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Mrs Smurphy

@mrs-smurphy.bsky.social
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DC Millenial ➡️ old enough to remember Chocolate City, mother, wife 💍, (documentary) filmmaker 🎥, AI Hater, Power to my People ✊🏽❤️🖤💚

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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Salute to Honesty ✊🏽
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Yall was really fighting for your rights & respect to wear bonnets & pajamas to the airport with pride! Well i just saw one woman flat ironing the others long weave at the high top table at the gate where ppl usually plug in the laptops. Where do we stand on this?
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Rhonda 🌊 @silverarticfox.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Can somebody explain to me why the rule is "if you can't make rent, cut out the streaming apps, lattes, and avocado toasts" but it's never "if you can't afford your workers a living wage, cut out the mega-yachts, rockets, and spaceships."
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I know I’m a DECADE LATE but DON DRAPER YOU AINT SHIT but a whore of a husband.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My kid goes to a very small school - k-12 - a little over 100 students. Everyone brings their lunch from home. There are banned foods, they’ll literally call u & take ur child’s banned lunch item & replace it if need be. There’s not a single NOT ONE overweight child.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I think it’s time to remove the word that has become a VERB in modern language - meaning “to search for information” - GOOGLE. It no longer works well, just a clunky outdated piece of junk full of AI slop.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Your career should not be your whole life and personality!
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The self determination of Black ppl in America is unmatched. The only reason anything slightly resembling a civil society exists here is because of us. Take away what we built, fought & died for & we will STILL make a way out of no way. ✊🏽
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Life is meant to be lived. 100 Percent of ALL relationships end in a break up with the exception of marriages where DEATH is the only thing that ends it. On to the next, none of them r a waste & if ur lucky u have some great memories & stories. Stop the Meg relationship thinkpieces.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Went to a Fidelity finance webinar at work today. The presenter appeared on camera for .5 seconds only. Her voice tone was constant, no personal inflections or accent. I’m 99.9% sure it was an AI bot. These things should be disclosed. Didn’t finish the meeting don’t want 💵 advice from a bot.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Am i the only one that feels like all the women of RHOA except maybe Cynthia r a bunch of weirdos now? They’re like characatures of their old selves. They speak in social media lingo all the time & look like Bratz dolls. No personality, no nothing. It’s odd to watch.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Power to the People ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 Unite and fight for what’s right!
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I’m not watching a house wives franchise from a state I’ve never been to and i give less than a damn about. Rhode Island…WHO CARES! #RHORI
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I think those big rallies over the weekend were “best poster” and “zaniest costume” competitions right? 🚫🤴
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The AARP Plus crowd really don’t give a fuck. Watching their Facebook videos on speaker at full volume in public.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
In all my smart phone years i don’t think i ever was purposely typing the word DUCK or DOCK, dearest auto correct, i meant DICK when i typed it 100% of the time. If I’m ever sitting on a dock feeding a duck you will be the first to know!
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I have to admit I’m absolutely horrible at my corporate job doing the corporate tasks part. Timesheets, goal setting, trainings all that fluff. I do my actual work amazingly well and the rest is always late & half assed. My supervisor just pinged me to do the last 3 weeks of timesheets 🤣🫩🧐 Oops.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I went to the gym last night at 10pm, never been this late but the kid is home sick from school so only time i can go. So the late night hours are when the weed heads workout??? The aroma was everywhere! 💨🍃🏋🏾‍♀️ I would be giggling falling off machinery if went to the gym high. How do y’all do this???
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It’s time for many countries to remember how to survive without the US. It’ll be a major struggle of course but better in the long run. Gotta get it out the mud and unplug from ur colonizer. Viva Cuba Libre!
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Mark my words…Teyana Taylor will never get any dynamic roles in major Hollywood films from this point forward. She’ll be type cast. Beautiful woman, a trophy, kept in a case, that u get to take out and admire her “exotic” beauty from time to time & that’ll be about it from her. Happens EVERY Time.
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Brandon D. Wilson @geniusbastard.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST BLACK PERSON TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST FILIPINA TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. ACADEMY AWARD WINNER AUTUMN DURALD ARKAPAW.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Black people just breath, remember if Sinners don’t win the big categories it’s ok. Movie already won, their awards don’t define us, not now, not ever!
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Repost this 1000 times over so ppl get the scam that is AI!!!
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It’s TIME to stop using all this shit and get back to real life. They’re doing this to continue to train AI / robots with all our humanness.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I really wish countries, specifically African countries, would skip using Airbnb & uber and figure out some other ways. I’m so over both of those corporations sucking everything dry!
