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Basti

@mrrattenheimer.bsky.social
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Some 40+ German rat thing, adults only

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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I support Merz's decision to stick to the power. The longer he holds the iron grip on the chancellor chair, the lower the Christ Union sinks. CDU below 5% in every state. That be neat. The annoying orange wouldn't have had a second term in Germland, I tell you hwhat.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They say they aren't rich, but constantly brag about the stuff they buy and the vacations they go on. I have a bib with your face on it. When we start the voring, you'll go on my plate.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-yo…
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Other folks do challenge runs in Schedule 1 making cash without selling leafs. I challenge myself by figuring out how many piggies I can shove into the dumpster behind the Chinese restaurant.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He thinks nobody can see him in the void.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Contemplating to put up all my old analog fox clocks. With foreign city names under them to complete my villain lair setup. That way I also know what time it is at my minions' locations all over the world.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Started playing silly leaf game. So I was spraying my tags until someone came to watch.
It's hard to draw with a mouse.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Only nubs go afk during a raid for a poop. Champs are diapered up. We change when we're done raiding. We're done raiding when we're out of snacks and drinks. And we have snacks and drinks for days.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Usually the rat dances around and on the one he crushed. If he likes you, he might even do it barefoot.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thought that I almost didn't find the motivation to learn English and I'd still be stuck to German dubs terrifies me. Like, lots of my contacts don't speak English because German is "just as good". I like to watch foreign movies undubbed.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is so friggin' frustrating to look at all the art people post and I need the murder ibu's just to put my socks on. I wanna art. I wanna kink art. Stupid back.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You better wear a sleeping mask. The rat sleeps in the nude.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Aunt apparently said to Ma that I look handsome and she can't understand that I'm still single. Well. I'm socially awkward and a freak.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why is there so much talk about some game on my timeline? Let's check it out. Ah, yes. Of course.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah yeah, my skaven maîtremort has arrived. According to the sign he's even French. Made in Vietnam. Boy. This little one came around.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Been a while since a game managed to push all my buttons at once. I drooled on myself. youtu.be/_lptT4ZRv8c?...
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Into The Unwell - Official Trailer
YouTube video by Indie Games Hub
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe I made a wrong move, maybe it's the weather or my body just decided it's time again to fail. Anyway. Ear exploded and the back turned to aching concrete. So I'll be even more unbearable than usual for quite some time.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
German for experts Deutsche für Echsen Perverse Harnverlust (urine loss), not to be confused with Hahnverlust (cock loss).
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The news anchor was in a talk with a talking head and he said with a straight face that he asked the AI about the issue in question.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love it when they have that US correspondent on the news. That accent is just so beautiful.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I were a toon skunk, my spray would form a giant smelly green fist to knock you out.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The more I learn about 40k lore the more I come to believe that the Emperor of Man was just winging it from the start.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How old am I? I don't recognize any Pokemon after gen 2.
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Rhythm C. Husky @rhythmchusky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A little something for @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social one of those smaller diaper changing stations that is somewhat well runned but their spare diaper machine is finicky and not always stocked hope you like it basti! ^^ #furryart #giftart #diaperfur #dirtydiaper
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Crappy election days. Nothing but talking heads and twats pointing at graphs on the news.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Found my old Mr. Fox and Ms. Magpie plushies. It's from an old German Will-They-Won't-They program.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think art is way better than real life. There are no stink lines in real life.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You don't have to scream. So you wanted a rendering and not a rending. I'm not a linguist, just an artist with a chainsaw.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"I don't wanna be so fat" I tell myself after shoving a another donut into my face and getting up for another fridge raid.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Regional news says proudly that even Yanks like our local brew. Nothing against the Yanks and their tastes, but the local brew tastes like dumpster water.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You play RPGs for the story. I play RPGs to murder everything with a health bar. There is no problem that can't be solved with indiscriminate violence. Or if you're a mage, Fireballs.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Meine Wenigkeit". German for "My insignificance, my fewness". When you refer to yourself. Something like "Little ol' me, yours truly".
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ordered a b-day gift for my sis. But then in the recommendations I saw a skaven death master plushie. I got weak.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If the conservatives fall out of the state of McBeforeFrenchFries, they might burn the chancellor at the stake.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Something for @rhythmchusky.bsky.social
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Alright. Diapers are tight, bottles are filled, pacifiers are ready and plushies huggable. Let's start that horrible disasters documentary marathon.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe one of those days I should make a ref sheet for my ragdoll rat. Also I should slowly decide if I keep his working name or change it.
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Rhythm C. Husky @rhythmchusky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A little something for @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social diaper butt Bumpin' with Basti hope you like it ! ^^ #furryart #diaperfur #toony #giftart #inanimatetransformation
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Best I could do with the 10 second timer on that phone camera. The red thing I'm wearing is a Halloween fox costume. Yup.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You know how artists put us toons in the white nothing sometimes? I don't know if this is better.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When you're a toon and think you're clever.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A while back my Ex fed my art to AI to show me how great it is. The ai barfed on it and committed uninstall. My art is so bad it rots the computer.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think I haven't seen another furry IRL in about 17 years.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sure, I'll change your diaper. But I ran out of wipes. Don't worry though, I have a belt sander.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My fox mask has this black mesh stuff and fake eyes. Couldn't find anything like that in the arts and crafts store. So I just taped some fly screen fabric in the eyes of my rat mask. Now it looks a tiny bit less stupid.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't actually use diapers. I'm not made of money. I use a plastic bucket and some duct tape.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If your ad screams at me, I'll declare a blood feud on your entire bloodline, you obnoxious twat.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's September. Time of the brown and orange fall critters like squirrels, owls, foxes and pumpkins.
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm a rat and I like to sleep in foxes
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Basti @mrrattenheimer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When your toon gimmick is that your snout is so big it's always mostly off screen.
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