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Craig McAllister

@mrmcallister.bsky.social
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Teacher by day. Writer by night. www.plainorpan.com

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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nervous, and the lights are bright. plainorpan.com/2026/09/27/s...
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Strange Couple
Wire’s Pink Flag is, as you know, essential listening. Twenty one tracks in little over half an hour trip over themselves in a rush to the finish line, skinny-waisted, free of flab, fighting …
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Faster than a bullet train in the east. plainorpan.com/2026/09/21/s...
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Speeding, Fine
Our first house was a two up, two down, easy to keep semi in a quietish part of Ayrshire. We decorated as we went, wallpapering here, painting there. We did up the kitchen, sorted out the bathroom,…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Movin’ On With My Very Best Friend
See if you’re going to crawl around on top of a slag heap in yr birthday suit, with only a giant turtle shell on top of your back to protect you from the elements, you don’t really need…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cycle Killer. plainorpan.com/2026/09/05/p...
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Pédaler en Grand Braquet
The uncracked, ochre-washed spine of a book leapt out at me from the shelf of an Irvine charity shop recently, followed immediately by a shuddering Proustian rush of deja vu. The offending novel, D…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Stones, the wilderness years. plainorpan.com/2026/08/30/l...
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Loud Enough To Bust Your Brains Out
“Bill! BILL!!! Stop! STOP!!! The bassline, man… What you playin’ at? Disco’s been over for six whole months. Get your mind off the 13-year olds in Tramp and focus on the task in hand, man!” “Mick…M…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Optimistically Speaking @trashc. @trashcansinatras.bsky.social plainorpan.com/2026/08/25/o...
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Optimistically Speaking
This piece was originally written a month, maybe even six weeks ago, but I was waiting on permission from various sides to post it. In the interim, the Trashcans suddenly, unexpectedly and shocking…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Venn Diagram of harmony singing… plainorpan.com/2026/08/19/e...
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E Harmony
I’m a sucker for a well-sung harmony. You know the sort of thing, a radiant Gibb brothers burst of aural sunshine, a California-coated Mamas and Papas heart melter, a slow-ooze of Bellshill B…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Weller-Approved
I’ve been asked a few times the past week where folk can pick up copies of my Trashcan Sinatras books. The Perfect Reminder was initially available through Last Night From Glasgow, but it see…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Everything Was Enhanced By You
John Douglas 1963 – 2026 “How’s it gaun? Y’awright?” These were usually John Douglas’s first words, whether one or two songs into a set with the Trashcan Sinatras, or more recently out front …
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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The Freewheelin’ Blog Thrillin’
The boy always had bikes. From the moment he spied his big sister’s, he wanted one of his own. He had a wee yellow Halfords-made thing, a Stinger, all go-faster stripes and cartoon wasps with…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hard T’Explain plainorpan.com/2026/07/30/i...
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It Takes A Lot Of Hard Work To Look Like You’re Not Working Hard
Odd band, The Strokes. They’ve got – or maybe nowadays since they’ve made some real money – they had something of a classic rock ‘n roll look; battered Levi’s an…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Jazz warning plainorpan.com/2026/07/22/s...
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Shack Up
Jimmy Smith is the bridge between jazz and soul, a colossus of his chosen instrument who had one well-tailored foot firmly planted in the camp marked ‘strictly no sell out’ and the othe…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Outdated Music For Outdated People plainorpan.com/2026/07/14/c...
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Circulatory
It’s a well-written fact over the years that Tomorrow Never Knows was the first track The Beatles recorded for Revolver. Barely out of short trousers, The Beatles turned to studio-as-instrume…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There goes Billy Idol – the original punk who’d eventually become as plastic as the work on his face. plainorpan.com/2026/07/07/s...
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Silly Billy
Brian Epstein, in possibly one of the first genius music marketing moves, had The Beatles record a couple of vocal tracks in German, the idea being that the fans in the country where the group had …
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Heat Wave double whammy plainorpan.com/2026/06/29/h...
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Has High Blood Pressure Got A Hold On Me?
American groups – like any number of those Nuggets bands you can reel off in your sleep – or The Turtles or The Byrds (‘animal’ name, weird spelling – coincidence?!?) …
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@trashcansinatras.bsky.social in Irvine. plainorpan.com/2026/06/22/s...
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Silent Witness
To paraphrase a well-worn old cliché, there are two types of people; those who love the Trashcan Sinatras and those who haven’t yet heard them. The Trashcans are the epitome of the cult band.…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The truly detestable summer festival. plainorpan.com/2026/06/16/h...
