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Mark

@mrmidlife.bsky.social
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Professional layabout. Magician, shop assistant, househusband extraordinaire.

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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Whoever coined the phrase "cleanliness is next to godliness" was clearly wiping their arse with pages from the dictionary...
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New rule; Your AI slop "art" (i.e. "here's a picture what I never drew") appears on my feed, I block you.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm listening to @laurakbuzz.bsky.social describe the Beastmaster class in FFXIV. It tells me exactly how much Nintendo are going to regret sueing the makers of Palworld. It drew attention to exactly how close to the bone other companies can go without legal recourse.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Driving into Edinburgh with my wife this morning and this was the sunrise view. Somehow managed to capture a plane dead centre of the shot as well
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have no reach in NYC, but I'll repost this to boost the metrics. Fuck the haters.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Always reposting this.
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“Spooky” Tom Guycott @thomasguycott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy birthday to a real champ.
A cartoon Sega Dreamcast with googly eyes sits on a table and is talking with its lid as a mouth:

“OH NO! MY CMOS BATTERY DIED! I CAN'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES ANYMORE!”

“HA HA! JUST KIDDING! YO, WHAT TIME IS IT?”
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Watching the game industry change is the irrefutable proof that I'm old now. Entertainment is in bad shape as a whole, but gaming is the one that truly hurts. I was there to help it take root, I cheered as it spread everywhere and became global. But now the rot's setting in...
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm pissed. I've been a gamer for 40 years and I don't belong in the audience for my oldest hobby. Yet here's the thing; long after the fallout from the impending industry crash has settled, I'll still be gaming on my old consoles and having a nice time. I'm still a gamer.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Song lyrics to capture the mood: Coming of age during the plague of Reagan and Bush watching capitalism gun down democracy had this funny effect on me, I guess.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Looks like Sony fucked up Marvel Tokon; Fighting Souls. Keep letting them spoil your fun, folks...
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Top of pasta and sauce instant stuff 
It has a picture of Aerith on it
And a knife through it
Like that one game
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I like this, I like this a lot. #BookSky
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yet we're not exercising our collective willpower and tanking their scam...
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aaron 🔪 @mrvaporelite.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I love how scalpers act like they own pokemon cards now. like "this isn't a kid's game anymore" like yes it is. it's still a kids game that used to be easily accessible to kids until you ruined it. it's not and never was for you to hoard.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"AI is a tool" Except a tool is only as useful as who's wielding it. Ask 30 primary school kids to draw a picture of a dog and you'll see wildly different results. Get those same kids to ask chatGPT to draw them a picture of a dog, how much does that vary?
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We used to be dismissive of celebrities if they used Ghost Writers because they they were selling a book they didn't really write. Now we can have AI "authors" who can sell books that they haven't even written *or* read.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Anyone else noticed that there's a whole lot more adverts for stock trading platforms. There's also a lot more ads advising people to set limits on their gambling, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence and not related at all.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
shoutout to @pixelcherryninja.bsky.social for absolutely capturing the mood in their comments section
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'd love to see a new console with physical media as it's baseline. You can have a digital copy, but the game has to be the exact same file as exists on the disc/cart. No day-one patches, no half-assed cosmetic DLC, no bloat. Your game is released when it's 100% QA tested and finished.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This. I'm not complaining about it to try and change the mind of anyone, I'm letting you know why I'm out of modern gaming.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Not only do I want physical media back, I want game sizes scaled back to be able to fit on a physical disc (or discs, no more than 3) and actual decent QA to be carried out. Day-1 patches can get fucked and DLC needs to be a separate disc/cart later on.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
FF7 remake trilogy sucks. OG FF7 had basic gameplay, but a killer story to follow. Remake's combat is dressed up to look like something it's not (i.e. action-based when in fact, your skill means nothing) and the story just won't stop interrupting itself for no reason.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Say what you like about Joss Whedon (I actively encourage it), but when I watch the series Dollhouse, he definitely saw some shit on the horizon. It's no wonder they cancelled it along with Firefly.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Disney doesn't make Star Wars movies. They make Disney movies with the Star Wars universe as the backdrop. The Marvel Universe has been following since Endgame.
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Cullen 💖💜💙 @cullensart.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
Screenshot of a tweet of Harada at Waffle House in Atlanta. Tweet text says “I finally made it to WAFFLE HOUSE. The staff are always friendly, and when I asked if they would sell me a menu, they sold me one for $5. Next time, I will be back at 3 a.m. for fight time. #WAFFLEHOUSE

