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Mr Kippers

@mrkippers.bsky.social
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Part time ninja, full time bellend.

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Grobbelrevell @grobbelrevell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Usually I'd be desperate for proper footy to be back after an international break, especially with a huge game up next, and yet I just feel...flat. Footy is supposed to be an escape from real life but increasingly it mirrors the cynicism, corruption and lack of accountability we see beyond the game.
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Reuben Armstrong @reubenarmstrong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That backheel
Was that Bobby Firmino? No it was Ronald Araujo!
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Mr Kippers @mrkippers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuck it. Give him a new contract
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Mr Kippers @mrkippers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh wow, what a goal
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Mr Kippers @mrkippers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That isn’t a penalty
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Mr Kippers @mrkippers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh look, another example of him being slow as fuck to dive for a save.
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Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
❤️ www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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‘In 1984, I worked 363 days’: how Russ Abbot soared to success – then walked away
The comedian dominated Saturday night TV in the 1980s, with his sketch shows attracting 18 million viewers. Next came the West End musicals and sitcoms. But in 2016 he quietly disappeared from the lim...
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Mr Kippers @mrkippers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ali saves that with ease a few seasons back. He’s so slow to react now
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Bert Disco @hauntedlfc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We can't be paying £70m for a player who is out for 3 months having just had surgery. The sooner Hughes goes the better.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Checkmate, Nige.
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Mr Kippers @mrkippers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Outstanding
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Tweeets of Dogs Automated @tweeetsofdogsauto.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Old Dogs Need Love Just as Much ❤️ Original post
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Mr Kippers @mrkippers.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Had a dream a few nights ago that we would be taken over by new owners. Don’t want this bellend anywhere near is though.
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This remains one of the most surreal, but lovely, moments of my entire life. RIP to a brilliant man youtu.be/Ud7Uti74yvo?...
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Kevin Keegan reads @GalacticKeegan
YouTube video by Galactic Keegan
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Mr Kippers @mrkippers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hamilton up to his old tricks again I see
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 13/07/2026
This looks FUN. I love a mad Cruise performance. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdaT...
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DIGGER - Official Trailer - Warner Bros. UK & Ireland
YouTube video by Warner Bros. UK & Ireland
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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Have left the house due to a toxic combination of England, ITV and Twatterface.
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Ash Preston @theashpreston.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
When UK Gladiators was massive, we had a lad in school bragging on the playground that his Dad knew Lightning from Gladiators before she was famous, knew her 'real' name and brought in proof for show and tell. Turned out his Dad had a signed Bonnie Tyler record.
Welsh singer Bonnie Tyler Kim Betts aka Lightning from UK Gladiators
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Reuben Armstrong @reubenarmstrong.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Feel like I’m watching Newsnight on hallucinogens. Has it been co-written by Armando Ianucci and Chris Morris tonight?! “Literally a two-horse race between Nigel Farage and Count Binface. … I wouldn’t entirely rule out Count Binface’s chances.” 🤣
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Sam 🇺🇦 @wardlfc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Jürgen Klopp: "If it was actually the case that Trump and Infantino agreed with each other, then that's crazy, that calls everything into question. That's our game, not their game. These two people, who both have no idea about football, should have nothing to do with it."
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Sachin Nakrani @sachinnakrani.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
… just checked and Mike Bassett is not only on Prime, it’s free to watch with ads. Oh, go on then …
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Harbonaut🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @harbonaut.co.uk · 02/07/2026
Well played #gamedev
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 01/07/2026
Just realised that the headline tomorrow will be the lyrics to the UmBungo ad but changed to be cringe. Prepare my suicide pod in the woods.
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Harbonaut🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @harbonaut.co.uk · 26/06/2026
#worldcup
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 17/06/2026
Messi's scored a hat-trick last night while Ronaldo had a proper fucking stinker and you're laughing??
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Grobbelrevell @grobbelrevell.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I'd 100% take Darwin back on a free if there's any truth to those rumours. ● Still only 26/27 ● Knows the club/league ● Free's up £ for other areas ● Works his socks off - potentially a good fit for Iraola ● Has an intensity/aggression we sorely lack He'd make a ton of sense, IMO. #LFC
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
She promptly escaped to the Los Angeles underground where she survives as a soldier of fortune…
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED
It’s a Portuguese add and it’s “Final” volleyball but it looks like “anal” which is confusing cause they’re all women and men are the ones more into anal cause of their prostate gland orgasm potential? I’ve heard?? Can’t say that in the lesson shoot
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Mr Kippers @mrkippers.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Might as well have a dead body up front if Clown shoes is the only option
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Mr Kippers @mrkippers.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Clown shoes Cody with the fewest touches in the match so far. Who’s of ever guessed that….
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Mr Kippers @mrkippers.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This is 70% of the games this season all over.
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
King Charles is here today to destroy Big Daddy once and for all. Make no mistake.
King Charles back when he was but a Prince wearing an Arab shemagh in homage to Task Force III
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 08/05/2026
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
New Reform Councils next week:
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The extremely rare catcopus.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 06/05/2026
Wednesday.
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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Five Star Lesbian? Huge pop news if true.
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Harbonaut🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @harbonaut.co.uk · 05/05/2026
www.fiverr.com/s/m5lve99 #gaming #gamedev #indiedev #gameart
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Mr Kippers @mrkippers.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Why the fuck has the RAWK thread on the game been locked?
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Mr Kippers @mrkippers.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Macca’s fat arse giving the Mancs the lead
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Smilerbull @smilerbull.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This Saturday I’ll be starting 24 hours of gaming in benefit of macmillancancer link to my donation page is tilt.fyi/1qJnW9y2Pp . If I hit my target, the beard comes off on stream, but the moustache stays for the rest of the stream. (My moustache is terrible btw)
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Paul Joyce @pauljoyce1.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Liverpool confirm Mo Salah is expected to play again this season. Hamstring injury only minor.
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グレイ!!ⵉ߮ 𐄁᠇𐄁 ߮ᜢ @gray.merping.synth.download · 22/04/2026
at a job interview "whats your biggest weakness?" "understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics" "could you give an me an example?" "yes i could"
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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Reading cage fighting fans explaining how it is all real is like your mate explaining how WWF was real and like Hulk Hogan once killed a guy but they had to destroy the tapes.
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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The first of two spam phonecalls when I was trying to record a quick video just now.
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Kristian @vonstrenginho.espressi.no · 19/04/2026
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