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Mr. Joseph

@mrjoseph45.bsky.social
209 followers 199 following 1.6K posts

Aspiring actor and Starfleet officer, bit of a dreamer, and the best dispenser of snark you never knew. He/him

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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm here on the Gulf Coast dealing with Hurricane Isaias, and it's really fucking windy and rainy here. I'm not in the path of the storm, but it's sounding rough out there.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I went to Bama State when we had that logo. That was an angry hornet and hornets have teeth!
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've been glued to The Weather Channel since I woke up this morning. I'm in the western panhandle, so I'll still have a lot to deal with, but it won't be nearly as bad as it could've been.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't know who Alvin Sng is, but he sounds like a shitty parent.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm watching the Big XII Studios FAST channel and they are really pushing the Florida populace to vote yes on Amendment 3. That's going to do much more harm than good.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't be convinced that it wasn't.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🌖 🐺
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
UAB, play Neck? UAB, play Neck.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good news, I decided to go to the UAB game after all. Bad news, it's fucking hot out here in the Magic City. Worse news, what the hell is this, Southside Boys?
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Those Houston helmets look sick!
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Probably gonna try and catch UAB play today. I have the time.
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're a woman who plays EA Sports CFB or Madden, I wanna talk to you! And if you're a woman who loves football and don't play those games, I also wanna hear from you! Working on a piece on football, the sports video games, and well, US! RESHARES APPRECIATED
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Navy vet here. The only ways football on an aircraft carrier would even be remotely feasible would be if the ship was in port and there would have to be a superior thick layer of FieldTurf on the deck. Falling on nonskid really hurts!
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sounds like a good podcasting idea.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The UAB/Mr. Clean jingle made me laugh. Well done! Also, as a fan of both schools, I would've been happy either way.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horner to Ferrari would be disgusting. Don't like it.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/09/2026
The ACC promo of which @surber.bsky.social speaks, with audio levels adjusted to fit his description
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Congrats!
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That defense was ferocious when it needed to be.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching UAB win was fun. Watching Navy lose was not. Rooting for both teams is still fun!
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I really don't like the new CBS scorebug. The old one was so clean and wasn't this garish floating blob.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't care about the game itself, but I want one of those Union Jack Classic jerseys that Paige Blake was wearing. It looked clean!
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Progressive lenses are a thing, Felder. I technically wear bifocals, but it's not visible.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m about to watch Transformers: The Movie for the first time in theaters in 40 years. Time to relitigate my trauma!
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm glad it was a close game and Todd Grantham didn't cock it up like he usually does.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
All hail alma mater We sing this song for thee Raise up the banner for Blazer victory. (Fight! Fight! Fight!) All hail alma mater We pledge to always be Ever faithful, ever loyal To dear old UAB!
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
South alabama-Tulane is coming down to the wire. El Assico is doing El Assico things. Texas Tech is going through it in Corvallis.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm a little tired of seeing that Collars and Co commercial all the damn time.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The football gods giveth (UAB wins at home versus ULM) and the football gods taketh away (Navy is getting curbstomped by FAU at the half).
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That was very gross.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Also? North Texas said fuck UNLV.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Looks like the Roadrunners just might survive San Marcos.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's excellent!
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11/2001 I was a freshman in high school in Alabama, I wore a hijab. In gym class my teacher wheeled in a screen. Something horrible was happening. I watched, mouth agape as the second tower hit. We were silent. As that period reached an end, my name was announced on the loud speaker. 1/
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nighttime ¡El Assico!
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gotta love the wordplay in that title. Also? Fuck Sophie Cunningham.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What a fucking ghoul.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This scene, man...gotdamn! Before Anson Mount, Bruce Greenwood was my Christopher Pike. www.youtube.com/watch?v=caUo... #HappyStarTrekDay my fellow Trekkies. Live long and prosper.
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Star Trek (2009) - I Dare You To Do Better
YouTube video by SpartacusC1984
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am 49 years old and never knew there were different regions for this song.
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Competition time! @masterreplicas.bsky.social is giving away a huge prize, online credit, and more! Celebrate #StarTrek turning 60 with a tonne of goodies! Enter (for free!) via the links below! UK: www.masterreplicas.co.uk/pages/star-t... US: www.masterreplicas.com/en-us/pages/... #Ad
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Broadcast put the graphic on the wrong shot. I fixed it.
Mike Norvell with his eyes closed contemplating his imminent unemployment, with the SMU 14-2 best record in the ACC and FSU 3-13 worst record in the ACC graphic overlaid on the left side
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They could always just sim it on CFB 27.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They could probably play at FAMU's stadium.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think FSU having to push this game to tomorrow would be the funniest thing ever.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
At least I have the Edmonton-Calgary game to keep me awake.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm too exhausted to deal with another game delay.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The schedule makers did them no favors.
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What a finish!
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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That said, SC State is on a whole other level. Chennis Berry got these young men ready to run through a brick wall for him. They're gonna be another tough out this year.
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