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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

My mom decided to give my 6 yr old’s bangs a “little trim” and now he looks like this

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Me, home sick from work: “Well, at least I’ll be able to catch up on some work for my second job.” 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Started the day with the electrical transformer directly outside my house exploding and everyone subsequently needing a new pair of pants.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

My 5 year old was so tired he couldn’t remember the word “yesterday”, so in trying to talk about something that happened two days ago, he said “backwards tomorrow tomorrow”.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

The best thing about having the Big Christmas Meal on a day other than Christmas Day is that when you inevitably realize you forgot to buy something, the grocery store is actually open.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

My in-laws are watching “Watson” and wooowwww is it bad.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Why did we wait so long into this season of The Diplomat before really deploying Bradley Whitford? First Lady Todd is EVERYTHING.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Whoa, I had no idea that a flapjack in America is an entirely different animal from a UK flapjack.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

I get irrationally(?) angry when watching Bake Off and the judges’ primary criticism is that something should have baked longer. GIVE THEM A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME THEN.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Hey @abc13houstontexas.bsky.social @nbcnews.com are y’all reporting on the huge backlog created by the new voter registration system that may prevent tens of thousands of Texans from being eligible to vote in the Nov election?

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Hey @jamestalarico.bsky.social @betoorourke.bsky.social the huge backlog created by the new voter registration system may prevent tens of thousands of Texans from being eligible to vote in November. What are we doing about this?

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Hey @texastribune.org @houstonchronicle.com @houstonpublicmedia.bsky.social are y’all reporting on the Texas voter registration backlog that may prevent thousands of people from being registered to vote by the Oct. 6 deadline?

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

One thing you wanna do before you have kids is you wanna get a bunch of crappy plastic toys, break them, and then practice repairing them with super glue. Well developed super gluing skills will significantly up your parenting game.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Oh sweet Arthur, no one has ever been so well and truly fucked. #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Boy Kavalier sitting at that conference table like he’s about to have his yearly pelvic exam. #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

I forgot to chop the spinach before throwing it in the pot and now it’s like my soup is filled with wet pillowcases.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

All of the aliens are absolutely terrifying but none of them are as scary as an unstoppable synthetic preteen in the midst of a psychotic break. #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

The eyeball monster and the bloodsucking cockroaches are IN CAHOOTS!? #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Why is every containment tank in every lab on this show made of CANDY GLASS?? #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

No one has ever taken SO LONG to shoot a dead body into space #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Me watching episode 2 of #AlienEarth i.makeagif.com/media/10-03-...

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I spent three days setting up my classroom this week and I feel like I was marched across a mountain range.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

5 yo: Bugs can’t get in through the pee hole because there’s glass in the pee hole. Me: …what? 5 yo: *points to the front door* The pee hole! In the door!

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

You guys, The Eternaut (on Netflix) is SO GOOD.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Remember when there used to be places on the internet you could go without seeing something incredibly depressing?

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I am so 👏🏻 tired 👏🏻 of school administrators treating my subject area like it doesn’t matter.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Look I know that we shouldn’t park our kids in front of screens all day, but it makes my house so QUIET

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I don’t usually care about the dating lives of celebrities, but Liam Neeson and Pam Anderson genuinely give me warm fuzzies.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

My brain is so broken that I pat myself on the back for going to bed at 1am because that’s turning in early like a very responsible grown up.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

I spent over an hour scrubbing the kitchen floor so I regret to inform everyone that we can’t ever use the kitchen again.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

I have complicated feelings about The Sandman now, obviously, but Tom Sturridge plays Morpheus so beautifully in the show. It’s like the character was pulled directly out of my head, just as I’d imagined him. Bravo to the casting director.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Why does Una’s hair look like snap on Lego hair? #StrangeNewWorlds

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

I love Strange New Worlds but I just do not care about Pike’s girlfriend.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

If anyone feels bad about their parenting/housekeeping skills, it might help to know that today is July 24th and I just put my kids’ Easter baskets away.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

I have to go to a funeral tomorrow and l profoundly Do Not Want To.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

When you’re already up waaay too late and then you decide to read recaps of the last season of Dark because you can’t remember how it ended.

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Ten authors by whom I've read more than five books: 1. Tana French 2. Diana Gabaldon 3. Kate Atkinson 4. Stephen King 5. David Sedaris 6. C.S. Lewis 7. George R.R. Martin 8. Laini Taylor 9. Janet Evanovich 10. Anthony Horowitz

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Disgruntled Pelican @mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

My husband just went to pick up our kids and when they get home we have to tell them our dog died and I’d just really like for something good to happen please.

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