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The best part. Dad wore a monk costume. He sold "monastery liqueurs". When he was called out said "he's real, the costume is real and the booze is real".

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 3h

My old man would have loved image generating AI. His business model was taking brand booze, re-filling it in his own bottles and slapping his own label on it and then selling it for a higher price. Later he made his own booze. All chemicals. He sold it as made from natural ingredients.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I don't think we had actual arcades in ghetto town back in the 80ies. We had a Space Invaders machine at the grocery store and a Tetris machine at the public pool. That was it.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don't even need to bother with that movies meme. I doubt they have any German movies and even if they had them I doubt any of you would know them.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don't have that problem. Hitting you with a frying pan is how I show affection.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No wonder the Germs don't know Capybaras. They call 'em water pigs. About as cute as our wash bears.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I haven't even read the books when they were still popular.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It got a little better in videogames, but not on TV. On crime shows you rarely ever see a body and in action movies pretty much every death is off screen.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They cut out how MacGyver gets punched in the face. German TV at 11am.

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Rhythm C. Husky @rhythmchusky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Gotta love getting my diaper changed by Barney the Dinosaur #furrart #fanart #diaper #diaperfur #diaperchange #abdl #fursona

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And it will only get worse from here.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Why is Schröder at the Reunification celebration? Where's Kohl?" Kohl's dead. Schröder isn't dead yet.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Even if I had the money, I would not support that particular website. Wannabe fuhrer mods being able to take away access to your own work for whatever reason they make up without appeal. Yeah, no. I'd rather watch that ship sink.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My old man dodged alimony while selling brand liquor under his own label while also dodging paying taxes and debts.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Still trying to find my perfect mix in Schedule 1. Kush that makes you shrink, smelly, barfing and sharting. I'd call it rat's sewage surprise. I hope it's possible.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why neat. Three of those are among my favorites as well.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My Ma is somewhere between Peggy Hill and Agnes Skinner.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Of course I have no confidence. For over 40 years it doesn't matter what I tell Ma, she doesn't believe me. Now I ask the AI in my phone in front of her so the thing can prove to her that I'm right.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You're doing it wrong. You lost you penis rights. *takes your penis away and locks it away in a closet*

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Being bipolar. Having two main fursonas kinda made sense. The manic fox and the depressed rat.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I somehow manage to make my creature to never poop at all. The poor thing would run around all game with 100% full.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is awesome. Thank you so very much buddy.

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Rhythm C. Husky @rhythmchusky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A little something for @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social Here is Jaga playing Ace or Diaper ray at an unknow section of a Casino where winning is your only way to escape and survive. Hope you like it Basti! ^^ #furryart #giftart #transformation

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Since the first day I ever picked up a pencil.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I support Merz's decision to stick to the power. The longer he holds the iron grip on the chancellor chair, the lower the Christ Union sinks. CDU below 5% in every state. That be neat. The annoying orange wouldn't have had a second term in Germland, I tell you hwhat.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They say they aren't rich, but constantly brag about the stuff they buy and the vacations they go on. I have a bib with your face on it. When we start the voring, you'll go on my plate.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026

You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-yo…

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That sounds like a solid training exercise.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Other folks do challenge runs in Schedule 1 making cash without selling leafs. I challenge myself by figuring out how many piggies I can shove into the dumpster behind the Chinese restaurant.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I haven't seen any of the modern Lethal Weapon movies.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He thinks nobody can see him in the void.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Contemplating to put up all my old analog fox clocks. With foreign city names under them to complete my villain lair setup. That way I also know what time it is at my minions' locations all over the world.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Started playing silly leaf game. So I was spraying my tags until someone came to watch.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Only nubs go afk during a raid for a poop. Champs are diapered up. We change when we're done raiding. We're done raiding when we're out of snacks and drinks. And we have snacks and drinks for days.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I know the comic, I just don't get the connection to flirting.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Usually the rat dances around and on the one he crushed. If he likes you, he might even do it barefoot.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The thought that I almost didn't find the motivation to learn English and I'd still be stuck to German dubs terrifies me. Like, lots of my contacts don't speak English because German is "just as good". I like to watch foreign movies undubbed.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You're old enough to make your own decisions, young man. If you want to play the clown for some hoodlums that's your call.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It is so friggin' frustrating to look at all the art people post and I need the murder ibu's just to put my socks on. I wanna art. I wanna kink art. Stupid back.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The news said it's Christmas boning related birthdays day today.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The rat does not care if you want to evacuate your stomach.

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You better wear a sleeping mask. The rat sleeps in the nude.

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