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Jude

@mrsjboo.bsky.social
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Rambler, reader, #TheArchers listener, dog lover, daughter, sister, wife, mother, grandmother. European 🇪🇺

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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Looks like I shall have to have another #TheArchers hiatus. The savage sheep murdering Monty story is just too silly.
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Should we start a GoFundMe page for Chelsea to replace the stolen stuff? I'm so over the Horrobins getting such a rough deal. Apart from Bert, obviously. He can contract a fatal infection in his overgrown toenails as soon as he likes. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What a miserable old goat Bert is. If only being constantly exposed to the sun in his youth had resulted in him being burnt to a crisp 30 years ago. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Crikey Jolene & Kenton were spectacularly rubbish at supporting Fallon (another adult) who has made an extremely difficult and mature decision. She hasn't even told them she's leaving the Bull yet. They'll stage an intervention when they find that out. They'll probably kill Lizzie. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The very idea that Bert likes ANY of his grandchildren, or children (or, in fact, ANYONE), is laughable. If it looks like he favours Brad, it's probably because it's easier to bully him than the others. I dislike Bert intensely. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I've just had a BRILLIANT idea. Spiritual Home can move into the restored cruck barn to do the "wellness" stuff. Imagine the explosive relationship between Fallon and Kate's competing individual visions. Goat yoga v life drawing classes. Can't wait 🤣 #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm now sincerely hoping that Natasha hears about Tom's pathetic whining attempt to make Kirsty's pregnancy all about his pain. I'm pretty certain he'll get another ballistic missile inserted into some orifice or other if she finds out. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tom's sense of entitlement in that conversation with Kirsty was quite staggeringly unbelievable. He left Kirsty AT THE ALTAR! He should spend the rest of his life GROVELLING to her every time he encounters her. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Who did the assessment of Brian's mental capacity? Is it an assessment of his capacity to make farming business decisions or a general mini mental state test? (It should be noted that being capacitated doesn't mean that the decisions are wise). Details matter. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Having listened to Ed, Brian, and Adam's discussion about farm work, I'm thinking Ed is probably reconsidering working for them. I can see that Ed's going to be blamed if anything is missed/goes wrong. Who needs that? #TheArchers
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Talla Hopper @tallahopper.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
What's that Cleo? Stella is stuck at the bottom of a silly storyline designed to annoy Bluesky #TheArchers listeners?
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a collie dog is standing in the dirt with the words i 'm trying to tell you something below it
Alt: a collie dog is standing in the dirt with the words i 'm trying to tell you something below it
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
George: This is the best thing that ever happened to me! Amber: About that. I'm hoping it's your baby, but who knows what happened in Ireland .. Plus, there's always the possibility that I was insane when I "agreed" to try for a baby, so I might change my mind. George: Aaaargh! #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Jazzer: So how are you at tossing? David: I'm a top-class tosser, probably the best tosser in the county ... #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Ruth: You know all this inheritance business? We'll be dead when the children inherit the farm. David: Well yeah.. I suppose. Ruth: Why do we care what they do after we've gone? David: Um, protect Brookfield? I dunno. Ruth: Let's not bother. Farming is a tedious thankless task. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I'm musing on the picture of Kate soothing my stressful mind with meditation and yoga ... Nope. Can't see it. I'd much rather have Jakob directing me thanks. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
George's apology to Kenton had all the hallmarks of a sulky teenager angling for the WiFi to be turned back on. Not exactly convincing when he immediately launched into trying to regain access to the Bull ... #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I really don't think I would like the smell of curly kale emanating from my husband .... (or anyone else's husband for that matter). #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
@chrisworthing.bsky.social that account you reposted is absolutely fascinating. The photos are beautiful. I'm down a stained glass rabbit hole now!
