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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 14h
Signs of aging #417: the comforting background music in the supermarket is "informer"
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Pirate Cat
ALT: Pirate Cat
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
From a certain point of view, the techbros *are* right that LLMs might kill us all...but not by any action the LLM takes to turn us into paperclips, but because these dumbfucks keep spending all their time and attention and trillions of dollars on not solving the real problems the world has.
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James Hutson @jameshutson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pauline is the garbage leader of a garbage party.
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So the premise is, in 3 easy steps: 1) it's time to put on music 2) it's time to light the lights 3) It's time to meet the muppets, on the muppet show tonight
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Brian Kibler @bmkibler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Alchemy was a bad idea implemented poorly and the best time to get rid of it was before it ever existed and the next best time is now.
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh look it's R U OK day, where all our works ask if people are ok and then don't know what to do if anyone says no.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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David Milner @davemilbo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Shot has the right to "self-defence"
The Shot has the right to “self-defence”

In Crikey, Sami Shah stated that The Shot is anti-Semitic, describing our masthead as “an attempt at a satirical site for people who found Facebook comments insufficiently moderated” and our work as “Practically demonstrations of antisemitism". Embarrassingly, in the same week, The Australian more accurately described us as “left-wing” and “probing the limits of law and language”.  
 
Sami singled out two article headlines, The royal commission into the hurt feelings of genocidal psychopaths and Updates from the royal commission into the selective outrage of Zionists, which he clearly didn’t read before accusing us of sloppy “media criticism”. The headlines were mine, the body copy written by Joel Jenkins. They were no-bullshit, reality based tear downs of the fascistic assaults on our democracy, which all of us can see so plainly with our own eyes. Even liberal Zionist cowards like Shah. 

During a mass slaughter that our government is supporting materially and diplomatically, it's not good enough to have segments of the indie media community trying to un-stretch the Overton Window back inside the borders set by decades of hasbara, horrifically biased and supremacist mass media, and the whims of the genocidal psychopaths. We don’t know how many Australians love milquetoast fence-sitting during atrocity, but Pew research shows that 80% of us despise Israeli atrocity and fascistic overreach into our democracies.

Description continued on next slide As a credo, I try to treat people with the same level of respect I am shown. We have done more serious analysis and investigative reporting on this depravity than Crikey has, a much larger outlet with more staff and resources. Over the years, The Sunday Shot has also platformed many Crikey writers. Needless to say, that moment has passed us by.

To make such petty remarks at some of the few unvarnished truth-tellers in Australian journalism on this subject, in this moment of abject moral failure, of cowardice and of complicity, speaks to the hollow pettiness of Shah’s analysis. Focus on what really matters, please. 

There is enough genocide apologia in the corporate press already. It's pathetic to see it in the indie space, too. Do better, Crikey, your readers expect more. 

