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@mrmambo.bsky.social
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Full sentience, what an indescribable miracle. Each of us is a single Atom, a centrifuge seeking balance. What is it within us that innately appreciates and seeks beauty, harmony? It is the inner perfection. Go there.

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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@daisy91.bsky.social I found it. You have to turn sound up high to hear. I had no idea at first she was hearing it and dancing in time
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hello. I vant to be your Halloween friend
B&W rendering of a smiling elderly black Border Collie mix with white muzzle
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Doot, de doot doot doot
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
Screenshot of consecutive posts- 1st one is The Dell Horror transformation How it Started- How it's Going
2nd one is Siege flaunting his now well defined abs & bragging on 25# weight loss...
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well lah dee dah
Notice of a payment of $16 and change from Avast for sharing private info
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In FML news, I replaced the compressor fan on my fridge, which was brutal, but I ought to be thrilled I can still pull that shit off at 75 + a day (I'm thrilled and sore as hell get off my lawn)
Back lower shot of full size fridge with various tubing and a nice new replacement cooling fan doing its job
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are dey frenly?
Elderly black border collie mix is gazing questioningly at two ornamental yard ghosts
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And behold, ye shall see a star and nom nom nom, maybe even piti piwpiw wiw wiw
Cross section of a watermelon with a starfish pattern
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bought a used head unit for the truck and this was in the CD player
CD disc Tom Petty &tc Greatest hits
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They're pure. Have a pic of mine. He's pretty old, taking it day by day
Elderly black border collie mix with white muzzle laying sprawled against an electric guitar and wah pedal on brown shag rug
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@daddyjew.bsky.social That's on you, Plaintiff
Post by user DaddyJew- you still haven't accepted my friend request, your honor
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Won't get fooled again. *gets fooled again* (I thought this was a reply to you at first)
synchronous posts- futuredadOfTwo(jeff) posts about his baby fooling him. Brooke posts dubya with a shiteatinggrin, who definitely got fooled again, background the Mission Accomplished banner on a battleship
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes chef. Bring it Wednesday.
Oklahoma weather maven David Payne predicting some drought-alleviating rain Wednesday with colored map of the state.
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do I love my Pixel phone? Eh, it's a device, I like it. But I sure as hell love that it allows patching apps like YT with morphe and going ad-free
Screenshot of  patching a popular app by morphe
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#poetry one by @fireblossom32.bsky.social reminded me of this
I was 22 maybe, I'd had 
my monumental catharsis
that entirely remade me.

One night, a dream-
I'm sat next to a family in a cafe
or tavern, a family of 3
a gigantic brawny man,
quiet normal sized woman
and a baby in diaper.

Server comes to take their order
but asks first how they will pay
The man looks at the woman,
then takes the infant
holds it upside down
to shake coin from its diaper.

Nothing falls out.
I am perplexed
I know they are me,
And I know what they represent
And it makes me very uncomfortable.

That was over a half century ago
and now I can pay for that meal
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#poetry
I was 22 maybe, I'd had 
my monumental catharsis
that entirely remade me.

One night, a dream-
I'm sat next to a family in a cafe
or tavern, a family of 3
a gigantic brawny man,
quiet normal sized woman
and a baby in diaper.

Server comes to take their order
but asks first how they will pay
The man looks at the woman,
then takes the infant
holds it upside down
to shake coin from its diaper.

Nothing falls out.
I am perplexed
I know they are me,
And I know what they represent
And it makes me very uncomfortable.

