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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 04/08/2026

Just a couple of the stickers I’ll have at Defcon this year.

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Veilid 🅅 @veilid.com · 03/08/2026

Come check out Veilid and join the revolution at BsidesLV! Veilid bringing the PLUR this year! Privacy Liberty United Revolution Come get Veilid rave candy and hang out!

The Veilid booth at BSidesLV, featuring DilDog & Medus4

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rand0h @akacki.net · 01/08/2026

Stuff is happening

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 13/05/2026

Be me: > have transgender friends > fight for trans rights > fight for trans kids > fight for LGBTQ rights > have “🏳️‍⚧️Trans Rights = Human Rights” in bio > post on Bsky about work people being dumb AF > get blocked by trans rights account

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 13/05/2026

Apparently it’s one of those workdays where I have to do the thinking for literally everyone. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 05/05/2026

Dance-walked -blasting house- on my under desk treadmill for 4 miles for the first couple hours of my morning… #hackerfit #hackinghealth

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 04/05/2026

If I make room for you in my life, it’s because you’ve earned it.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 04/05/2026

Talk is cheap. Actions speak louder than words. Action only costs you effort. Stop talking. Start acting.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 28/04/2026

Oh NOW Instagram is flooding me with ads for these boxers😂😭 MF I don’t need the ads now.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 28/04/2026

I dunno how it took me till now to find out about boxer briefs with a ball hammock. The most comfortable underwear I have ever worn hands-down. Fuck you guys for gatekeeping this hidden knowledge.

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Matthew Gracie @infosecgoon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

1.3.3.7

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 23/04/2026

Be me: > get DLP alert for exfil to personal email > see hundreds of emails being forwarded > let compliance officer know I’m investigating > discover its just a dad forwarding 2y of his sweet dadly emails to his missionary son > tear up > share screencap with compliance and close alert with a smile

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 22/04/2026

Men who get offended by glitter don’t deserve women.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 22/04/2026

Normalize mailing homemade art to your friends as a surprise to brighten their day.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 21/04/2026

Could people stop annoying me today please? I do not have enough weed for this bullshit.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 16/04/2026

Happy 415 Day to those homies in the SF Bay. 415 for life!

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 15/04/2026

Haha been waiting for this. Love making my CEO shit his pants a little.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 14/04/2026

Best part about WFH in IT… My DNS always works, and I can work naked if I want.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 11/04/2026

I will say one way AI makes my life easier… when people ask for my help, they’ve done all the initial legwork with AI assisted search so I get a much better idea of what the problem is from the start.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 07/04/2026

Vendor email 1: “I installed a new version with better logging…” <3 hours later> Vendor email 2: “its working now, did anything change on your end?” Me: 🤦🏻‍♂️yes genius you installed working software.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 03/04/2026

I don’t generally post links from the dipshit owned website, but y’all need to fucking see this… This absolutely slaps. x.com/alifarhat79/...

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 03/04/2026

Cat Three says: “Real hackers listen to UwU_Underground”

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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 02/04/2026

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 31/03/2026

BRB texting this to all my trans friends asking them to bring some of the stash by.

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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

If anyone with an SDR and antenna wants something to do this weekend: I would really like to compile a database of IQ recordings from the No Kings protests that have a strong police presence. Generally in the 100Mhz - 1Ghz range, and more specifically frequencies used for P25.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 25/03/2026

Wow, kicked out of the @cloudflare.social party for passing out drink condoms. Not a good look.

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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 23/03/2026

Leaked "DarkSword" exploits published to GitHub allow hackers and cybercriminals to target iPhone users running old versions of iOS with spyware, according to cybersecurity researchers.

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Someone has publicly leaked an exploit kit that can hack millions of iPhones | TechCrunch

Leaked "DarkSword" exploits published to GitHub allow hackers and cybercriminals to target iPhone users running old versions of iOS with spyware, according to cybersecurity researchers.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 23/03/2026

Got my badge for RSAC. Let’s cause some mayhem.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ will see you @Defcon 34 @mrjhnsn.com · 22/03/2026

🤣🤣☠️😂 @k8em0.bsky.social absolutely killing it with her @bsidessf.org keynote 🙌🎶🎶

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Ariel Waldman @arielwaldman.com · 19/03/2026

San Francisco! Help me get the word out to your friends/coworkers. I am hosting a screening of my PBS nature series LIFE UNEARTHED the day before it premieres. Tardigrades and bison and fireflies on the big screen! March 31 at 7pm. Get free tickets here: tickets.arielwaldman.com/events/order...

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Get free tickets – Prairies Unearthed // SF screening of "LIFE UNEARTHED with Ariel Waldman" – Vogue Theatre

Prairies Unearthed // SF screening of "LIFE UNEARTHED with Ariel Waldman" – Vogue Theatre, Tue Mar 31, 2026 -

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Josep Goded (Backup Account But Still Active) @josepgoded2.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

The moment Israel targeted British journalist Steve Sweeney in southern Lebanon.

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Catalin Cimpanu @campuscodi.risky.biz · 19/03/2026

CISA tells US orgs to implement Microsoft's recent Intune-hardening guide to prevent a repeat of the Stryker attacks www.cisa.gov/news-events/... techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/intunec...

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Best practices for securing Microsoft Intune | Microsoft Community Hub

Microsoft Intune gives IT and security teams a powerful way to manage endpoints at scale - deploying apps, enforcing security baselines, and configuring the...

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