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Jonny Shelfside

@mrjonsant.bsky.social
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Life Sentenced Spurs Fan.

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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Think the Spurs players are worried if they finish up being top goal scorers they'll be sold off.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The impact it's already having on the creative industry is massive. 😥
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Wrong. He's still a massive cunt.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Honestly, if England want to boycott this sham of a world cup, I'd be all for it.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Unbelievable. 😥
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Kinksy's the one for me. Saves against wolves and Leeds kept us alive. Hero!
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Thoughts go to Paddy Power social media team at this difficult time.
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Pedro Porro's Heartfelt Celebration for Playsports
ALT: Pedro Porro's Heartfelt Celebration for Playsports
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Lily white torture.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The optics on Romero pissing off are shocking.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I think I'm done with Talk Sport.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Supporting Spurs this season feels like being waterboarded, we get a few breaths of air, then back under the water.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Ground Hog paraded over the bridge.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
VAR looks at Arsenal through the eyes of a mother. There should be a massive asterisk next to their name.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
*Woolwich better put an asterisk by that title.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I think everyone copped it at one stage or another. Archie Gray at one stage was the shining light. Not because he's English and white, but young and hungry, like Tel too. What absolute rubbish.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
And now this! 😔
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Agreed. Seems in nearly every high office are fertile ground for idiots.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Used to be simple, ball to hand, or hand to ball. 🫤
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I'd open the kerning on FLICKER. Not great on a thumbnail. 👀
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Anyone else think Chelsea won't turn up Vs West Ham? 👀
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Find them. Ban them.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Leeds winning. We are so fucked. Spurs may as well have signed Bonnie Blue last January.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
What I don't get is why we haven't played academy players more. The senior players are rabbits in headlights, at least the younger lads will give it a go!
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Frank did some job on the Spurs players to convince them that every other team was better than them. Took some doing on the back of winning a trophy. 🏆
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
What are Spurs thinking? Their house is burning down and they chuck in a box of De Zerbi fireworks. Madness!
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
ENIC OUT!!
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Shit show. Total shit show.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It's official, the Spurs board has no clue what they are doing. They need to be gone.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Come in Spurs, let's not make another bloody mistake. De Zerbi Is clearly the wrong man.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Next Spurs appointment is apparently a Sports Psychologist, a Gypsy and a priest. 🤞
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I thought spurs turned a corner, looks like it was a roundabout. 😔
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I'm actually going to watch match of the day tonight.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
That's like saying the driver that was driving us towards a cliff, got pushed off the wheel, but had he stayed he would have swerved early. He's better than what's left, but that's not hard.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
He would have pulled the trigger earlier, but the lack of focus and investment in football in recent years has created this horrible mess.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
www.theguardian.com/football/202... Agree with every word
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It would be a macabre story but relegation needs to happen for Tottenham | Jonathan Liew
All the managers since Mauricio Pochettino have drained life from the club, which appears interested in anything but football right now
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
If ever Spurs need a vibes manager it's now.
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kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a box video downloader in the corner
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a box video downloader in the corner
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Got to hand it to the Spurs hierarchy. Their desire to drive the club off a cliff is pretty spectacular. 💥
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
He'd probably get drafted knowing our luck.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Will he be gone in the morning? Who's next? The trust in the board is zero.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Spurs have unheard of levels of madness. Just when you think it can't get worse, it just keeps going.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Not sure what the next move is. A new manager will probably have a heart attack or something.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Are there any luck stats? It must be off the scale!
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
2 out with concussion I reckon. It just gets worse
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Maybe Tudor needs to be subbed off early too?
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Spurs have got levels of madness other clubs can only dream of.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Not sure how I feel about the Spurs game tonight. It's like being given a last meal before being sentenced to death.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Or knock it down?
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I believe when faced with bad times, you take the fucker on. Back the badge whatever. Come on Tottenham!
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ALT: a blue tottenham hotspur flag with a white chicken on it
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Through the darkness I saw a glimmer of light there. Don't give up on Spurs yet.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Luckily the bank agreed to a loan. It's all going on Johnson to score tonight.
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