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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 04/08/2026

Just a couple of the stickers I’ll have at Defcon this year.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 16/04/2026

Happy 415 Day to those homies in the SF Bay. 415 for life!

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 03/04/2026

Cat Three says: “Real hackers listen to UwU_Underground”

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 31/03/2026

BRB texting this to all my trans friends asking them to bring some of the stash by.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 23/03/2026

Got my badge for RSAC. Let’s cause some mayhem.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 17/02/2026

That overbite is up there with my lil curly butt

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 08/02/2026

This dude looks like he’d roofie you before telling you he has a piss fetish.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 07/02/2026

Clean bill of health for my sweet boy. (His curly tail had the vet cracking up.)

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 07/02/2026

I guess these people are haters… Never thought a benign Star Trek post would get me more blocks than my spicier takes. 🤣

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 06/02/2026

Good to know that Uber and Lyft’s regulatory arbitrage (and deflection of responsibility) campaign from 2014 is still going strong 12 years later. STILL hiding data from regulators a decade later🤬🥶

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 06/02/2026

Teams is dirty AF, but it’s a very DISTANT second (or 3rd - sorry Melinda) if we are rating this man’s performance.

Bill Gates meme claiming he says that teams is the worst thing he’s ever done in light of recent Epstein file releases.
And we all know that it’s terrible and awful as teams is, his treatment of Melinda, and the young girls he abused is much worse.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 16/01/2026

Today’s project. Let’s rack a backup server and fix some catalyst switches.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 10/01/2026

Let him fucking ban me from his CSAM hate machine. IDGAF anymore. Garbage ass site doesn’t even work anyway. x.com/mrjhnsn/stat...

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 16/12/2025

Anyone feel like wasting these assholes time? They REALLY want someone to call them. They seem lonely.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 13/12/2025

TFW you sleep for 12 hrs and wake up to 900 unread messages in the group chat.

Most interesting man in the world meme:
I don’t always read the group chat in the shower, but when I do, I wish I had my glasses .

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 10/12/2025

You know your brain is fully nerdified when you are seriously contemplating what ICs and other components are required to make your PCB coaster functional.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 04/12/2025

User decided that they would start BCC'ing themselves on every email.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 02/12/2025

If you see this, qts with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 11/11/2025

Ohio valley gettin t-bagged by God’s blue balls.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 02/11/2025

Just in time for my annual review. 🙌 This should get me at least another 10% salary increase. Thanks @mrr3b00t.bsky.social mr-r3b00t.github.io/how_to_be_a_...

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 29/10/2025

I feel ya bud. It’s been a long day (of playing bottlecap fetch while dad was trying to work).

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