That was over a half century ago
and now I can pay for that meal
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fat bears getcher beers Come n getcher fat bear beers here
a red beer can called Fat Bear with a serious looking brown bear face logo
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Been in the fridge since 2016, probably still okay under the Dudes Rock proviso
Colorful tofu container with expiration date July 24, 2020
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AckshuallyMan: You see, George, they still are fancy, but something in Vienna Sausages changed between Vienna and LadyLibertyLand (it was all the damned ingredients)
Screenshot of the differences between European Vienna Sausages (high level hotdogs or wieners) and American canned Vienna Sausages- (trash food made of trash components)
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They had others...
Candy apple red 1969 Chevy Corvette stingray convertible on brown tile floor
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I coulda been a contendah. I coulda been someone, instead of let's face it, a bum, Johnny, which is what I am
Elderly black Border Collie mix with white muzzle laying down next to a guitar
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I could post a variation of this every evening. He precedes me
Elderly black Border Collie mix with white muzzle laying down on his meditation pillow prior to or already going within
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*wincing*
Screenshot of cascading skeets by gwen pepperoni, Viktor Winetrout, MCKV, gwen-again all musing on different aspects of Grimace, grimacing, etc
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*Me grimacing*
Screenshot of cascading skeets by gwen pepperoni, Viktor Winetrout, MCKV, gwen-again all musing on different aspects of Grimace, grimacing, etc
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's all blowing north, wtf
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
With all due respect, your thousands and my thousands, they are not the same
Sticky trap with a few dozen bugs, mostly brown recluse spiders.
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Found this apparently moldy caul opening a fresh half gallon of milk from my favorite regional dairy That's me 😭 over spilt milk down the drain
apparently moldy caul and plastic tab opening a fresh half gallon of milk
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thanks Mister!
Apple consumed or stashed, the varmint trucks nonchalantly across my porch with a howdy do
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Heading back to the safety of the crape bush, plunder firmly affixed.
Little shit squirrel flaunting its win in front of me, scampering to safety
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Phone wouldn't load some of the shots in sequence for some reason. Here the little shit makes a getaway. You can almost hear the yeehaw
Squirrel bouncing away with trophy green apple in jaws, mid leap
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Everyday this little shit has a breakfast of walnuts then throws the cracked shells on my sidewalk. Then it schemes an unripe apple for dessert
Red squirrel surveys the yard and apple tree from the shade of a crape shrub
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My folks were from NYC. I've lived all my speaking life in Ok. Go figure. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
Regional dialect map pinning me to New Jersey, which I've never lived within 1400 miles of.
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fellow kids it's true avocado toast is a slapper
A colorful bowl of mixed salad including avocado bits, a slice of toast cut into croutons, and wusthoff chef knife
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Cherry trees are sacred in Japan. He's brought the Demon curse down on him.
Scene from Kurosawa's Dreams where the dolls have become lifesize spirits of fallen peach trees to test the little boy
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@hellomanders.bsky.social
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ohh, mashed potatoes!
Elderly black Border Collie mix with white muzzle is having his way with two mixer beaters covered with mashed potatoes
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oof and fuck this
Sceenshot of weather map with Drought Continues centered over most of central Oklahoma and North central Texas
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Criterion- Demon Pond aka Yashagaike 1979
Screenshot from Demon Pond with Dragon Spirit Girl in glorious array surrounded by courtiers and animal followers bemoaning her fate trapped in the Demon Pond by an oath, so she cannot go to her beloved (in a different pond) If she leaves without proper authority, the village of thousands of people will be flooded.
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Doot, doot, doot yeah 77 is nice 😞
Weather widget showing current temperature at 77F, high today of 107F
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Meditation time.
Black border Collie mix with white muzzle laying on a pillow in front of my meditation chair with orange silk shawl
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
FYI
List of grocery stores which carry Taylor Farms products under rebranded names
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I had no idea what this was aimed at. Found out and asked Google AI for info about the quote. Then a few more opinions. Finally, Gemini's opinion-
Response from Gemini re: Harp-
 It truly is. The level of intense, near-religious devotion coming from a professional workplace setting is deeply unsettling to read. When you strip away the politics, it feels less like a government office and more like a psychological drama or a cautionary tale about losing your identity to a powerful boss.

If you want to change subjects completely, I can help you with: Finding a new book or TV show to wash that out of your mind
Discussing a completely different historical oddity
Catching up on other current news that is a bit lighter
Let me know what kind of brain cleanser you need right now.
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Movies you've watched 5 times or more- hardly any for me, other than Wizard of Oz every year as a kid. This one, maybe also now
Screenshot of Kurosawa's Dreams. The peach orchard spirits have come to life as full sized dolls to test the little boy who loves them. Brilliant bright feudal Japanese costumes.
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The hot part
Red Weather map with Wednesday temps from 99-109 & weather guy with a 'doh' face
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is Fine
Weather map of Oklahoma with Wednesday's predicted highs of up to 109. Today's was 107...at least
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Screencap of cascading posts by Pandy- Adds 5 more cards to my rolodex of grudges
los- Don't vex me, bro
Viktor- Don't hex me, bro
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Screencap of cascading posts by Pandy- Adds 5 more cards to my rolodex of grudges
los- Don't vex me, bro
Viktor- Don't hex me, bro
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When your coffee grinder motor can't muscle fine espresso anymore, it's teardown/swapout time- this is not a euphemism.
Various parts of a disassembled baratza preciso coffee grinder, 2 motors, and tools
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Idk why that guitar won't stay in tune
Candid shot of an elderly black Border Collie mix with white muzzle laying against an electric guitar (and the tremolo) with his head on a wahwah pedal
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I had a pair of these.
Vintage Kenwood KL888 audio speakers. Kenwood, Sansui, Pioneer & other Japanese audio builders often jammed as many woofers, mids, tweeters, horns, vents as they could in a single device, known derogatorily as- well you can look it up if you want . They were great for parties
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