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Michael P Wright

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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
#BestThingsAboutBeingBlack 
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Why is being able to make Black jokes one of the best things about being Black?
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tonio
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Tonio
Tonio: Durable Little Brother. Pressure and Divorce Cliché. Didn’t Talk About the Military. Black Men Are Alone. Depression and Church. No Chance I Was Planned [Pregnancy].
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bouncing away from a previous thought is an adhd superpower
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Siri AutoCorrect was mad. I'm typing "Janet Jackson". I finished typing "Janet" followed by space, and AutoCorrect shows me "Jacksonville". Right in the middle! Bro, you know what comes after Janet. Knock it off #philTech
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't like that AI ruined em dashes #philTech Nobody talks about it 
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A rainbow shines through the closed garage door window at 1505📌
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤔We should be able to subscribe to #YouTube playlists
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've decided I don't want AI to laugh. Laugher is a respiratory thing. The machine simulating breathing crosses the line for me. #philTech
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes, I mumble to my AI chat, "B****, you feel free!" #philtech
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why does no one talk about how when you look for an #Adobe design asset, you get 200 versions of WTF when you just wanted a plain gotdamn square? Why do we all pretend **it's fine**?
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.michaelpwright.com/2021/10/03/a... 😅
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Alternate Headlines for ‘California police are investigating after a Sacramento resident reported finding women’s underwear repeatedly placed on her car ’ Article by Insider.com | Satire
Insider wrote an article with a headline too good for me not to pass up writing some alternative versions. Enjoy.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Silo Season 3 Why are they a couple? 😅
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm going to stop bragging that I'm always honest, because to be honest, it's not true.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LIFE HACK Buy a refurbished 2nd generation Apple Pencil if you've lost two others because you're not serious about using an Apple Pencil.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I really wanted world peace, I wouldn't try to get my Chick-fil-A app to scan the mobile drive thru QR code before the car in front of me scans theirs.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My dad: prankster
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My dad: prankster
My dad is a real prankster. Bro, you can’t just not exist anymore. That’s crazy. I’m polishing my brand of comedy. I’m making it an outlet. It feels like a natural flow: if you’re going to always have the thoughts and you can only keep up with so many simultaneously, it’s a good idea to […]
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"But are you a different animal and the same beast?" –Kobe
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I want to indirectly create a competitor to Turo
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I want to indirectly create a competitor to Turo
I’m thinking about Rent My Car Tips Newsletter and the Rent My Car Tips YouTube channel. Underneath the surface, I want to promote a rival to Turo. I want one of the goals of my content to be a platform that operates in the United States, rivals Turo, and listens to what hosts want. That […]
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Game Show Idea: Shoe Kicking
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Game Show Idea: Shoe Kicking
An idea for a TV show. Six names to call the TV show.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would watch a game show where contestants compete by kick off their shoes. They would get scored based on how closely the shoes land to each other, how parallel, etc.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone else have to think really hard when remembering where the washer and dryer were in previous apartments? 🤔
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Apple released a folding iPhone before Contacts got a field for Business Hours. #appleDuo
Apple DuoApple Contacts
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
gotdamn #Silo is a good show I'm glad I waited. I bet the novels go hard too 🍿🍿
Silo series poster
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
youtu.be/-nR401Z8Qjs I'll tell you about a series of dreams I had last night. Some topics include: flying at work, hanging with D'Angelo, and partying at an Asian friend's giant house while watching a golden retriever fetch a pogo ball.
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Dreams: Flying at work. YN things with D'Angelo. Asian friends' house party | audio journal
YouTube video by Michael P. Wright
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Scam calls are out of control. I'm getting calls from Canada now. I can't help but to feel like Trump is responsible.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the glass plate at the bottom of your microwave is dishwasher safe #IDKWNTHTB
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If the U.S. Postal Service survives Trump, maybe they'll get self-driving mail trucks, and mail delivers will be able to ghost ride the whips.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=zgde... This is excellent.
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Fast and Furious 37 (2052) Trailer
YouTube video by A25 Productions
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We have so much energy for AI innovations. It seems like we could be doing more with animals. Isn't it a little weird/bizarre that we're obsessed with creating new consciousnesses before we mastered all the existing consciousnesses? Am I crazy? #philTech
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've started a second Instagram experiment to spend less time on the IG app: I close Instagram when I see a #Threads ad
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Miracle Whip could not be more appropriately named. 
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
## Fix to bring back the Share button and remove the Gemini button in the menu bar of Google Chrome for iPad(OS) The Gemini button icon replaced the Share button icon in Chrome's menu bar on my iPad, and I hated that. I asked Gemini how to get rid of the Gemini icon, and it told me – unironically.
Screenshot. Google Chrome on iPadOS 26.6. Gemini button icon visible in menu bar.Screenshot. Google Chrome on iPadOS 26.6. Share button icon visible in menu bar.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I need more Black people to use Dictation on their iPhone so Siri will stop typing "and" when I said "in" #philTech
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Everybody loves the sunshine.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm watching The Reagans on #Hoopla. Ronald Reagan talks about Nancy, his wife, like he cheated. Probably a lot.
The Reagans
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#ai
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
There's a certain age of a person who you don't correct for accidentally using speakerphone while on a phone call in public. I can't say the exact age, but you know them when you see them. You'll know.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's a little bit sad they don't babies and toddlers. It would be weird if they did tho.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Risk®️
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Risk®️
Local man introduces children to the board game Risk and is brutally eliminated shortly after.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When was the last time you heard someone say 'britches'?
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Vegan shredded cheese is Buy One Get One free. The commissary just made my muthaf*ckin day
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Retiree. Base housing Redstone Arsenal [video]
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Retiree. Base housing Redstone Arsenal [video]
Military retired perspective. Redstone Arsenal privatized base housing annoyance. Introspection.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don't know what Single person needs to hear this, but don't save your good towels for company. You deserve those nice towels too.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Cutting my hair before the sun comes around to shine on my patio feels like being in an action movie. It's a suspense thriller.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
No one in Star Wars ever uses a spaceship key or key fob to start their spaceship. Spaceship Insurance is probably through the roof.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Alien: Earth is a masterpiece that I'm rewatching.
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Michael P Wright @mrwryt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You ever get a text message notification, think someone is thinking about you, then see it's Circle K?
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