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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

My mom decided to give my 6 yr old’s bangs a “little trim” and now he looks like this

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Me, home sick from work: “Well, at least I’ll be able to catch up on some work for my second job.” 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Me too! He’s so fun in that show (and this one).

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Started the day with the electrical transformer directly outside my house exploding and everyone subsequently needing a new pair of pants.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I liked ONE VIDEO of a dude’s tiny pet chameleon and instagram decided I was a Lizard Person for WEEKS.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

My 5 year old was so tired he couldn’t remember the word “yesterday”, so in trying to talk about something that happened two days ago, he said “backwards tomorrow tomorrow”.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

The best thing about having the Big Christmas Meal on a day other than Christmas Day is that when you inevitably realize you forgot to buy something, the grocery store is actually open.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

My in-laws are watching “Watson” and wooowwww is it bad.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Hooray! I love episodes where Peter gets so mad all he can do is unleash streams of expletives.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Oh god, I must not have been paying enough attention. 😓

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

I tried watching, but I didn’t make it through the first episode because the whole deadly global pandemic thing made me feel too upset and panicky (can’t imagine why). I need to try again, because everyone whose taste I trust loved it, and I loved the book.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

You never know when someone might need an emergency ring bearer. Or award show host.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Why did we wait so long into this season of The Diplomat before really deploying Bradley Whitford? First Lady Todd is EVERYTHING.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

I am also clearly not the target audience. 😂

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

I listened to a podcast in which they described the plot of the movie in detail and I found it so *incredibly upsetting* that I can’t imagine actually watching the movie.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Yes, it gives them bad face! And that’s all that matter!

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Awwww yeah, you guys knew I needed something good to listen to on my commute today!

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I used to be in charge of purchasing supplies for the small school where I worked, and I’d go to Walmart at midnight during the summer sales to load up my cart with glue sticks, folders, and pencils. That way no one had to wait in line behind me while my zillions of items got rung up. 😂

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I personally have been crying to years old episodes of Bake Off.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I reaaally thought [redacted] was falling into the quarry this episode.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Whoa, I had no idea that a flapjack in America is an entirely different animal from a UK flapjack.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

I get irrationally(?) angry when watching Bake Off and the judges’ primary criticism is that something should have baked longer. GIVE THEM A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME THEN.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

They’ve definitely been training telekinetic children for nefarious purposes In there.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

I have faith in yours and Peter’s powers of bitchiness!

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

If only there were a podcast wherein some very smart and snarky dudes skewered awful books…

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Made a veritable vat of chicken tortilla yesterday. 🫡

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

The lady at the peach farm we visit swears by sitting them on the windowsill to ripen.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Me too! It’s on my sad sack playlist. 😂

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Primo song for laying on the floor and drowning in the feels.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Mine was big into snacking on toothpaste We had to start hiding it between brushings. Then he moved on to play dough. 😬

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

I was deep in postpartum hormones and filled with absolute DREAD the first time I took my baby in to get his shots, and what did they have playing in the lobby of the doctor’s office but The Land Before Fucking Time. I was a sobbing mess by the time it was our turn. 😂

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Every time I say the name “Toby”, I say it in a Scottish accent but no one ever understands why.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Hey @abc13houstontexas.bsky.social @nbcnews.com are y’all reporting on the huge backlog created by the new voter registration system that may prevent tens of thousands of Texans from being eligible to vote in the Nov election?

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Hey @jamestalarico.bsky.social @betoorourke.bsky.social the huge backlog created by the new voter registration system may prevent tens of thousands of Texans from being eligible to vote in November. What are we doing about this?

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Hey @texastribune.org @houstonchronicle.com @houstonpublicmedia.bsky.social are y’all reporting on the Texas voter registration backlog that may prevent thousands of people from being registered to vote by the Oct. 6 deadline?

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

One thing you wanna do before you have kids is you wanna get a bunch of crappy plastic toys, break them, and then practice repairing them with super glue. Well developed super gluing skills will significantly up your parenting game.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Always rooting for you, Jo! Thanks for bringing your listeners joy in a time when it feels increasingly difficult to find.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Oh sweet Arthur, no one has ever been so well and truly fucked. #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Boy Kavalier sitting at that conference table like he’s about to have his yearly pelvic exam. #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX

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