Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Love love love this. Could they possibly attach a DVD player for rental there also 🤣🤣🤣 000 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Salute to Honesty ✊🏽static.klipy.comMan's Respect GestureALT: Man's Respect Gesture 011 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It’s always the all encompassing term “Humans” - when talking about whose destroying the planets Let’s all be honest on which humans…cause it damn sure ain’t ALL humans. 100 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I do wish the ppl that think this deeply and invest in the lives of celebs - could think deeply about slowing climate change, ending global wars, improving their own neighborhoods & lives…No? Cause y they have such deep theories of a super rich couple with 3 chirren??? 011 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Someone ends up in HR or completely loses their job every year. 100 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Based on his former athlete status & being 6’5, I’d guess he’s a whore, commitment phobe as a result of “too many” options, used to dating WW as many athletes r due to proximity when they were in school, or all of the above. 101 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Nothing illegal happens until visit 346 so he’s cleared! Whew! 000 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Umm sorry my 10 year old and all his homies throw up the peace sign in every photo too so…Peace lives on ✌️ 1131 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026We had a movie outing at my job and i couldn’t focus on the film cause i was so amazed at my 1 coworker taking his phone out every 5 to 10 minutes to scroll through Instagram. It baffled me that he couldn’t stop. He was like a drug addict. 010 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The way this movie touched my young soul! A favorite to this day! 010 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Yall was really fighting for your rights & respect to wear bonnets & pajamas to the airport with pride! Well i just saw one woman flat ironing the others long weave at the high top table at the gate where ppl usually plug in the laptops. Where do we stand on this? 000 0
Reposted by Mrs SmurphyRhonda 🌊 @silverarticfox.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Can somebody explain to me why the rule is "if you can't make rent, cut out the streaming apps, lattes, and avocado toasts" but it's never "if you can't afford your workers a living wage, cut out the mega-yachts, rockets, and spaceships." 24682742317 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026It’s time for all countries with arable land to remember they are capable of growing their own food, feeding their nation themselves. The aid these countries received for decades rendered them helpless while US/EU steal all their resources. It’s a global mess. 000 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026So the NBA asked the Knicks Team Mom to make a cool AI flyer for the winning team ? This historic win deserved an actual human graphic designer! This image looks like shit but GO KNICKS!!! 📣🥂🎉🍾🏀 010 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Oh hell no! They closed the DC one first for remodeling. They better finish DC before they close woodmore! Cause that’s the only gas station i go to. 110 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Man oh man i had many a ROUGH work days from the happy hour aftermath 🤣. Great times were had though so it was all worth it. 020 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I know I’m a DECADE LATE but DON DRAPER YOU AINT SHIT but a whore of a husband. 000 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026What r banned foods? Unnatural, don’t dare bring that bag of Doritos & soda, to school, cause u will get a phone call. They have long recess/time outside, unless it’s raining. No screens/tech at all for younger grades, no phones allowed for older. 000 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026My kid goes to a very small school - k-12 - a little over 100 students. Everyone brings their lunch from home. There are banned foods, they’ll literally call u & take ur child’s banned lunch item & replace it if need be. There’s not a single NOT ONE overweight child. 100 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Now just make sure u hit the sides my girls, no hairs should be visible at the crotch area of ur suit, do what u want of course but I’m almost certain hair down there was never meant to be on display in public. 200 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I’ll take putting it on at all as a start. Just slowing down no signal is the norm these days. 010 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026My BFF bought her first house recently, built in the 80s had one owner (they died in the home) all the appliances were either original made in 80s or 90s at best. EVERYTHING still worked, dishwasher, oven, fridge, even the garbage disposal. she only replaced cause it wasn’t her style. 000 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I think it’s time to remove the word that has become a VERB in modern language - meaning “to search for information” - GOOGLE. It no longer works well, just a clunky outdated piece of junk full of AI slop. 010 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026So the burnt scraps at the bottom of the pan when u didn’t put enough oil. Got it. And no thanks! 