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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm)

@mrnintendotapes.bsky.social
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Writer at www.superreview.world Memoirs of a Cool Kid with No Self-Esteem Problems Whatsoever A retro video game based memoir presented monthly, offered at no cost to you, the reader. I play games at www.twitch.tv/robbgrimm/about

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
illustration, creative computing, magazine (1977) archive.org/details/Crea...
computer equipment stacked high. a very excited looking dude with wavy hair, has a foot and a hand on a keyboard and another foot and a hand on joysticks/controllers. a printer is spitting out paper with indecipherable text.
text font box: the ultimate computer freak
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My psychoboy cat Merle when he sees new furniture and immediately starts clawing it to shreds
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Iron chef must have made ten handfuls of candy corn.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My hump My hump My in range glucose lump
In range blood can i get a hell yeah 
137 a few hours after a meal 

Texas rattle snake style!!!
(flips bird and pours two cans of beer onto open mouth without swallowing any)
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don’t come over here! John Doe has the upper hand!
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The era of Steve Roberts incessantly talking in the Eric Cartman voice. 😫
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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.
Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "Closeup of the text for the photo that says 

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bentley Bear will you never learn 🤦‍♂️
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m hired! 😈
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If one more person tells me “leaving chopsticks in the rice bowl is a funerary rite” then I am never eating at this japanese funeral again.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the 90s we didn’t have fancy machine translation tools. Video games were localized by humans! Lines like this were the price. One I would still gladly pay. Not enough felching jokes in today’s rpg’s.
Screen shot of magic knight rayearth for the sega saturn as localized by working designs. 
It shows 14 year old girls reading the title of a book about giving enemas written by a doctor whose name means to suck the seminal fluids from someone’s anus after penetration.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thanks for the heads up Master Miller.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Say that’s that diabetes man
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me to everyone I know after controlling my blood sugar for exactly one week
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dream big everyone
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here we go! (Rogue from X-men vs street fighter voice)
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What did these raisins just see? All answers will be considered.
California raisins looking shocked/distressed
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My “Who’s Harry Crumb, jr?” Spec script is almost finished. If Sony pictures ghosts me on this one then they must hate money. Gaten Matarazzo would knock this out of the park. Annie Potts in a legacy role.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I went from “who needs fire emblem?” to “I will make up at the crack of down to go buy it asap” in a day. I gotta finish DawnWalker soon because I feel like fire emblem is gonna suck up all my videotainment hours for a good while 😞
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He so looked lifelike during his appearance, too! Just a normal man, no seams on a human suit at all. Smiling with an open mouth and staring and ignoring all external stimuli just as one does.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tomorrow begins my weight loss and fitness struggle. (“Journey” is lame) I am tinkering with new shirts to wear to the gym so everyone knows I will never be defeated.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Perhaps you’re right. A dash of Worcestershire could really tie the whole thing together
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good morning no I’m not going to do it it’s a bad idea.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just woke up from a dream where I made this really good milk by soaking a chopped onion in milk. Then draining it. I’m still sleep stupid and kind of wonder if it would work. Like a savory milk. Gonna sleep on it. Talk to you in the morning.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Anya Taylor Joy confirmed to appear in The Ocarina of Time remake
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yuji Kaida, Invasion of the Astro-Monster, 1965
Yuji Kaida, Invasion of the Astro-Monster, 1965
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No you can’t play Porkys for the Atari 2600 on a school night.
Merle sitting in a scratch pad thing under a shelf with a Porkys game laying on it.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Facercise has served these young men well. Their shock and awe is surely genuine.
static.klipy.com
Facercise Carole Maggio
ALT: Facercise Carole Maggio
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We all go a little mad sometimes -bad guy, Scream
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sir, that was supposed to be between us, and I was being ironic.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ah crap I underestimated the power of PlayStation. Please do not tell them.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When people hurl insults at me on bluesky but I can’t argue that they have a point. (Also in person and vis certified mail)
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, do you really need another reason to get the fuck off that terrible app
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I say yens out loud because it’s just how we talk here but if I type it out it’s always on purpose. “Whereyens goin” just slips out while speaking, no help for it.
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R'lyeh Precinct Captain Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's a beautiful day, the strait is open and people are having a wonderful time
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
static.klipy.com
George Lucas: It's Like Poetry, It Rhymes
ALT: George Lucas: It's Like Poetry, It Rhymes
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@marvelcomicshqs.bsky.social did you see my movie idea. It’s about me being a child coward and a redemption arc where I admit my cowardice but also admit I never got over it. So it’s not a redemption it’s more like an idea where it’s a straight line of me being a coward. And I have laser powers.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s time I admit my secret.
Avenger poster but it says diff’rent strokes ghost episode scared me as a kid. 
My gf isn’t on bluesky so I don’t risk her judgement posting this. She will never know. Arnold from different strokes in a ghostbusters no cross out thing. He’s smiling even tho he is surrounded by terrifying ghosts.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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Kane @demikane.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Instead of buying GTA6 on November 19th, you can instead watch The Hidden which won't cost you $80.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Watching this video like I’m looking at Paul Allen’s business card
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My first CD: Queensryche “Empire” First CD the family owned as a unit was Bryan Adams “Waking Up the Neighbors” First CD I bought that was not used to daydream about my crush while listening to Silent Lucidity: Public Enemy: Apocalypse’91: The Enemy Strikes Black
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Three defining moments of my life. 1. First time I kissed someone. 2 First time I kissed someone and they said “thanks” or “cool” instead of “oh” 3. Learning that instant pot is the only cooking appliance you’ll ever need. It cooks everything and you can have your kid wash it for ez cleanup.
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Instant Pot Cooking Carrots and Sausage
ALT: Instant Pot Cooking Carrots and Sausage
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Aah! real helicopters!”
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Probably has dice in his pocket he’s too scared to show anyone.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If I could become this officer then ACAB could become OCIN (One Cop Is Nice” And my side arm would be a balloon animal kit. But it’s only a dream. Because ACAB. 😔
As a cop I would give out "self esteem" tickets.
I'd pull you over for having a nice haircut or an encouraging aura or a cool personality. (vibe)
Collect 5 Self Esteem Tickets to trade in for a
"Free One Time Law Break" you can use to do anything you wanted without getting in trouble at all. (Non-Violent only.)
My car siren would sound like gentle clapping and a friendly voice saying "Very Good Job!

Me as a nice officer with a friendly cop hat which has a friendly rainbow cloud on it and I’m saying 

“Your
hair is standing up
in a very nice way today.
Good job on your mousse application, here is one Self Esteem Ticket.
Enjoy your free
Law Break.”

And the guy in the car is saying “Thanks now I can commit the
"Ripping Off My Brother For His Good Magic Card"
Caper.
Little fool has no idea of its power......”
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If this guy saw me at the pool his head would explode over these massive hangers.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I found an app that does this cool sound effect. It’s designed to make anything you say even funnier. So it’s a rebrand.
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Mr. Nintendotapes (Robb Grimm) @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ok good now someone can tell me what it means 😈
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