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@mrmambo.bsky.social
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Full sentience, what an indescribable miracle. Each of us is a single Atom, a centrifuge seeking balance. What is it within us that innately appreciates and seeks beauty, harmony? It is the inner perfection. Go there.

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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 11h
🎶That's the Way God planned it That's the Way God meant it to be Yeah-yeah...yeah-yeah...
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 12h
Same punchline as the tourist who went to Mexico for the fried mountain oysters after the bullfight....and they were disappointingly tiny. "Sometimes, Senor, the bull wins"
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 12h
They got the culture
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 13h
Dammit Jerry. I'm a shitposter, not an Ask Jeeves!
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 13h
Hamburger goes coy, starts undressing
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 13h
Looks like you've got 3 wolves inside you. Is that even allowed?
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 13h
He's not the sharpest knife out of the litter, but he's so friendly and hopeful. A few months back, we walked by a cardboard cutout of a little dog "home for sale" sign, and he came up to it wagging his tail.
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Lee Zimmerman @zim2918.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In the mirror My wife sees only her imperfection and all I see is her beauty
This work © 2026 by Lee Zimmerman is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 19h
can a cutie patootie also be a blockie mutie? 9 out of 10 doctors say don't bother me with that crap
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 19h
Smart
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 19h
Next time, don't tell ME to shoo, huh huh
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 19h
It took J.D. Salinger a whole book trying to say that
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 19h
I like bosky hair and I cannot lie
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 19h
I said that's life (that's life) And as funny as it may seem Some people get their kicks Stomping on a dream But I don't let it, let it get me down 'Cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' around
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 20h
Incredible
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 20h
More like Rage Against the Grid. They like machines though.
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 20h
Are dey frenly?
Elderly black border collie mix is gazing questioningly at two ornamental yard ghosts
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 23h
His mustache is crooked like mine. I saw it as his mouth going Arghh at first
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 23h
Ye shall make an eye in place of an eye and a hand in place of a hand
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 23h
There's an extra 'S' in there is stuff implied
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Boochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes I work at the CFARSAS (Center for Actual Research and Shit)
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 23h
Pluto is fine with that
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 23h
Cassius, accende me.
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 23h
Oh we've all been there
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 23h
Jason Segal is such a doucheberg, we didn't know if you could ride it out
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And behold, ye shall see a star and nom nom nom, maybe even piti piwpiw wiw wiw
Cross section of a watermelon with a starfish pattern
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You're way ahead of all of us, Miss H, it's my only recourse to tease. 💜
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Orson Welles- No ethylene glycol before its time
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Have to stay true to it," quoth the axeman quothily
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bless U
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shakespearean actor just before he's bitten: zombie....or not zombie. That is the Arrrghh...
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Verily
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You call it a game, I call it a pathology
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pretty incredible design.
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dindin6.bsky.social @dindin6.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jazz icon Dave Brubeck's famous mid-century modern homes was actually designed by architect Beverley David Thorne, a student of Frank Lloyd Wright's Taliesin fellowship which often leads people to mistake it for Frank Lloyd Wright designs. youtu.be/AbDNqLDjYVc?...
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Dave Brubeck House by Beverley Thorne. A Jazzy modernist treehouse! Overview & walkthrough.
YouTube video by John Lautner Architecture Videos
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It do be like that. Staying informed is a highly overrated fix
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nails from 350 years ago were brutal, punch a hole in that blade and I'm sure you have a collection
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah, are you here for the equestrian eventing or dressage?
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WIFE: Hurls 3 lb serving platter across the room at U
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More to the point, they are gormless liars and untrustworthy hypocrites
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you use Gmail, these “smart features” were turned on without you knowing. And it gives Google access to train its AI models on all your private information. So turn these off if you don’t want AI being trained on your emails, attachments and everything else. youtube.com/shorts/gKpI7...
youtube.com
Stop Gmail from Training AI on Your Private Emails
YouTube video by Stu McLaren
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💜🙏
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally turned off the AC. Need to walk doggie before the sun gets out
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*does the happy hair dance* ...all the gifs for this are equally horror, so
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're more likely to encounter a ghost in those old houses because they have ~history~ I won't recommend always carrying a hatchet in such cases, nor will I disrecommend it
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saw her in '72 at the Astrodome Jazz & R&B fest. Divine.
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Could be this or a Camaro
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Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
ALT: Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎂you're 2 days and ~ -40 years older than me
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That was the goofiest thing. Guy breaks up a no-hitter with a stand-up double, but Noooooo... Classic pitcher's duel.
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cop: dammit, not again
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