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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦

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Why the fuck should I help you? Get your own fucking asses out there and protest! 7 million every few months..oooooh. Minneapolis and a handful of other people are doing it right. Most of the rest of you are just sitting with your thumbs up your asses.

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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 9h
Seahawks still a little busy after winning last year....
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South Park: Farting at a Wine Tasting
ALT: South Park: Farting at a Wine Tasting
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 12h
Local election voting accomplished.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 12h
Middle of October and it was 19 degrees as I drove past the children walking home from school. Back in my day it was already getting to be dusk and chilly by then.....while I walked uphill, for the second time that day, on the way home.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Who would have thought that an offence that scored 29 points would cost the Seahawks the game?
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anybody else getting the feeling that Sam Darnit maybe bought too much into his own hype after last year?
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dear Seahawks, That guy never touches the ball again today. Sincerely, Everybody
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sam Darnold looking like Sam Darnit again.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Green Bay Packers uniforms look like their regular uniforms were left outside 20 years ago.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The number of unread emails in my inbox is too damn high.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ballot is away!
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've seen one period of Canucks hockey this season and three things remain true.... 1: they are still historically shit at getting the puck out of their own zone. 2: the fans at the game remain some of the worst in sports. 3: I still really hate Ray Ferraro.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seahawks defense looking not quite so hot.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Radio: "under the bridge downtown..." Me: *pushes preset button* Radio: "you're a strange animal.." Me: "Fuck!"
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got the Spokane County, Washington ballot in the mail today.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The campaigning for re-election mayors of Vancouver and Surrey both on the news complaining how Eby has made promises but hasn't done anything......ummmmm, who wants to tell them? 🤔
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Either they got the main fixed or they figured out how to isolate some buildings but, either way, my toilet flushes without half a 5 gallon bucket hauled upstairs.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jesus H Chairlift is Grouse mountain expensive.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
5:30 am trip to the loo resulted in a 2 hour journey of calling people and waking neighbours as a water main had busted down stream from me. Of course no one here knows where any shut offs might be.....except the one that shuts it off for all 118 units.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Less than 10C, window open, fan on.....it's so nice to be cold again!
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On field sports interviewers need to black list sports players who have a planned "all glory to god" or "I want to thank the man upstairs" etc comment in their first response.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I suspect that Freemantle may well start the new tradition of never doing "Wharfie Time" at the Grand Final ever again.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ugh. I'd forgotten just how much of the stink from Scrubbing Bubbles was the scent and not the bubbles and forgot to look for the unscented spray. 🤮
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People that design "apps" that redirect you to a webpage to sign in and then ask you if you'd like to continue on the web or open the app should be sentenced to a purgatory of one phone/tablet insertion per instance.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Van City in Whalley is a steaming pile of turds that you've just stepped in while trying to put out the flaming bucket of turds that is also the Van City in Whalley.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Eby's got a month to try and convince me that calling this pointless election isn't enough reason to vote for somebody else.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you to the MCG crowd for actually chanting "bullshit bullshit bullshit" rather than "ref you suck ref you suck".
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't care for the AI but I cannot refuse this sentiment.
A house labelled "America" is fully engulfed in flames and has set fire to a second house which is labelled, "Canada".
A man sprays water from a garden hose onto the Canada house while the owner of the American one asks him, "why aren't you trying to save my house?".
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is there an NFL/football rule that requires the mouthguards but doesn't require the use of the mouthguards? I saw one wanker in a college game with two of them dangling off his helmet during plays. Only half length jerseys was a dumber looking trend but, at least with that you can claim "cooling".
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well, came back from the grocery shopping to find out that the drug dealer neighbour in #61 allegedly waved a handgun at the children that play all day outside my window, and then fired a couple shots both outside and inside his unit. Approximately 15 cops cars, and guns galore.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
867-5309 e ine quatloos to the first person that can explain why one of the little psychopaths outside is chanting...... I WANT ONE I WANT MY OWN ARMY I WANT MY OWN PLANET I DESERVE IT!!
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cleaning the refrigerator is a pain in the ass.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Make Alberta a Territory Again
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The actual lake on the map still only says, "Lake Ontario" but still, time to find out just how badly MapQuest actually sucks. Fuck. You. Google.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's new sock day!
3 pair of grey and white wool work socks with the red stripe at the top. Still packaged in their cardboard wrapper.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
First time down in a month and based on my not really looking for BC plates but seeing them when I see them, fewer plates than the month before the month missed, but more plates than at the height of things.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Image of a club called "The Penthouse" marquee saying, "Can't handle a pool but wants our lake?"
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can we not use "KLF" for the conservative monster? I will hear, "beep boop boop beep" in my head every time I read it 😁 @anthonyfloyd.ca youtu.be/HDsCeC6f0zc?...
youtu.be
The KLF - 3AM Eternal (Live at the S.S.L.) (Official Video)
YouTube video by KLF
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
To be fair, typing, "Lake Ontario", and then selecting it from the list of suggestions displays it correctly. However, typing, "Lake Ontario", and hitting enter or pressing the magnifying glass, amongst other things returns this. Enough for a "Fuck you to hell, Google" or am I overreacting?
A screenshot from Google Maps showing a red pin marking "Lake America" as well as the normal blue labelling of "Lake Ontario"
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well, I had about 5 minutes of 1 or 2 flashes of lightKRACKABOOM!ning a minute. But the lightning is already getting less frequent and the thunder is a counting distance away now.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The number of times that the Red Hot Chili Peppers song on the radio turns out to be "Under The Bridge" is too damn high 🤬
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Awwww Tim Curry 😞 youtu.be/JWoYy4Ah81s?...
youtu.be
The Rocky Horror Picture Show "Sweet Transvestite" (1975) - (4K)
YouTube video by VideoXL
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Since the 60 year old bifold closet door is now operating by the help of glue and toothpicks, this will likely be the last "fix" before drywall repair, new hardware, and a new door.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I haven't seen a flash or lighting or more than a spittle of rain all day.
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Not the biggest fan ever but I will once again ball like a child when he sings, "it's been a pleasure doing business with youuuuu" 😭 #TheHip
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The fact that my fingers smell like I just blew up an entire brick of those little fire crackers that the kid in elementary school would sell me suggests that this bag of cherries likely needed a second rinsing 🤢
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
To be fair first, the nice fellow behind the counter did call a coworker and search the internets for me in an effort to find a thing. Welcome to parts place inside Trail Appliance! Hello We have 1,000,000 parts! Do you have mine? Tappity tappity.......no!
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
For Fucks sake.... Withdrew $250 from an app. Somehow app gives $250 and another $250. Send a request to stupid app asking how to get it back to them.... Obviously without reading and/or comprehending the complaint, the support people sent me _another_ $250 🤦🏼‍♀️
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Did anyone else have a ridiculous number of notifications in the little blue bubble on the bell but then no actual new notifications at all?
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Holy flurking shnit, it's been less than a week short of 10 years already!?! I kind of expect it to be edited out but, if not, Trudeau is going to look like such an asshole (as well he should).
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🇨🇦 mrkaswa 🇨🇦 @mrkaswa.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Holy shit I found a geocache!
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