There are also photos of him in front of Waffle House, him posing menacingly with a chair, him inside Waffle House, and his waffle.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Did what little I could from across the Atlantic. I watched the final episodes of the #LateShow with #StephenColbert, then promptly unsubscribed from their YT channel. CBS doesn't get to passively profit from this decision. Let's see how their fucking finances do then.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
pushing into summer in Burntisland. So cool to actually see this thing being built inside of a couple of days.
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“Rebellious Scots” 😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @markrich68.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Outstanding by the good people of Inverclyde 👏
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Reform Voters... Every single person that's different from you is not making your life worse. You could Thanos Snap every trans person, immigrant and "uppity" woman out of existence and your life wouldn't improve because you're still a lazy, selfish, stupid ringpiece. Do you see how that works now?
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Battle Lounge Fife @blf-fgc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
WEEKEND WARRIORS #4 Sign-ups are live! Invincible VS Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3 Capcom Vs SNK 2 When and where: 🏠 Glebe Park Centre, Glebe Park, Kirkcaldy KY1 1BL 🕕 Sunday MAY 24th 12pm-6pm 🚪£5 Venue, £2 per Game 🎮 BYOC (brooks provided for Xboxes) www.start.gg/tournament/w...
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The best place for WEEKEND WARRIORS #4 brackets, streams, standings and schedules all in one place!
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
You know you've got your Cookies Settings locked down when Amazon sends you emails for "something you might like" and all it can show me is things I put on my wishlist weeks ago.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Why is it so hard to find a decent #Mahjong game on #Steam that isn't just an anime wankbank pretending to be Mahjong?
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
So it turns out #IMDB wants you to create an account and sign in to read user reviews. Not write one, not do anything that influences the website in any way, just to read them. IMDB can go fuck itself.
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Happy birthday, Dad. Wish you were here. You’d know what to do. Or at least you’d know what to write. ❤️
Terry and Rhianna Pratchett dressed up for the launch of Dodger in 2012.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Does anyone know if there are obvious ways to spot cheaters in #fatalfury #cotw ? I came up against a PC player who could Just Defend everything I put out there. If I wasn't whiff-punishing, I wasn't hitting. I'm new to COTW online, my shit should be sporadic and unpredictably dumb 😅
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I just watched the Krauser COTW trailer in what was supposed to be Japanese, but YouTube took it upon itself to play some flat AI sloppy slop english generated audio. As a default setting you have to actively disable. I can't even begin to describe how fucked they can get. youtu.be/K99HWYqd7PM
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餓狼伝説 CotW|ヴォルフガング・クラウザー|ロングアニメーショントレーラー
YouTube video by SNK OFFICIAL
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Cadbury was bought by an american company a while back. They said they weren't gonna do anything to the recipes. They lied.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I hope @sega-west.bsky.social are paying attention to the hype train that's gearing up around the #neogeo AES+ and getting ideas. I think a repro Mega Drive and carts would go down a storm, personally.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The videogame publishing model is imploding. The part that truly baffles me is that gamers treat it like an inevitability. Like we can't just walk away and let it collapse; instead we need to keep trying to shore it up by throwing good money after bad.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
How cool would it be to de-make modern fighting games back to 90's arcade visuals. Street Fighter 4, but with the art style of SF Alpha 2. A full Neo-Geo styled version of KOFXV? I want to live in that timeline... please?
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Anyone who received their postal ballot today in the South of Scotland region, please be aware that "Independent Green Voice", which appears second on the list on the peach regional ballot paper, is NOT the Scottish Green Party. This is in fact a deliberate vote spoiling attempt by right-wingers.
Photo of the South of Scotland regional ballot paper for the Scottish election on 7th May 2026. Added text identifies the "INDEPENDENT GREEN VOICE" as "NOT the Green Party" and "SCOTTISH GREEN PARTY" as "The actual Green Party".
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The problem with MAGAts is that nobody likes being told they're stupid. Unfortunately, when that turns out to be accurate, their first response is to prove it immediately...
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Boyer @boyer-speaks.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
"Trump's not conservative" Oh no you don't. No no no no no. I can tolerate Republicans moving on from Bush and the neocons, 9/11 and all that. But you fucking own Trump from now until the end of time. He told you exactly who he was from day 1 and you voted for him 3 times. That's on YOU.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The government want a public consultation on building their online fascism machine (or "Digital ID system" as they call it). I heavily encourage everyone to search digital ID consultation and tell them exactly what you think.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair". Nothing stands round the ruined remains of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away. - Percy Bysshe Shelley, 1818. Seems like a lesson we've forgotten to teach the powerful.
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This is weird. I just watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show on Amazon Prime. They've cut out the last lines from Brad & Janet at the end. Fuck #Amazon for doing it, fuck them double for thinking one of the most dedicated fandoms in existence wouldn't notice. Idiots!
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Mark @mrmidlife.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Just watched Louis Theroux's documentary Inside the Manosphere. It leaves a bad taste in the mouth, but it does what it sets out to do. If you want to make money, tell people there's gold over there and sell pickaxes.
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