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fruit 🏳️‍🌈 editor 🎬 UTI graduate 👨‍🎓 25 👴🏻 (FR/EN/ES/日本語)

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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the dopamine I get from being able to instantly read kanji in station names
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
first time of the trip I go on the train and have to do transfers: i ALMOST took the wrong decision at EVERY possible point, and pivoted last minute EVERY time, and now I'm on an express train to my destination and life is beautiful and sunny and perfect
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So early for my flight that I HAD to eat the customary shitty airport sandwich, and try to drink an average americano that won't be drinkable-temp until I'm about to board
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The other day I was walking with my coworker and she went "fyi you're walking too fast, I'm in heels" and I was wearing big ass shoes so I had to Drale to the function
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm so eepy at work i think i 😴...
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SYBAU? Yeah, I'm Sexy Young Beautiful And Unable to flop
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It has begun: runny nose as soon as I step outside.
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
humanity peaked when it invented vegan margarine. i put that shit on a bagel and ate it: wow!
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he looks so kind.
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dude with the longest legs I've ever seen was walking so slow on front of me MOOOOOOVE I'm hungry I wanna get HOME
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
literally never felt uglier but i got complimented for my autumn fit so it kinda balances out
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what a terrible morning. good morning everyone.
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
eating some fucking kibble
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The world went to shit when messaging apps started automatically converting :), ;), :D, etc. to emoji. If I type :) there is no fucking chance I mean 🙂. Wtf are we doing? Fix this.
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
will he text me back after I "ghosted" him due to being wifi-less in the woods with my family for 2 days. has he forgotten about me. le sigh.
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
An apple a day keeps my tummy hurty
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Touché.
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guy came to me place and we played Mario Kart World for 2 hours and he left. What are we.
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
actually i need to learn to be mean and rude because men are unreliable and will ghost me so who fucking cares. nah jk i'm over it and in a good mood but i really was annoyed 2 hours ago.
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
overthinking every text i send to this guy. really annoying and embarrassing. but he's rly cute and smart. goddddd i need to learn to be normal and nonchalant
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
god forbid a man gets passionate about pie
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
thought you were on a fancy ass bus with tables and plates and scatman john
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
everything is going wrong at work for reasons beyond my control but it's ok because i can complain about it to all my work besties and it feels great
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
me texting before a date: "heyyyy real quick, do you want me to change me for you? glasses on or off? nails painted or not? hair shiny or not? short or long socks?"
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm at my best when I'm impatient, cold and straightforward. That's when I truly get shit done
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
voting Liam X Maya (the AI) for best collab for the streamer awards
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
French people have got to get their shit together: I went to the CHEESE shop to buy a brie. In French I say "can I have a slice of brie". The employee (French) made me repeat 3 times. GIRL IT'S ONE SYLLABLE. WE HAVE THE SAME "R" PRONUNCIATION. AND IT'S THE CHEESE SHOP. Anyway they didn't have brie.
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
just did yoga + workout for the first time in 3 weeks and i feel so good and so mobile. i wanna do backflips.
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
do you think i will be shot if i repeat an outfit one more time
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Finally a top 10 where I can say I've watched all of them 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Got the biggest tummy ache because of TWO pieces of old kale that I put in an egg sandwich. I would not have survived any other era of humanity.
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my apartment slowly turns into a dump until my mum texts me "I'll come by tonight to bring you food" so I spend the day completing every undone chore and cleaning every nook and cranny. and i think i got really good at speedrunning that shit.
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
ever nap so good you don't realize time passed but your mouth tastes like nap so you know you slept? like you have nap mouth. let me know!
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My 10-pack haul of the new TCGP expansion teehee mega sharpedo looks insane, what a good card design
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i love analyzing my bank statement : - small bag of nerd clusters at the movie theatre: $8.28 - premium pecorino romano from a specialized cheese store, similar weight as the nerds: $5.67
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Good for me because it means I don't have to go on a date with some stupid man
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 24/07/2026
Chiitan loves all genders 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Because I myself have no gender. Even now, transgender people are carrying deep anxiety— yet I believe they have the right to freely love the ones they desire, and to live together with their true soul.
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
that is a beautiful coat. awesome dog
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
when i feel sexy i go on dating apps and swipe left on everyone
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Lowkey good that I'm not getting TOO ripped from my little silly workouts. It'd go to my head 100%. I'm good with a fake-pack that only shows once in a while.
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i like this picture a lot. hi.
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i can't really caption this i just wanna post it
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
chat, find that screenshot of him with the hat. yes that hat
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
standing on business means sitting on gold
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Y'all, what if I'm going to Japan in a few months. What if my tickets are already bought. What if. 🥹🥹🥹
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
thank god sabrina carpenter released espresso *before* the Switch 2 was announced because "Switch 2 it up like Nintendo" sounds terrible
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
intensity is a peer to passion
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Kegg @mrkegg.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Is chiitan in the backrooms. Where is that
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