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If y’all didnt think data centers were going to eventually create an increase in ur energy bills…i don’t know what to tell you. Enjoy ur ChatGPT, dirty air and water.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Thankful to the writers of Paradise Season 2 episode 1. They didn’t do ur typical band of men turned rapist and pillagers once some major natural disaster destroys half the world. I was nervous thw whole episode.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Wishing Delroy Lindo & Michael B Jordan the peace and protection they deserve to voice out loud how they really feel about this tourettes dude situation, not have to bite their tongue & be “polite” in this public discourse. I know their personal group chats r on Fire right now. Power to the People ✊🏽
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This is a word! Now that’s a group that coulda skipped having kids if they weren’t aware that kids do kid things, cause that’s mostly what they punish them for anyways.
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Brotha Tiptoe @thesuburbanthug.blacksky.app · 11/02/2026
I feel like since Black people aren’t on the front lines, our duty in all of this is to create our dream for the future for US. We already know everyone else is gonna follow our model because they always do but we gotta make the vision and make it plain.
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OhGeez @ohgeez.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Big agree. I hope this vision includes community, mutual aid, home gardens, self sufficiency, afro-entrepreneurism, cooperative businesses, group ownership, open systems, anti-consumerism, creativity and love. We can create a humanistic movement by example.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I go back & almost obsessively reread anything i type on my phone cause when i don’t, w/o fail it’s wacky auto corrects, misspells & pure confusion. The iPhone keyboard is ASS! i swear it didn’t used to be this bad. Sometime it’s so bad i wonder if the recipient can decipher what i actually meant!
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If u love some Mexican food & ur first times outta the country was to party in Puerto Rico or Mexico BUT ur on ur socials complaining about the Bad Bunny performance being in Spanish & u don’t know or like the music, remember that next time you get on your soapbox to say…
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I swear i hate each and every one of y’all that have Ring cams. If you can’t see what’s coming next i feel bad for you. And those of u with cameras inside your actual houses, Good Luck. My real fear is that soon enough it will be required that you have one if u want to live in a community.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
All things start off looking so innocent - find my lost dog please Ring . Next thing you know…it gets sinister real quick
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I take a small sigh of relief each time i look at the TL and see lots of people that are expressing their hate AI ! Thank Goodness I’m not alone in this. Please keep the momentum up #ResistAI
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Fuck Off to all these commercials promoting AI! #ResistAI #SuperbowlLX
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Every Black History Month, I see an easy question to ask is “What did African American people NOT invent?” As the list will be much shorter than asking what we did invent. Grateful to learn about Valerie Thomas today & her Afro was Amazing! #BHM
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
How exciting some of my former X twitter faves I’m now seeing y’all here!
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
U know when ur son has friends over, they’re “playing” & ur instinct tells you it’s about 15 minutes before someone needs to go to the ER, crash through a window, break the dining table, rug burn, broken vases, pics falling off the wall. This is how childhood w/o constant iPads & tech should look.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Reading comprehension…In the pits of Hell. Debating and attempting to prove ur points that were literally stated in the original post. The fact is your cheap ass synthetic fiber polyester coat is not your friend in winter. Now u can debate the temperature, the durability of ur carhart,
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Y’all really be struggling and hating winter which i get in general. But what would help if y’all knew what a proper coat was and where to purchase one from. That Shien waist length puffer isn’t getting it girlies.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Did y’all know that if u work out consistently, and eat healthy consistently, making it a lifestyle, ur jeans actually get loser! It’s like Magic.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This is Bait. They want us on the front lines protesting, marching and making catchy slogans because all lived matter. Nah.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Ok now African Americans don’t think u can pop on over to Africa like iShowSpeed & have internet cell access & easy travel 24/7 like him. Remember he has lots of $$$ & tech that the average person does not. Also don’t bring ur American ways over there. Appreciate & embrace the culture like he did.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
If your personal email inbox isn’t an absolute cesspool dumpster fire of junk mail & shit u can’t unsubscribe to no matter how hard u try, please tell me your ways! Email is becoming obsolete. The innanet is on its last legs without a restructure i swear.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I will ugly Cry if Delroy, Michael B, Wunmi and Coogler win any of their categories! How exciting! #Sinners #Oscars2026
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I wish more Black women knew about endocrine disrupters, cause rhe way y’all overuse fragrance products, beauty products, hygiene products etc it’s no surprising the health, fertility etc issues that are higher in our communities.
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Stay positive and give God all the glory and a way will be made out of no way!
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Mrs Smurphy @mrs-smurphy.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The kid that committed suicide via ChatGPT should have been more than enough to radicalize you against AI! Tell the AI people at the head of these companies, killing the environment & sucking up all the resources, to fuck off!
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