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Horsin’ Around With Skerryvore
I see Del Amitri are in the States. Deacon Blue too. Funny how they’ve both managed to arrange a tour of America’s Eastern seaboard while the national football team is playing three (at…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Vintage Teenage Fanclub and a La’s tale. plainorpan.com/2026/06/08/g...
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Gerry Synonym
There’s a La’s story I was party to a few years ago. It concerned the recording of their album – I mean, it would, wouldn’t it? The gist of the story involved a conversation…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
New from Graham Coxon @grahamcoxon.bsky.social @graham-coxon.bsky.social plainorpan.com/2026/06/02/c...
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Coxon At The Controls
A couple of years ago, to generally positive reviews, the reformed?/reawakened?/reimagined? Blur released the horrendously-titled The Ballad Of Darren album. In this part of the world it was welcom…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hi! Ah- hi, hi, hi, hi, hi! plainorpan.com/2026/05/24/s...
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Swamp Thing
We’d spent our formative drunken teenage years falling out of lofts, falling through hedges and falling out and in with each other through a holy triumvate of sounds; New Order’s Blue M…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
You’re so melodramatic. plainorpan.com/2026/05/16/m... @trashcansinatras.bsky.social
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Maybe It’s Mind Over Matter
There’s been a good wee buzz in the more discreet corners of the world wide web surrounding the imminent release of the Trashcan Sinatras’ (magnificent) seventh album, Ever The Optimist…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Rock me Joe #pixies #peavey plainorpan.com/2026/05/10/s...
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Speakers Corner
When you first attacked that plank of wood you had the cheek to call an electric guitar, if you were like me you were in immediate need of something with which to amplify your clunky chord changes …
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Bowie 77 plainorpan.com/2026/05/02/w...
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When I Put My Foot Down To The Floor
David Bowie’s Low is an album with its own split personality. On side one you get the interesting guitar stuff, heavily treated and effected tracks that cut against the punkish musical landsc…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Andy Kershaw
I was sad to hear of Andy Kershaw’s death last week. We were away, and for the hours after the news had come through, I was a wee bit quiet and introspective, the way most of us go when a person in…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Copin’ In Copenhagen
This post comes live, direct and on the hoof from the departure lounge of Terminal 2 in Copenhagen Airport. We’ve been clean(ish) living the past week in Copenhagen, a modern, sleek and styli…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
On the back of the recent Boards Of Canada activity, this old post has been, eh, trending the past few days. @boardsofcanada.bsky.social plainorpan.com/2022/03/14/c...
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Cullen Card
“We asked 100 people to name a musical duo from Scotland.” With a TV audience of millions watching and a five or six-figure jackpot prize hanging on your answer, the chances of a clued-…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The Green Brigade plainorpan.com/2026/04/10/f...
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Jon King @gangoffour.bsky.social interview/payolla @weare1of100.bsky.social plainorpan.com/2026/04/05/t...
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To Hell With Poverty!
I came to Gang Of Four via the Wedding Present. I was in thrall to Madness and Adam and the Ants and clearly far too young for this thing called post-punk, but I was however just the right age for …
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Sky High Sly plainorpan.com/2026/03/29/b...
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Brand New Heavies
May 1971. Marvin Gaye releases What’s Going On?, a musical tour de force of luscious, orchestral funk, dusted with hard-hitting socio-political lyrics that address the state of America. It&#8…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
What’ll happen with the showers? Oh, she’ll bring her own soap. Bella bella. plainorpan.com/2026/03/22/s...
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She’s Got A Brassiere!
Bill Forsyth’s Gregory’s Girl is the greatest film to come out of Scotland no, the UK  no, the world bar none. Any one random, washed-out coloured still from the film will instantly sti…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Memories from a warped memory. plainorpan.com/2026/03/15/l...
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Legs Eleven
Davie Cooper didn’t play for my team, but still, he was just about my favourite player of the eighties. As a teenager, I never missed a Scotland game at Hampden and Cooper – Super Coope…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted
*Warning. Jazz. Turn off your mind, relax, float downstream. From Trump to the Trongate, the world right now seems hellbent on willful annihilation and pointless self-destruction. Instead of firing…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
One, two, three, fore! Belle And Sebastian, live in Troon. plainorpan.com/2026/03/01/b... @belleandsebastian.bsky.social
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Bella Bell(e)a
“I’m beginning to think,” says a hot ‘n sweaty Stuart Murdoch, mid-way through ‘Side 1′ of If You’re Feeling Sinister, “that velour maybe wasn’…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
‘Are they stil a thing?!?’ You betcha. Here’s yr first smash hit of ‘26. @trashcansinatras.bsky.social youtu.be/6Z-vo2ksrW0?...