Fuck fascism. Free Palestine.
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No, it isn't? I mean yes in some sense you start from plants to get to it but that is also true of steak.
A large sign which says "butter" and under that "made from plants"
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just got this incredible token done by @april-prime.bsky.social at spotlight brisbane. So sick. #mtg
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I expected little from this cafe but hot chocolate should be more than lukewarm milk with chocolate sprinkled on it
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Would you, could you, use our app? Put info in our honey trap? Can we send you sms Find out if we are the best Loyalty program, you could join (We might punch you in the groin) No you fuckers, let me order This is beyond harassments border I do not want your clicking scam I do not want it, sam I am
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I just want to order food and pay for it. I don't want to sign up for anything. Or add anything. Or get 5 whatevers if I click some bullshit. Just sell me the Goddamn food
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“I was scheduled to have the rest of my career”
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Crikey @crikey.com.au · 24/08/2026
Angus Taylor’s wife Louise Clegg has written a curious op-ed on sexual assault, parental responsibility and elite private schools for The Sydney Morning Herald. Read about it in today's instalment of The Snoop: www.crikey.com.au/2026/08/24/v...
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Face the Bin, you fucking cowardly toff bastard
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 14/08/2026
Nigel Farage says he won't attend count in bizarre by-election battle with Count Binface
abc.net.au
Nigel Farage says he won't attend count in bizarre Clacton by-election
Nigel Farage, the far-right political leader riding a surge of support in Britain, claims he will not attend the final count in the Clacton by-election after claiming victory before results had been officially announced.
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hey look it's the plot of Deus Ex!
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Do you remember when, some years the people of #mtg complained that gosh, it would be nice if the spoilers for the next set didn't start a week after a prerelease? And #wizardsmtg said yep, we heard you, spoilers for the set 2 sets from now a fortnight before this one comes out, happy to help.
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Yung En Chee @yungenchee.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Really important research with clear findings, implications & policy recommendations to arrest the trend of oversized cars & trucks killing & maiming more pedestrians 🙏 & kudos to Milad Haghani, Abbas Rajabifard, Iman Taheri Sarteshnizi, & Neema Nassir @aunz.theconversation.com
theconversation.com
Big US-style trucks are killing more pedestrians in Australia – our research proves it
Pedestrians are more likely to be killed by heavier cars – and even more so if the vehicle is taller, Australian-first research has found.
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the genuinely funniest thing I've ever seen was the goodies live when the toured; just amazing.
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@warwickm.bsky.social RTYI
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Is this old nutbag confusing "transgender" and "transistor"?
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Folks, I am a positive person who is happy in my life and who tries to see people’s good side wherever possible and I cannot explain to you how much I fucking hate JKR’s loathsome guts.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"community strong australia" is terrible branding and doesn't even parse as a particularly cromulent english sentence.
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Rhianna, Heart of the Wilds @ringdingdingo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What is the justification for this card costing 3? This card is cracked in half from the get go, the recent event results are just confirming it. And it’s the fantastic four, it’s a 4/4, it cares about the fourth spell, it makes four 4/4 dudes. It’s not for balance reasons it costs 3. Why NOT 4!?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 18/06/2026
Break them
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
any journalist who turns up to a press conference other journalists have been banned from for asking questions is a bum.
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Killmonger, riding the dilu horse #mtg #startrek
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Wizards of the Coast being transphobic to their staff during pride month? And they wonder why they're fighting for a union. Solidarity forever with @uwotc-official.bsky.social ✊
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 01/06/2026
Marcia Lucas, Star Wars’ Oscar-winning editor and unsung hero, dies at 80
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Marcia Lucas, Star Wars’ Oscar-winning editor and unsung hero, dies at 80
‘Innovative artist’, who was married to George Lucas until 1983 and worked on several Martin Scorsese films, has died from metastatic cancer Marcia Lucas, who won an Oscar as editor of the 1977 film Star Wars and was part of a group of pioneering female editors who were essential to film’s New Hollywood era, has died aged 80. Lucas, who was married to the Star Wars creator, George Lucas, from 1969 to 1983, died on Wednesday from metastatic cancer, her attorney Deidre Von Rock said in an email to the Associated Press. Continue reading...
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The reason people get mad when the spell "friends" expires in d&d is because it plays the theme song to the TV show "friends" on repeat for 5 minutes
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It's actually impressive how bad a choice Brereton was for this position. Like he's Trump cabinet appointment level of obviously the wrong person for the job.
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
the NACC really has been a dreadful disappointment and a missed opportunity. If you want to fight groups like one nation, you have to convince the public that you're doing things to minimise things like blatant corruption.
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 22/05/2026
Elon Musk is a mass murderer.
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Fine billionaires a relevant amount or don't fucking bother.
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"Musks X app fine 650,000 dollars..." say zero, it's functionally zero. Add 3 to 5 digits and it'll be a relevant number. (This was for having an AI that loved making things in breach of child safety protections)
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
New 40k faction: Hogs with flamethrowers and plasma cannons, called the Hamwarmers
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
ELIXIR SALESMAN: Honestly at this point 80-90% of your income should be going to elixirs
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It feels to me like people thinking one nation will necessarily fall apart in SA or federally post farrer are having a big dose of copium. Yes, they are a rabble, but they can still win more seats, maybe even whole elections over time, and while they might fall to bits, but...
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
An early attempt to describe magic: the gathering formats #mtg
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
John of Patmos: In my book I invented the Antichrist as a cautionary tale. Modern evangelicals: At long last we can worship the Antichrist from the classic book Don't Worship The Antichrist.
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
When Trump says the Pope is weak on crime, he means that unlike Trump the Pope is not constantly committing crimes
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
@docconnor.bsky.social RTYI
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MrVerbal @mrverbal.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
BRS arrested (for warcrimes)? Let's fucking go.
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💜 phonakins 🍉🌲 @phonakins.com · 07/04/2026
unpaywalled Ben Roberts-Smith arrested over multiple war crimes archive.md/JGRz6#select...
Ben Roberts-Smith has been arrested in relation to multiple counts of murdering unarmed Afghan civilians and prisoners in what looms as the most significant war crimes prosecution in Australian history.
The arrest of the decorated former special forces soldier comes after a five-year investigation secured the co-operation of SAS eyewitnesses who are expected to allege that Roberts-Smith himself executed, and directed junior soldiers to execute, at least half a dozen defenceless detainees during his time in Afghanistan between 2006 and 2012.

The decorated war veteran has been taken into custody.
The decorated war veteran has been taken into custody.Matt Absalom-Wong
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Nolan Void @wolter.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Oh so now copyright matters.
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