010 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Bless you! Kids outside doing regular kid stuff!!! 010 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026One of my good friends is Haitian and i literally BEG for food from their house like I’m a poor poor child. 100 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Damn the woman he chose to be with is a dirty piece of gum on the bottom of her shoe with no redeemable qualities apparently. 🤣🤣🤣 030 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026We all know ppls cognitive skills remain intact well beyond 65, but interests, insight, understanding of what’s needed for the future can decline regardless because u simply can’t see that far in the future for policies that will beneficial well after ur ☠️⚰️. 100 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026i remember how lame this bird watching field trip was in elementary school. I was so annoyed with those binoculars having to look at birds. Just installed 2 bird feeders in my yard like a loser! 110 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Social media is a weird place. U really gotta say NOT ALL for folks not to be offended. But i said what i said. Outside of medical conditions (the minority) MOST ppl that have to have light & noise to sleep need to seek some help. The brain/body is meant to rest of silence & dark 🧐 100 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The scary part is how many adults that will think this is great & giving their children a leg up in life cause “AI is here & AI is the future”. Just sad. 100 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Now THATS a non negotiable. I’m sorry as a grown adult if u need tv to sleep u need to seek some counseling. Cause y do u need light & noise to relax? 440 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Ooh streetwear swagger my favorite! And the Halloween font really makes me want to spend all my coins! 110 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026The textbook buy back was such a scam in college. And the “new edition” of a text book that was literally a few new words. 000 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Oh me too. The scene on the stairs alone is well worth the watch every single time! I love that movie. 110 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026That movie is so unhinged!!! Like the worst possible outcome of cheating EVERRRRR! 100 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 01/05/202611 till the things blows up. Fuck Apple and them. I’m using this phone till the wheels fall off. 150 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Your career should not be your whole life and personality! 001 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026The self determination of Black ppl in America is unmatched. The only reason anything slightly resembling a civil society exists here is because of us. Take away what we built, fought & died for & we will STILL make a way out of no way. ✊🏽 000 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Ok skip the “youngish” part these fools r both in their 30s. I swore Meg was still in her 20s. Y’all speak of Meg like she’s a poor young & dumb 22 year old. They r full adults, nowhere near youth. Let them enjoy their messy lil celeb lives. 000 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026They r “youngish” hot and outside, how long was they supposed to last? R y’all for real? 100 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Life is meant to be lived. 100 Percent of ALL relationships end in a break up with the exception of marriages where DEATH is the only thing that ends it. On to the next, none of them r a waste & if ur lucky u have some great memories & stories. Stop the Meg relationship thinkpieces. 100 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The ppl that cut those programs from the regular required school budget underestimated them too. Just going to school to become disconnected little robots that only know how to push a button. 011 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026The collection of bones in a ziploc bag and veggie scraps in another for that homemade bone broth i (am/was) going to make can hear you. Shhhh 🤫 000 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Love this for us! We don’t need to plan to retire if there is no society. Just vibes. 010 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I’ve watched this tech evolve with my own eyes & still don’t understand how we got here. 120 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Went to a Fidelity finance webinar at work today. The presenter appeared on camera for .5 seconds only. Her voice tone was constant, no personal inflections or accent. I’m 99.9% sure it was an AI bot. These things should be disclosed. Didn’t finish the meeting don’t want 💵 advice from a bot. 000 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Am i the only one that feels like all the women of RHOA except maybe Cynthia r a bunch of weirdos now? They’re like characatures of their old selves. They speak in social media lingo all the time & look like Bratz dolls. No personality, no nothing. It’s odd to watch. 010 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Same! I’ve woken up very angry at him a few times for the things he did in my dream. Full on anger 🤣🤣🤣 cause it seemed so real and i couldn’t believe he would do such a thing! 100 0
Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Beautiful family. Kinda weird looking photo with Dad in his astronaut gear but whatevs. 000 0