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Trashcan Sinatras “The Bitter End” Official Music Video
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Jesse Jackson plainorpan.com/2026/02/22/i...
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I. Am. Somebody.
‘Busboy’…’bellboy’… ‘waterboy’ …’shoeshine boy’…the reason African Americans began using ‘man’ as a full stop in conversation is there for all to see. Fed up of …
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
@johnmaherphoto.bsky.social Primary school teacher here, John. Conversation with pupil yesterday: “Mista Callsta…d’you know the band ‘Buzzcocks’? D’you know ‘Moving Away From The Pulsebeat’? (Walks away humming drum intro, played in the air with a couple of felt tips). Unexpected!
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Snowboarding in Milan plainorpan.com/2026/02/15/s...
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Snow Way Ahm Daein That
I found myself watching the Olympics the other night there. Men and women dressed head to (camel) toe in the sort of tight-fitting get up that yr average Marvel superhero might reject on grounds of…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Lily Rae Grant #redlicoricerecords plainorpan.com/2026/02/08/l...
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Lily Rae Grant
I was, for years, a 6 Music devotee in the morning. From the fill of the kettle in the kitchen to the resigned opening of the car door at work, there wasn’t a day between a Monday and a Frida…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Dove tale. plainorpan.com/2026/02/03/t...
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The Higher You Fly, The Harder You Fall
If Screamadelica was the result of Andrew Weatherall pointing a rudderless Primal Scream (shambling, jangling Byrds copyists? Long-haired, leather-breeked faux rockers?) towards the boundary-free p…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Scotch Corner plainorpan.com/2026/01/28/s...
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Sly Dunbar
It’s a long way from Scotland to Jamaica – about four and a half thousand miles at the last Google search – but the two small nations are inextricably linked. Thanks to mercenary …
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Amuso’d To Death plainorpan.com/2026/01/24/d...
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Damn The ‘Dan
There’s a well-worn meme that does the rounds, a life truth centred on the idea that the music you listened to between teens and twenties is the stuff that comes to define you in your later y…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
‘Lloyd Cole’s brain and face is made out of cowpat.’ plainorpan.com/2026/01/18/a...
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Acutely Obtuse
In this house at least, it’s very probably I Am Kurious Orange, but This Nation’s Saving Grace is often universally acknowledged as The Fall’s greatest album. It is simultaneously…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
1991 revisited plainorpan.com/2026/01/11/o...
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Out Of Step/Out Of Time
I scanned this totally preposterous list on Substack over the festive period, where Thurston Moore lists his 350 Best Records of 2025. Yeah! – there’s no typo in there – that real…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I was going to mark the 10th anniversary of a world without David Bowie until I realised I’d written a perfectly great one a few years ago. For anyone who missed it: plainorpan.com/2020/01/08/%...
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реальный хорошо
Viddy Well, Devotchkas And Malchicks, Viddy Well. That Bowie fella was a clever droog. In death he created one of his greatest pieces of art. The songs that make up Blackstar contained an outpourin…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Nineteen
Plain Or Pan turns 19 today. One blink, and already, it’s into its final year of being a teenager, somehow mid-way through second year at University and making its own considered path in life…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I can exclusively reveal… #billysloan plainorpan.com/2025/12/29/t...
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The Sloan Ranger
I’m backstage after a Johnny Marr book event a couple of Novembers ago. There’s a strict ‘Johnny will be meeting no fans tonight’ policy in place, but I have written a book …
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
A Christmas post. Oh yes it is. #bowie plainorpan.com/2025/12/21/p...
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Panto Dame
The Dick Institute is a library, museum and art gallery in Kilmarnock. In recent years it has featured exhibitions of Quentin Blake’s artwork, the models of Aardman Animations, the writing of…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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Introducing The Band
A few months ago I posted about the burst of classical music that The Smiths used to signify they were taking the stage. Walk-on music, when used as effectively as The Smiths did it, is an integral…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Beastie Boys, eh, jam. plainorpan.com/2025/12/06/a...
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A Good Start!
There’s a story that Adam Horowitz tells – kinda preposterous, but totally believable (it’s the Beastie Boys, right?) – where waaaay back in the early days of the Beastie Bo…
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Craig McAllister @mrmcallister.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
FJM X LDR plainorpan.com/2025/12/01/s...
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So You’re Gonna Be A Singer, Well I’ll Be Goddamned
Buddy’s Rendezvous is the name of a diner, the place where the character in Father John Misty’s song meets up with his estranged daughter after a spell in jail. It’s an entire mov…
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