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Jonny Shelfside

@mrjonsant.bsky.social
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Life Sentenced Spurs Fan.

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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Think the Spurs players are worried if they finish up being top goal scorers they'll be sold off.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Honestly, if England want to boycott this sham of a world cup, I'd be all for it.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Thoughts go to Paddy Power social media team at this difficult time.
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Pedro Porro's Heartfelt Celebration for Playsports
ALT: Pedro Porro's Heartfelt Celebration for Playsports
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The optics on Romero pissing off are shocking.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I think I'm done with Talk Sport.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Supporting Spurs this season feels like being waterboarded, we get a few breaths of air, then back under the water.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
VAR looks at Arsenal through the eyes of a mother. There should be a massive asterisk next to their name.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
*Woolwich better put an asterisk by that title.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
And now this! 😔
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Used to be simple, ball to hand, or hand to ball. 🫤
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Anyone else think Chelsea won't turn up Vs West Ham? 👀
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Leeds winning. We are so fucked. Spurs may as well have signed Bonnie Blue last January.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
What I don't get is why we haven't played academy players more. The senior players are rabbits in headlights, at least the younger lads will give it a go!
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Frank did some job on the Spurs players to convince them that every other team was better than them. Took some doing on the back of winning a trophy. 🏆
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
What are Spurs thinking? Their house is burning down and they chuck in a box of De Zerbi fireworks. Madness!
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
ENIC OUT!!
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It's official, the Spurs board has no clue what they are doing. They need to be gone.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Come in Spurs, let's not make another bloody mistake. De Zerbi Is clearly the wrong man.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Next Spurs appointment is apparently a Sports Psychologist, a Gypsy and a priest. 🤞
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I thought spurs turned a corner, looks like it was a roundabout. 😔
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I'm actually going to watch match of the day tonight.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
www.theguardian.com/football/202... Agree with every word
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It would be a macabre story but relegation needs to happen for Tottenham | Jonathan Liew
All the managers since Mauricio Pochettino have drained life from the club, which appears interested in anything but football right now
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
If ever Spurs need a vibes manager it's now.
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kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a box video downloader in the corner
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a box video downloader in the corner
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Got to hand it to the Spurs hierarchy. Their desire to drive the club off a cliff is pretty spectacular. 💥
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Will he be gone in the morning? Who's next? The trust in the board is zero.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Not sure what the next move is. A new manager will probably have a heart attack or something.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
2 out with concussion I reckon. It just gets worse
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Maybe Tudor needs to be subbed off early too?
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Spurs have got levels of madness other clubs can only dream of.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Not sure how I feel about the Spurs game tonight. It's like being given a last meal before being sentenced to death.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I believe when faced with bad times, you take the fucker on. Back the badge whatever. Come on Tottenham!
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a blue tottenham hotspur flag with a white chicken on it
ALT: a blue tottenham hotspur flag with a white chicken on it
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Through the darkness I saw a glimmer of light there. Don't give up on Spurs yet.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Luckily the bank agreed to a loan. It's all going on Johnson to score tonight.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Doesn't feel particularly Spurs that we'll continue to go out with a whimper. But it's a script I'm too scared to read.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
We're going down aren't we? There's only Richie and Archie fighting so far.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Spurs wearing black at their own funeral.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Two blokes being chased by a tiger. One puts running shoes on. The other says what are you doing? You'll never outrun a tiger. The other says, I don't have to, I just need to outrun you. Spurs better start lacing up!
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
www.standard.co.uk/sport/footba... I'm really interested to know when a pathway opens up for these kids
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Tottenham sign England wonderkid after Chelsea release
Spurs continue drive to sign young talent with England Under-16s captain
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I'm all for womens' football and everything, and Spurs women are doing really well. Just wish the names were different as it can be confusing. Maybe Tottenham Hotsp-her? Sp-hers?
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
To avoid relegation in the premier league, why not hire a manager with no experience in the premier league? Spurs do it again!
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
We are so going down.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
You'd think the Spurs hierarchy would have had a plan right?
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Ange doing Spurs a massive favour with that interview. They obviously need to start living by their own motto!
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Spurs have a plan right?
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Injuries didn't get us here Frank. You did. Now injuries won't get us out.
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This isn't about injuries, it's the long throw auditions in the first week, the double pivot the first few months, the terrible substitutions. Wrong fit from the start. Frank out now!
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Danger #1 we get relegated. Danger #2 we stay up, Frank has another season with no Europe, we do OK. Season #3 more mediocrity, repeat, repeat. Please no more Frank after this season. #pochin
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Mikey more vs Kilmarnock. The boy's a filthy nuisance! 🔥https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gltU3b2tZOQ
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Mikey Moore MOTM vs Kilmarnock
YouTube video by HugoFilmz28x
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Fun second half that. Could have gone for the throat too
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Jonny Shelfside @mrjonsant.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Is there a world where Thomas Frank wins the Champions League and loses his job a few weeks later?
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