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Craig McAllister

@mrmcallister.bsky.social
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Teacher by day. Writer by night. www.plainorpan.com

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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Details, Kevin. Details. plainorpan.com/2026/10/05/b... #dexys
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Bandwagonesque
Next time you’re having a wee night in – just you, a bottle of whatever and a pile of 7″ singles – make sure you take the time to flip Dexys’ Geno over (we’ve al…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nervous, and the lights are bright. plainorpan.com/2026/09/27/s...
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Strange Couple
Wire’s Pink Flag is, as you know, essential listening. Twenty one tracks in little over half an hour trip over themselves in a rush to the finish line, skinny-waisted, free of flab, fighting …
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Faster than a bullet train in the east. plainorpan.com/2026/09/21/s...
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Speeding, Fine
Our first house was a two up, two down, easy to keep semi in a quietish part of Ayrshire. We decorated as we went, wallpapering here, painting there. We did up the kitchen, sorted out the bathroom,…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey ocarina! plainorpan.com/2026/09/14/m... #juliancope
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Movin’ On With My Very Best Friend
See if you’re going to crawl around on top of a slag heap in yr birthday suit, with only a giant turtle shell on top of your back to protect you from the elements, you don’t really need…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cycle Killer. plainorpan.com/2026/09/05/p...
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Pédaler en Grand Braquet
The uncracked, ochre-washed spine of a book leapt out at me from the shelf of an Irvine charity shop recently, followed immediately by a shuddering Proustian rush of deja vu. The offending novel, D…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Stones, the wilderness years. plainorpan.com/2026/08/30/l...
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Loud Enough To Bust Your Brains Out
“Bill! BILL!!! Stop! STOP!!! The bassline, man… What you playin’ at? Disco’s been over for six whole months. Get your mind off the 13-year olds in Tramp and focus on the task in hand, man!” “Mick…M…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ah, thanks Brett.
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Optimistically Speaking @trashc. @trashcansinatras.bsky.social plainorpan.com/2026/08/25/o...
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Optimistically Speaking
This piece was originally written a month, maybe even six weeks ago, but I was waiting on permission from various sides to post it. In the interim, the Trashcans suddenly, unexpectedly and shocking…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Venn Diagram of harmony singing… plainorpan.com/2026/08/19/e...
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E Harmony
I’m a sucker for a well-sung harmony. You know the sort of thing, a radiant Gibb brothers burst of aural sunshine, a California-coated Mamas and Papas heart melter, a slow-ooze of Bellshill B…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Weller-Approved
I’ve been asked a few times the past week where folk can pick up copies of my Trashcan Sinatras books. The Perfect Reminder was initially available through Last Night From Glasgow, but it see…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Aye, ‘yet’. Dream on!
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
After the TCS played their support slot in the Barrowlands, half of them hot footed it back to Irvine with us to go to the Attic, as they were missing it with being on tour. I never saw Prefab Sprout yet. The stupidity of youth.
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Everything Was Enhanced By You
John Douglas 1963 – 2026 “How’s it gaun? Y’awright?” These were usually John Douglas’s first words, whether one or two songs into a set with the Trashcan Sinatras, or more recently out front …
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yeah. Me too.
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Thanks for sharing, Brett.
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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The Freewheelin’ Blog Thrillin’
The boy always had bikes. From the moment he spied his big sister’s, he wanted one of his own. He had a wee yellow Halfords-made thing, a Stinger, all go-faster stripes and cartoon wasps with…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hard T’Explain plainorpan.com/2026/07/30/i...
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It Takes A Lot Of Hard Work To Look Like You’re Not Working Hard
Odd band, The Strokes. They’ve got – or maybe nowadays since they’ve made some real money – they had something of a classic rock ‘n roll look; battered Levi’s an…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Jazz warning plainorpan.com/2026/07/22/s...
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Shack Up
Jimmy Smith is the bridge between jazz and soul, a colossus of his chosen instrument who had one well-tailored foot firmly planted in the camp marked ‘strictly no sell out’ and the othe…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yeah - really great!
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Outdated Music For Outdated People plainorpan.com/2026/07/14/c...
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Circulatory
It’s a well-written fact over the years that Tomorrow Never Knows was the first track The Beatles recorded for Revolver. Barely out of short trousers, The Beatles turned to studio-as-instrume…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There goes Billy Idol – the original punk who’d eventually become as plastic as the work on his face. plainorpan.com/2026/07/07/s...
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Silly Billy
Brian Epstein, in possibly one of the first genius music marketing moves, had The Beatles record a couple of vocal tracks in German, the idea being that the fans in the country where the group had …
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Heat Wave double whammy plainorpan.com/2026/06/29/h...
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Has High Blood Pressure Got A Hold On Me?
American groups – like any number of those Nuggets bands you can reel off in your sleep – or The Turtles or The Byrds (‘animal’ name, weird spelling – coincidence?!?) …
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Thanks for sharing, Frank.
