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