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MrMustard

@mrmustard.bsky.social
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Fully paid up member of the Wokerati. Drinks beer to dull the pain of every team he supports being hopeless.

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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Saw John Kearns at Soho Theatre (Walthamstow) last night and he was excellent. That said, the hilariously awkward bit at the start where he came on with his tour support was possibly the highlight
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Don’t we all my friend, don’t we all.
Scruffily written graffiti in black marker on the side of a table reads, ‘I miss being 6 and just playing with dirt.’
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
No, no, no, it was because people stole some pic’n’mix 😅
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The last one if you remove ‘rich’ 😆
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Any craft beer or indeed real ale recommendations for Dublin? Yeah, we’re doing the Guinness thing but there must be alternatives? #bskybeer #craftbeer
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Jealous.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Same.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Is it just me, or are there a lot more butterflies around this year?
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Unreasonably happy to get my hands on one of these ridiculous t-shirts. I love it! @herring1967.bsky.social
A white t-shirt with a blocky portrait of a creepy ventriloquist’s dummy surrounded by the words ‘THANK YOU, MORIARTY’ 
Beer gut is model’s own.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Carl Chinn has a podcast and it’s the most Brummie thing ever. This ep is with the wonderful Joe Lycett. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/o...
podcasts.apple.com
Joe Lycett
Podcast Episode · Our Lives, Our Stories with Carl Chinn · 5 March · 1hr 1min
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
And Ted Lasso? This is shameful.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Disappointed in the Muppets taking part in this joke of a half time show.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
As a Brummie with very little accent but which comes through every so often, I know this to be true.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just popping in to tell you this book is fantastic and you should buy it immediately.
A book called The Loney sits on a wooden table. The cover features a black crow in flight with spatters of red around the eye and one wing. It isn’t pretty. The authors name, Andrew Michael Hurley, is in all caps across the top along with a quote saying ‘the new master of menace’ from the Sunday Times. That’s the only bit I’m not keen on to be honest, but I probably shouldn’t editorialise in an alt text description of a book cover.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Wonderful interview from Blindboy here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
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Speaking to a Psychiatrist who was arrested on a flotilla while delivering humanitarian aid during a Jen O Cyde
Podcast Episode · The Blindboy Podcast · 20 May · 1hr 14min
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The lack of self awareness currently being displayed by Wes Streeting would be staggering if he wasn’t you know, Wes Streeting.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Why are the neutral BBC so excited about Reform winning stuff? It’s horrific.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
That would be fab. Don’t think I can DM you unless you follow me back though.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Anyone know Lisbon? Where’s the best craft beer?
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Ha. Wasn’t actually thinking of anyone specific.
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pix007.bsky.social @pix007.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Let’s do this
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Young people don’t even understand the concept.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Kicking off the weekend in style with a 6% IPA from Cloudwater. Absolutely delicious.
A green and black beer can with ‘Cloudwater’ and ‘Supercharged’ in silver lettering. There’s also a pic of the Cloudwater logo - which is basically a cloud on some water - with a party hat on.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Really? Amazing. Will definitely make a pilgrimage to the taproom when it opens.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Sometimes, only cask will do. The HPA at the Prince is on excellent form.
A pint of golden ale in a straight glass on a wooden table.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Pentrich are ace.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Question Time is literally the worst thing on TV. It’s far right propaganda of the worst sort.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The English football punditry are the worst. I don’t listen much, but tonight has been a lesson in why modern football fans are so awful. They are wrong about pretty much everything.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Nice to see Chelsea and Man City doing their own Brexits.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Sorry, yes, I got it.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Weirdo?
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
So, Small Prophets, anyone watching? What’s the (spoiler free) verdict?
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Kit de Waal @kitdewaal.com · 07/02/2026
I’m an Ambassador for this brilliant charity, Bookbanks, giving away books with food parcels at food banks. There are two part-time jobs going for Regional Leads in London and East Anglia. Link below. Please share far and wide :)
bookbanks.co.uk
Get Involved — Bookbanks
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
That is a beautiful looking beer and a beautiful looking can.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Frighteningly accurate.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
#drivingthebus even though I can’t see a god damn thing.
The front window of a bus, top deck, but it’s all steamed up so you can’t see a thing.
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 29/01/2026
Oh our Minneapolis, I hear your voice Singing through the bloody mist We’ll take our stand for this land And the stranger in our midst Directed by Thom Zimny Edited by Thom Zimny and Samuel Shapiro Production Footage: Pam Springsteen and Thom Zimny
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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 13/01/2026
"I am just a normal heterosexual boy who likes being a boy and is medically, legally, and socially transitioning to female to cheat at girls’ sports. I don’t get what’s so hard to understand." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/guy...
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Guys, I Swear I’m Only Transitioning So I Can Cheat at Girls’ Sports
Guys, I know you’ve heard rumors around school, and I’m sure you noticed that I wasn’t at basketball tryouts, and I wanted to make sure you heard w...
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Yeah, but it was all handled during the sign up process. First month is free as well, so worth checking it out.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Transferred all playlists and favourites with a few clicks. Was remarkably simple.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Finally got round to cancelling my Spotify subscription today. Moved to Qobuz. It’s a good feeling.
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 07/01/2026
At this point, I can’t understand why any international traveller would visit the US Even if you think you’re not at risk, you could get caught in the crossfire of ICE gunning people down in residential streets or have masked gunmen storm your restaurant and haul kitchen staff away as you eat lunch
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
For context, I’m watching Evil Influencer: The Jodi Hildebrandt Story.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Religious people are nuts.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Well yes, that too.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Absolutely wonderful. I LOL’d more than once.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Just switched Ghostbusters on. Can’t imagine a kids film right now showing the heroes smoking quite that much.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Can’t complain about mine 😆
Your 2026 word is ‘sultry’
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I reckon it has to be them or Yonder.
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