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@trashcansinatras.bsky.social in Irvine. plainorpan.com/2026/06/22/s...
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Silent Witness
To paraphrase a well-worn old cliché, there are two types of people; those who love the Trashcan Sinatras and those who haven’t yet heard them. The Trashcans are the epitome of the cult band.…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Indeed!
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The truly detestable summer festival. plainorpan.com/2026/06/16/h...
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Horsin’ Around With Skerryvore
I see Del Amitri are in the States. Deacon Blue too. Funny how they’ve both managed to arrange a tour of America’s Eastern seaboard while the national football team is playing three (at…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Vintage Teenage Fanclub and a La’s tale. plainorpan.com/2026/06/08/g...
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Gerry Synonym
There’s a La’s story I was party to a few years ago. It concerned the recording of their album – I mean, it would, wouldn’t it? The gist of the story involved a conversation…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
New from Graham Coxon @grahamcoxon.bsky.social @graham-coxon.bsky.social plainorpan.com/2026/06/02/c...
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Coxon At The Controls
A couple of years ago, to generally positive reviews, the reformed?/reawakened?/reimagined? Blur released the horrendously-titled The Ballad Of Darren album. In this part of the world it was welcom…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hi! Ah- hi, hi, hi, hi, hi! plainorpan.com/2026/05/24/s...
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Swamp Thing
We’d spent our formative drunken teenage years falling out of lofts, falling through hedges and falling out and in with each other through a holy triumvate of sounds; New Order’s Blue M…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
You’re so melodramatic. plainorpan.com/2026/05/16/m... @trashcansinatras.bsky.social
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Maybe It’s Mind Over Matter
There’s been a good wee buzz in the more discreet corners of the world wide web surrounding the imminent release of the Trashcan Sinatras’ (magnificent) seventh album, Ever The Optimist…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Rock me Joe #pixies #peavey plainorpan.com/2026/05/10/s...
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Speakers Corner
When you first attacked that plank of wood you had the cheek to call an electric guitar, if you were like me you were in immediate need of something with which to amplify your clunky chord changes …
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
That’s quite sad, isn’t it?
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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When I Put My Foot Down To The Floor
David Bowie’s Low is an album with its own split personality. On side one you get the interesting guitar stuff, heavily treated and effected tracks that cut against the punkish musical landsc…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Great stuff, Graeme.
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Thanks Ray!
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Andy Kershaw
I was sad to hear of Andy Kershaw’s death last week. We were away, and for the hours after the news had come through, I was a wee bit quiet and introspective, the way most of us go when a person in…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Copin’ In Copenhagen
This post comes live, direct and on the hoof from the departure lounge of Terminal 2 in Copenhagen Airport. We’ve been clean(ish) living the past week in Copenhagen, a modern, sleek and styli…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
On the back of the recent Boards Of Canada activity, this old post has been, eh, trending the past few days. @boardsofcanada.bsky.social plainorpan.com/2022/03/14/c...
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Cullen Card
“We asked 100 people to name a musical duo from Scotland.” With a TV audience of millions watching and a five or six-figure jackpot prize hanging on your answer, the chances of a clued-…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
In the music-buying populace of the west of Scotland, that doesn’t really narrow it down.
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Ha! Y’win some, y’lose some. American pressings of the VU will be nice to own.
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Funnily enough, it was a friend of mine who returned from the States with LRP too. “You’ll like this,” he wagered.
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Jon King @gangoffour.bsky.social interview/payolla @weare1of100.bsky.social plainorpan.com/2026/04/05/t...
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To Hell With Poverty!
I came to Gang Of Four via the Wedding Present. I was in thrall to Madness and Adam and the Ants and clearly far too young for this thing called post-punk, but I was however just the right age for …
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Brand New Heavies
May 1971. Marvin Gaye releases What’s Going On?, a musical tour de force of luscious, orchestral funk, dusted with hard-hitting socio-political lyrics that address the state of America. It&#8…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
What’ll happen with the showers? Oh, she’ll bring her own soap. Bella bella. plainorpan.com/2026/03/22/s...
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She’s Got A Brassiere!
Bill Forsyth’s Gregory’s Girl is the greatest film to come out of Scotland no, the UK  no, the world bar none. Any one random, washed-out coloured still from the film will instantly sti…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Thanks Graeme.
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The one gig I wish I’d been at. Sat in my pal’s house instead, listening to his collection of ….classic rock. What an idiot.
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Weird, innit. 1985, The Smiths were definitely still a 4-piece.
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Memories from a warped memory. plainorpan.com/2026/03/15/l...
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Legs Eleven
Davie Cooper didn’t play for my team, but still, he was just about my favourite player of the eighties. As a teenager, I never missed a Scotland game at Hampden and Cooper – Super Coope…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
(Blushing)
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