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
All that farm talk also included the reference to the current eat seasonal home grown produce message. Support British farmers everyone! #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I think I've settled a few scores. I'll have to consider next Saturday's preferred outcome storylines. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Pip: Where are mum and dad? New owner of Brookfield: Who? And by the way, get out of the cottage by the end of the week Pip: Ohhhh noooo ... #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Brian: I've decided to atone for my many sins by becoming the hermit of Lakey Hill. I'll live in a hut eating only nuts and berries. Alice: Ummm can I have your bank account number? Brian: Sorry darling I've given away all my money to Poppy and Keira Grundy. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Tony: Why are we still working at our age? We're bloody old! Pat: You're right. I'm fed up with it all. Particularly the soup. Tony: Let's join Johnny on the high seas. Go off grid. Wear only swimsuits. Pat: Quick. Book the flights. I'm going to pack. Let's not tell the kids ... #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Freddie: See here, I've had enough of this nonsense of not being in charge around here. I'm telling the Trustees to sod off and taking over. Lizzie: You can't do that! Freddie: I've taken legal advice. The Trust ended years ago. Get out of my house. Lizzie: But, but, but ... #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
David: You know what? I've had it with farming. Working all weathers, besieged by badgers. What's the point? Ruth: I've never liked it much myself truth be told. David: Let's sell up and retire to Tenerife. Ruth: OK!! Let's not tell the kids though. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Helen: Right, I'm off to Scotland to take up a sheep's cheese project. Tom: Thank God for that, we can't wait for you to get out of our house! Henry: You're on your own Mum. I'm going to live with George and Keira. They need an adult in their house to parent them. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Fallon: Don't worry about "that night" while you're away. I've wiped the CCTV Harrison: Eh? What are you on about? Fallon: We never need to speak of it again Harrison: We do need to talk about something though love. It's not really working is it .. you know us Fallon: Aarrrgghh #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Brad: So the police fell for the Marky gang story? Amber: Worked a treat babe. Hacking their phones with those messages worked a treat! Brad: Right, now I've hacked into Brian's offshore bank account we can be off together. Amber: I'm glad I clonked him!! Brad: Glad he's OK though! #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I think Saturdays on #TheArchers should consist of us writing preferred outcomes for the current storylines. So far, I've sent Clarrie and Keira off on an adventure, leaving their gormless family behind to fend for themselves. That'll teach the useless Grundy men for being horrible to Clarrie!
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Clarrie: Keiraluv, is your bag still packed from when you was running away? Keira: nods (silently) Clarrie: let's you and Granma have an adventure together with MY REDUNDANCY MONEY. Keira: nods. Grabs bag and Clarrie's hand. Both smile and LEAVE! #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Alice: He's a strong lad. He'll pull through. Emma: Yes, the Grundys are known for their thick heads. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Amber sounds as though she's Emily Blunt playing the young Queen Victoria. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Of course, what George should have said when he woke up with Emma harping on was .. "Hit me again. I can still hear her" #TheArchers
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Neil Hopkins @thermalsatsuma.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Is this the real show? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a podcast, no escape from reality. Mama - just killed a Grundy. Swung a bottle at his head, gave him a clonk and now he’s dead! #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Comments inspired by tonight's episode are top quality. 🙌👏👏👏👏 Don't think I'll distress myself by interrupting my darts viewing to listen. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Will George harm anyone? I would say yes and it seems most likely his victim will be a woman. I believe Emma is most at risk. We already know what he thinks of her (not anything good) and probably blames her for everything wrong in his life. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
George's current story had been building for virtually his whole life. His bitter mainly miserable parents, the paternity dispute, his confused feelings about step dad/uncle and stepmother. Treated with kid gloves by virtually his whole family who feel guilty/sorry for him. 1/2 #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
An extremely accurate description of the effect of current #TheArchers story line maze. Brandy and Benylin you say? Might give it a go.
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Is this Crispin bloke actually a Christian? We all know Peggy wasn't actually that keen on loving your neighbour, turning the other cheek, and passing through the eye of a needle and all that christianity stuff .. Maybe he's a Satanist. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
David is forcibly reminding me of one of those red-faced grumpy old men on Question Time. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
That was a very quick affair 😳 Bit of squelchy snogging and it's all over. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
What the flippity flop is going on with Rex and Rochelle and the squelching noises? Rex must have a blooming death wish this week! #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Blimey Rex - you're on dangerous ground here. Helen will be reeling you in like a great big carp. Next thing you know, you'll be Henry and Jack's stepdad competing for bathroom space with Natasha, Tom and the SuperNovas in Beechell. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
And another thing. Why is David needing to confine Pip with an electric fence? Little wonder he's having to do her work. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I'm trying to understand precisely how #TheArchers can enrage me in such a short space of time. But David mithering on about dog walkers and tax avoidance, picking on Ben, bumbling old Leonard and Helen being uncharacteristically perceptive? Now I'm steaming.
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I'm suffering Rochelle/Joy/sabotage action/group/cult/where are the bairns fatigue. I'm positive the denouement is going to be disappointing and unfulfilling. I need answers, and they had better be good! And Freddie has to be the hero, not the gormless fall guy. 🙏 #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Things are shaping up nicely for a massive show down between Natasha and Helen over house rules. #TheArchers
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
What a shame neither Tom nor Natasha were seriously injured in the slippery floor incident. #TheArchers
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Helen Barnard @helenbarnard.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Good to hear #TheArchers have a bit of debate about farmers & inheritance tax changes. Although if you wanted someone to properly undermine any sympathy for farmers, you'd definitely choose David as their spokesman.
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Jude @mrsjboo.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
@ambridgeolwen.bsky.social And he didn't pay inheritance tax ... It seems the Forestry Commission owns the most land in the UK. Anders Holch Povlsen is the biggest private land owner in the UK. Duke of Westminster is 10th. Only 140k acres ... #TheArchers www.theguardian.com/money/2016/a...
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Inheritance tax: why the new Duke of Westminster will not pay billions
The fact that Hugh Grosvenor’s estate is held in a trust means that his £9bn inheritance is likely to remain largely intact
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