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MrMustard

@mrmustard.bsky.social
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Fully paid up member of the Wokerati. Drinks beer to dull the pain of every team he supports being hopeless.

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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Saw John Kearns at Soho Theatre (Walthamstow) last night and he was excellent. That said, the hilariously awkward bit at the start where he came on with his tour support was possibly the highlight
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Don’t we all my friend, don’t we all.
Scruffily written graffiti in black marker on the side of a table reads, ‘I miss being 6 and just playing with dirt.’
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Any craft beer or indeed real ale recommendations for Dublin? Yeah, we’re doing the Guinness thing but there must be alternatives? #bskybeer #craftbeer
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Unreasonably happy to get my hands on one of these ridiculous t-shirts. I love it! @herring1967.bsky.social
A white t-shirt with a blocky portrait of a creepy ventriloquist’s dummy surrounded by the words ‘THANK YOU, MORIARTY’ 
Beer gut is model’s own.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Carl Chinn has a podcast and it’s the most Brummie thing ever. This ep is with the wonderful Joe Lycett. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/o...
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Joe Lycett
Podcast Episode · Our Lives, Our Stories with Carl Chinn · 5 March · 1hr 1min
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Disappointed in the Muppets taking part in this joke of a half time show.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just popping in to tell you this book is fantastic and you should buy it immediately.
A book called The Loney sits on a wooden table. The cover features a black crow in flight with spatters of red around the eye and one wing. It isn’t pretty. The authors name, Andrew Michael Hurley, is in all caps across the top along with a quote saying ‘the new master of menace’ from the Sunday Times. That’s the only bit I’m not keen on to be honest, but I probably shouldn’t editorialise in an alt text description of a book cover.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Wonderful interview from Blindboy here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
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Speaking to a Psychiatrist who was arrested on a flotilla while delivering humanitarian aid during a Jen O Cyde
Podcast Episode · The Blindboy Podcast · 20 May · 1hr 14min
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The lack of self awareness currently being displayed by Wes Streeting would be staggering if he wasn’t you know, Wes Streeting.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Why are the neutral BBC so excited about Reform winning stuff? It’s horrific.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Anyone know Lisbon? Where’s the best craft beer?
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pix007.bsky.social @pix007.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Let’s do this
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Kicking off the weekend in style with a 6% IPA from Cloudwater. Absolutely delicious.
A green and black beer can with ‘Cloudwater’ and ‘Supercharged’ in silver lettering. There’s also a pic of the Cloudwater logo - which is basically a cloud on some water - with a party hat on.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Sometimes, only cask will do. The HPA at the Prince is on excellent form.
A pint of golden ale in a straight glass on a wooden table.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Question Time is literally the worst thing on TV. It’s far right propaganda of the worst sort.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The English football punditry are the worst. I don’t listen much, but tonight has been a lesson in why modern football fans are so awful. They are wrong about pretty much everything.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Nice to see Chelsea and Man City doing their own Brexits.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
So, Small Prophets, anyone watching? What’s the (spoiler free) verdict?
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Kit de Waal @kitdewaal.com · 07/02/2026
I’m an Ambassador for this brilliant charity, Bookbanks, giving away books with food parcels at food banks. There are two part-time jobs going for Regional Leads in London and East Anglia. Link below. Please share far and wide :)
bookbanks.co.uk
Get Involved — Bookbanks
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Frighteningly accurate.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
#drivingthebus even though I can’t see a god damn thing.
The front window of a bus, top deck, but it’s all steamed up so you can’t see a thing.
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 29/01/2026
Oh our Minneapolis, I hear your voice Singing through the bloody mist We’ll take our stand for this land And the stranger in our midst Directed by Thom Zimny Edited by Thom Zimny and Samuel Shapiro Production Footage: Pam Springsteen and Thom Zimny
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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 13/01/2026
"I am just a normal heterosexual boy who likes being a boy and is medically, legally, and socially transitioning to female to cheat at girls’ sports. I don’t get what’s so hard to understand." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/guy...
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Guys, I Swear I’m Only Transitioning So I Can Cheat at Girls’ Sports
Guys, I know you’ve heard rumors around school, and I’m sure you noticed that I wasn’t at basketball tryouts, and I wanted to make sure you heard w...
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Finally got round to cancelling my Spotify subscription today. Moved to Qobuz. It’s a good feeling.
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 07/01/2026
At this point, I can’t understand why any international traveller would visit the US Even if you think you’re not at risk, you could get caught in the crossfire of ICE gunning people down in residential streets or have masked gunmen storm your restaurant and haul kitchen staff away as you eat lunch
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Religious people are nuts.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Absolutely wonderful. I LOL’d more than once.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Just switched Ghostbusters on. Can’t imagine a kids film right now showing the heroes smoking quite that much.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Can’t complain about mine 😆
Your 2026 word is ‘sultry’
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
If you have Prime, or are getting it free for a month because you bought some shit on there for Christmas or whatever, do yourself a favour and binge this before you cancel it.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Is Upload worth persevering with? I have Prime for a month so if there’s something better I should be watching, let me know.
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Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Public transport should be free.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 23/11/2025
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
By and large, however, the allegations against the other social media platforms are less detailed than those against Meta. The internal documents cited by the plaintiffs allege:

Meta intentionally designed its youth safety features to be ineffective and rarely used, and blocked testing of safety features that it feared might be harmful to growth.
Meta required users to be caught 17 times attempting to traffic people for sex before it would remove them from its platform, which a document described as “a very, very, very high strike threshold."
Meta recognized that optimizing its products to increase teen engagement resulted in serving them more harmful content, but did so anyway.
Meta stalled internal efforts to prevent child predators from contacting minors for years due to growth concerns, and pressured safety staff to circulate arguments justifying its decision not to act.
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No To Racism @notoracism.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 Great News for Britain - hopefully one more criminal off our streets!
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
This writing. One of the best paragraphs I’ve ever read.
A paragraph of text from Espedair Street by Iain Banks. It’s a thing of beauty. A work of art.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Literally the sexiest video on the internet: youtu.be/_bUAVOxVp7A?...
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FIRST LOOK | Birmingham City unveil their NEW 62,000-capacity stadium 🏟️
YouTube video by Birmingham City Football Club
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Alan Owlport 🦉 🎃 @alanallport.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Illegal immigration is not tearing Britain apart. A media-driven obsession with illegal immigration is tearing Britain apart.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Glorious stuff.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Hang on. Right wing Tim Davie has resigned because he’s failed to make the BBC right wing enough? Who’s next in line for the job? The ghost of Thatcher? Yaxley-Lennon?
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
In other news, ELB continue their stealth takeover of Walthamstow. Their beers are now available at Walthamstow FC and the club chairman suggested they’re going to make a Walthamstow FC exclusive beer.
A pasty hand holding a can of Two Swans, a beer by East London Brewing Co. In the background is a football pitch.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I’m threatening to expand this to a full blown essay. That’s how convinced I am.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Traitors is a metaphor for UK politics. The majority of good honest people are being hoodwinked into voting against each other and leaving the bad guys to run the show.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
WE’RE FULL UP MATE!
A vast expanse of open countryside with not a person or house in sight. The sky is cloudy and grey.
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Kerry @kerry10.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Precisely this👇👇👇👇 Repost!
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
If all you get is pictures of Newcastle United fans with their tops off, that’s Toonscrolling.
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I am in Sheffield for one night (Thursday) this week. Which craft beer/real ale places should be top of my list? #bskybeer
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Pete Bowler @beardypete.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Excellent www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Standing with Maccabi’s football hooligans against local police – is that what patriotism looks like now? | Jonathan Liew
Tommy Robinson is said to be going to Villa Park as a Maccabi Tel Aviv fan. Do the politicians jumping on this bandwagon care what they are doing, asks Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew
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MrMustard @mrmustard.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
One Battle After Another is a very good film. I’m very much a 90 minute movie kind of guy, but there isn’t an unnecessary scene in two and a half hours.
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Birmingham Green Party @brumgreens.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Birmingham unites against the far right and racism. Brum Greens joins them to say: no place for hate here. #BrumUnited #NoPlaceForHate www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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‘Brummies united against racism’: poster campaign takes on the far right
A message of neighbourly solidarity is thriving in Birmingham against a backdrop of racist intimidation
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