Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Well this doesn’t happen every day. My life as Count Binface, on the front of the Times. 3313
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I’ve written this for the Times: ‘I haven’t slept in my own bed for over a year.’ You could say I’ve put my back into parenting, and also put my back out. www.thetimes.com/article/681c...thetimes.comI haven’t slept in my own bed for over a yearBetween snoring and a new baby, Jon Harvey has been camping in his living room for months — just don’t call it a sleep divorce 1140
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I’m fulfilling two dreams this Bank Holiday weekend: presenting Pick Of The Week on Sunday and guesting on Great Lives on Monday, celebrating the ingenious Peter Cook. Catch them both on @bbcradio4 or @bbcsounds. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... 260
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I had a blast reporting on the Boat Race. And I even got the names of the winners right. 150
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I called it. Spurs should get a guest manager in every week like Have I Got News For You. Harry Redknapp, Glenn Hoddle, Stephen Mangan, Sue Perkins, ChatGPT - give them a game each. At least it’d be fun. www.theguardian.com/football/202... 041
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 10/03/2026How’s this for a storyline: Tudor gets sacked. Poch does a press conference saying he can’t in good conscience manage the USA while Trump embarks on illegal wars, quits and rejoins Spurs to save them at the last minute. That’d be good. 220
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I said get a guest manager in every week. Not a guest goalie. 020
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Me on Spurs in today’s Guardian: www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comRelegated and then European champions? Have I got Spurs for you | Jon HarveyIt’s been a troubling season at Tottenham and while there is a slim chance it will end in glory, ignominy is looking rather more likely 230
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I picked a bad week to be a Spurs and England rugby fan. 000
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Apology accepted. (I don’t have Tourette’s, but I did watch his opening monologue.) 010
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 07/02/2026BREAKING: Peter Mandelson stole concrete mixers. And monster trucks. According to my four-year-old. 020
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Spurs are being run by a British general from the First World War. 262
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I’ll say this for HMRC. Compared to banks and doctors’ surgeries, their hold music is a banger. 050
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 24/01/2026In a flash of inspiration, this morning my sleep-addled brain twigged that our boiler whirrs at the same pitch, tempo and timbre as the opening to Does Your Mother Know by ABBA. My day may have peaked early. 290
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 23/01/2026We have a daughter! Penelope was born under the new year’s super moon. She has a furry back so she might be a were-baby, but in a world of portfolio careers this is an extra plus point. She’s incredibly cute and worth all the sleep deprivation. Sarah is a doubly heroic mummy and we’re all in love. 0130
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 19/01/2026If you watch Industry, I’m in the opening scene of tonight’s episode. Sort of… 020
Reposted by Jon HarveyBathaniel Tapley @thatnatt.bsky.social · 13/11/2024All right - I've done a comedy writer and producers starter pack for everyone who's into that sort of thing. And YES, I've forgotten you, so remind me that you exist and YES I will put you on it (unless you have slighted me in some unremembered way in the last 20 years). go.bsky.app/AkQCH7U 3013032
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Been a busy Christmas: producing Have I Got 2025 For You, presenting on Times Radio, producing a festive Unspeakable, ‘helping’ Count Binface interview Susie Dent, and Into The Sharkiverse getting a repeat airing. Time for a new production, of the human kind. Due any day. 020
Reposted by Jon HarveyCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 24/12/2025HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE! Give your loved ones (including yourself) the ultimate gift for 2026: join Count Binface Lifts the Lid, the finest newsletter in the galaxy! countbinface.substack.com/p/a-space-al... Subscribe today for a special glimpse into Christmas future… CB Xcountbinface.substack.comA Space Alien Came TravellingChristmas Tidings to Earth from Sigma IX! 07410
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I’ve been collaborating with @classicsforall.bsky.social who do fantastic work bringing Latin and Classics to state primary and secondary schools. It’s amazing how much the kids love it and how it boosts learning. A very worthy recipient in the Big Give: donate.biggive.org/campaign/a05...donate.biggive.orgChampioning Classics in state schools – Big GiveClassics for All trains teachers to introduce and sustain Classics in their state schools. We give children and young people, … 171
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 03/12/2025What the hell is this doing in a BBC News story? 1. Cut the flippancy FFS. 2. We assume you check EVERYTHING. 3. Pre-school kids know an ichthyosaurus is a fish dinosaur, so it’s not rocket science to guess an ichthyocentaur might be a fishy centaur. Jeez. 220
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Why Ashes cricket is as epic as the Iliad and Odyssey. My new piece in the Guardian: www.theguardian.com/sport/the-ni...theguardian.comWhy Ashes series are every bit as epic as The Odyssey and The IliadWhy wait for Christopher Nolan’s film of The Odyssey? England and Australia are about to create their own version 000
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Man City? Guardiola? Haaland? Ezey Peasy. Who needs a Gooner anyway? We. Are. Top of the league. #COYS 010
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Hi Martin, did you have any luck? I can't find any reference prior to the 1956 adoption of the motto on the crest. 110
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I can’t say I’ve ever previously spent a Sunday morning chatting about Sydney Sweeney with Jane Mulkerrins and Anneka Rice, but I’d do it again in a heart-beat! #nonemoreblonde #tokenbrunette 010
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 01/08/2025@martincloake.bsky.social Hi Martin, I'm writing a piece about football mottos and I wonder if you can help with a Spurs question. I'm trying to find out when the club adopted audere est facere, but there's no definitive answer on the web. Might you know? Any help would be amazing. Best wishes, Jon 200
Reposted by Jon HarveyAled Jones @jahj.bsky.social · 22/07/2025@mrjonharvey.bsky.social Saw Unspeakable being recorded at The Cockpit Theatre tonight. Great guests, great format. Even the producer was funny. 011
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Happy Jaws Day! It surfaced in cinemas 50 years ago today. My little contributions to this epic anniversary: Into The Sharkiverse: my 60min documentary about Jaws and shark fiction on BBC Radio 4: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... My Guardian piece: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ju...bbc.co.ukArchive on 4 - Into the Sharkiverse - BBC SoundsJon Harvey celebrates 50 years of Jaws with a hilarious history of shark fiction. 020
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I hope Thomas Frank gets better treatment at Spurs than Ange did. Especially in the souvenir scarf department. 010
Jon Harvey @mrjonharvey.bsky.social · 09/06/2025It's 10 years since we lost Dan. My only brother, my oldest friend. I've got married, had the most amazing little boy, become a space warrior by mistake, run for election 6 times, and most incredibly of all, Palace have won the cup. Miss you bro x www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYpa...youtube.comBBC match of the day fa cup final 2025 end creditsYouTube video by Adem Baykara 060