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@mrpadz.bsky.social
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Moderately entertaining at a push. Still working the whole thing out. Massive nerd. An engineer, allegedly. He/Him.

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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
"My only really human quality to speak of is a fondness for celtic mysticism."
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Friends, I know you're excited to try protesting, but under no circumstances should you ever sign up to attend one. I'm suspicious of any org asking people to put their name on a list that is easily accessible via warrant or may even be public. You can just show up day of.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
America is never recovering from this lmao
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/04/2025
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
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Kennys Bookshop & Art Gallery @kennysbookshop.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
It really does! In today's RTÉ News online: www.rte.ie/culture/2025...
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Yep
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
A home what now 😱😂. Predictive text doing you dirty Cian
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
This is a side quest in Resident Evil.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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a wooden guillotine is sitting on a wooden stand on a table .
ALT: a wooden guillotine is sitting on a wooden stand on a table .
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
You want to have a shufty (Mancunian)
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
@rte.ie completely misunderstanding probability and "odds" here. Terrifying headline unless you actually understand statistics. www.rte.ie/news/newslen...
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Odds plummet that asteroid will hit Earth in 2032
The chance that an asteroid capable of wiping out a city will hit Earth in eight years has been cut in half to around 1.5%, according to new calculations from NASA.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
It did seem unusual that they pulled him up to chat with the pitch side team after the match. They really rinsed every drop of coverage they could out of the situation. Prendergast is clearly a very good player, and it's great to have two tens competing at such a high standard, but the hype is mad.
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Cian Ó Muilleoir @rugbykino.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This is unerringly accurate.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
You were not wrong.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Hospital passer of the week.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Two or three hospital passes from Prendergast. He's getting runover too.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Lads, I'll be honest. I'm not loving the commentary team on any of the channels here. #IrevEng
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
When I used to go to raves I couldn't work a phone by the end of the night, let alone film a video and post it. Make MDMA mandatory in clubs.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Twas ever so unfortunately. Best of luck in your criminal endeavours.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Light pollution ✅ Unnecessary CO2 emissions ✅ Damaging to wildlife ✅ Hazard to drivers ✅ Naff ✅ How do these things get planning permission, or is that a grey area?
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and saying `` im crushing your head ! ''
ALT: a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and saying `` im crushing your head ! ''
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
chng.it/jWT9cmwW4p
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Sign the Petition
Petition Against Proposed By-Laws for Soup Runs by Dublin City Council
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 06/01/2025
Features of Adulthood xkcd.com/3034
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I will add, getting the app for it is a little bit convoluted, as Huawei isn't part of the app store any more. But for 50 notes I'm fine with Chairman Ping knowing how much I used my rowing machine yesterday.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
No bother
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Huawei band 9 is pretty much the same. Using it since the start of December, and for the money I'm very happy with it. No PB readings, but does heart rate, steps, sleep, O2 sats, stress (?) and has exercise tracking for a load of stuff. The battery is fairly decent too. Hope that helps.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
How will you find out where to have your humours balanced without Ask Jeeves?
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Conor Mahood @conorvoice.com · 31/12/2024
Fucking hell this would never have occurred to me and it is so true. Some thoughts are like a gift, I'll think of this next time I am reading.
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Ana Braga🦋💙 🌊 @theanabraga.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
This will never get old 🤣
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
She wouldn't need to walk through the metal detector. "Into the fucking x-ray machine with you!"
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I'll remind you to check your washing machine while I'm here 😉
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
*Cue next side quest*
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Are the dishes still in the sink??
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
The score has uses "Walking in a winter wonderland" as a theme. Of course it's a Christmas film.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Bah humbug to those who observe. youtube.com/watch?v=iY3o...
youtube.com
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
To clarify, his badge is for Ireland.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
My Dad uses his all the time, and never seems to have any issues. You'd want to be a special kind of bastard to be picky about something like that.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Thanks for the block tip
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The White Strand. Much calmer waters than Polan or Five Fingers. A family favourite.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
'You will be visited by three spirits' The three spirits:
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a man and a woman standing next to each other in an office
Alt: The cast of Black Books. This is from the episode where Fran tries to learn piano, but Manny is actually playing it from inside the piano with spoons. The scene is the three blind mice gag
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Still screaming 😱😱😱
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Very much a common thing in Ireland.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
"Got a gun in my pocket. Got a rifle too....". Criminally underrated.
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Fergal @fergalc.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
"Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane" implies that Santa is not out delivering gifts but rather is returning home, and the singer is lying in wait for him. It's a stakeout.
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The Map Center @mapcenter.com · 17/12/2024
A mom just came in SO EXCITED to find a map store bc her son would LOVE it. She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid." I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Me wearing my booty shorts, which are bright red and read "The term 'Dark Ages' refers to a lack of sources not intellectual decline.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Mouldy. Adjective. Example "Look at the big mouldy head on yer man" Pronounce the oul like aul/owl.
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
1989 is still the 80s, yeah? youtu.be/NSD11dnphg0?...
youtu.be
The Stone Roses - Fools Gold (Official Video)
YouTube video by StoneRosesVEVO
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Never seen them on sale in Ireland. You're not getting the good stuff #MrTayto
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Padz @mrpadz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
No neologisms here ...
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