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Mrs. Dubose

@mrsdubose.bsky.social
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She/her | 40+ | NSFW | MDNI | Hetero | ENM | Autistic| Mostly wholesome with an occasional burst of artistic nudity/lewdity. Do not repost my photos. 🐞 🎁 throne.com/mrsdubose

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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 20m
Waking up anxious, queasy, and shaky right out of the gate this morning. Having anxiety and panic attacks when you also have to be a strong independent woman is really *really* hard sometimes. I just want to stay in bed and let someone else handle my life today. I feel overwhelmed and scared. 😞
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 12h
These are not the kind of jokes from the universe that I appreciate. 😑
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 12h
OF COURSE it started right up for them multiple times as soon as they got it off the tow truck. 🤦They can't fix a problem they can't find so I guess I'm going to be playing roulette with my car for the next little while. Good thing I have nerves of steel and am NEVER anxious about ANYTHING ever. 🙄
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 20h
They make me SO anxious! Trying to look at the positives, it happened at home, I'm not stranded, etc. But my heart rate has not gotten on board with that yet. 🙈
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 21h
Silver lining, I guess, I get another day off work. 🙃
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 21h
Guess who's car wouldn't start this morning and then AAA couldn't get it jumped and now it has to be towed to the shop because it might be the fuel pump? GAHHHHHHHHHHH. I need to win the lottery so I can just buy a new car. This is dumb.😑
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's beautiful!
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A threesome with two bisexual men except we're all middle aged and tired so we just put on our comfy clothes and cuddle and watch TV together.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. 
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see  see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The neighbors probably think I'm weird. 😂
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
💪🏻but also 💅🏻
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nothing makes me feel more like a goddess than when I do home DIY stuff braless in my shorty pajama set. (Today I'm doing maintenance on my deep well/water tank.)
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Exactly!! Well said. ❤️
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🤦‍♀️😂
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Would you like a cat? I'll pay for shipping. (For the record this is a joke and I love her. 😂)
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
3:45: Scratches on door, jumps on bed to sniff my face. Lays at the foot of the bed. 4:15: Scratches on the door non-stop until I get up to feed her an early breakfast at 4:30. 4:45 to 5:30: I scroll on my phone bc fml. Alarm at 6:30: Why am I so TIRED? I don't have sleep apnea, I have a CAT. 💀
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me falling asleep last night: I've been so exhausted lately. Maybe I do have sleep apnea. 😟 Later that night at 11:30: Kitty jumps up on the bed then off. 12:45: Jumps up, lays on my arm, breathes in my face. 2:15: Jumps up, then down, then scratches on the door for 30 mins before wandering away.
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me everytime I get a text or DM after 9 pm. 🥹
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That's a lot of cabbage. 😳
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lately I've been craving old fashioned meals like my mom used to make. Yesterday I made a ham and bean soup with some leftover frozen ham and some dried beans from the pantry. I whipped up a little box of Jiffy cornbread to go with it and I couldn't have been happier.
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bats are SO cute. I love this. 🥰
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sometimes I wake up laughing too! I wonder why we do that. I guess maybe we just have more active brains. 🤭
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If it did I don't remember!
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't know! I woke up when we were still at the hardware store. 🙃
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also I woke myself up snoring again. 😂 I am a DELIGHT to share a bed with, let me just tell ya.
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Last night I dreamed I had a baby goat as a pet. I put a harness and leash on it and then we got in the car to go to the bank drive thru to order a coffee???? And then it magically turned into a hardware store so we got out to buy some nails ???? and all the old men were admiring my pet baby goat. 😂
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wanna bring back statement tights this Fall and Winter. I used to have so many cute pairs back in the day.
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Went out to check the rain gauge this morning as we old folks do and accidentally snuck up on this little cute friend. We just regarded one another for a minute and then I left him in peace to relax. 🖤
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh, this would be SO cool. You should do it! 🤩
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am never going to stop laughing. The teeth in bra off part has absolutely destroyed me. 😂🤣😂
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting around, facing away from each other. Stealthily, Green turns around to look at Blue, who is oblivious to being watched.

Sneakily Green stretches himself out, landing a kiss on the back of Blue's head. Blue is mildly startled. As he turns around to look at Green, Green has already turned back the way he had been, acting oblivious.
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hahahahaha fair point. I would be incapacitated for at least two days if I twisted myself all around like my cat does. 😂
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😂
static.klipy.com
Knock Knock: Lorenza Izzo Chugs Maple Syrup
ALT: Knock Knock: Lorenza Izzo Chugs Maple Syrup
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate hurricane season. It makes me queasy even when I'm not in the line of fire. I hope everybody in the path stays safe. 🤍
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Which is to say if I were cat sized I'd totally pounce all over the bed, too!
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When cats jump around on the bed while we try to change the sheets, I bet to them it feels just like when we were little kids at the library for storytime with the big parachute thing. 🤭
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me either! When I was little they seemed scary and my parents wouldn't take us kids there. Now that I'm grown I want to see what the fuss is about!
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Take me on a date to Waffle House and I'll be yours forever.
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is an excellent plan. Where do I sign?
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can play here if you want to. 🤍 lockedtony.github.io/kink-jars/ romance.blackwhiskercult.com
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel like the kink jars are pretty predictable if you know me but the romantic ones? Oof. 😂 I will lavish you with affection but clearly I need some warning and/or slow movements when you try to approach me, lol. 🦔
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Confession: I have never seen Beetlejuice in its entirety. 🫣 I should fix that!
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am having the weirdest mix of anxiety and horniness today. What is my brain even doing. 😵‍💫
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel this. I've never gone through anything as horrific as Ian, but I do have legit ptsd over my most recent hurricane experience. Every time the weather starts to get really bad or we get a ton of rain my anxiety skyrockets. Sending good thoughts to everyone preparing for this weekend. 💙
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Glitter
ALT: Glitter
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes the only thing to do is come straight home from work, flop down on the bed, and have an orgasm about it.
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ugh. That's the worst feeling ever. I feel like crap if I forget for a day. I can't imagine having to stop cold turkey for a week. 😩
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😏
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ooof. I forgot he was the director. 😖
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Mrs. Dubose @mrsdubose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The first time I saw it I got so ANGRY on her behalf. I'm watching it again tonight for the first time in years. I'm less than halfway through and I'm already mad. 😂 I wish I could go back in time and see what the reactions were when it first came out in theaters.
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