Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 24/02/2024Pluto Nash - by Mr Heck mrheck.substack.com/p/pluto-nashmrheck.substack.comPluto Nashis a bad movie 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 23/02/2024the thing is, to get those likes you greedy fucks crave, you have to say shit people are already thinking. and what's the point of that? 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 23/02/2024tweeting is a dead medium bleeting probably moreso. i'm running the blue gums of a zombie and singing songs of michigan... nothing you shitbirds say has merit, doncha know doncha know 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024mrheck.substack.com/p/comic-bake... Supermarket Bakery 🤨 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024here I am using hashtags when hashtags don't even work #justaheckthing 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024where is sneed? if sneed joins i'll have one reader of my blueskeets. right now i have zero readers of my blueskeets. 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024why are these apples pies so fucking dry? what did they do, leave them under a dehumidifier? 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024someone updooted my blueskeet!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAGMI GUYS this is the new twitter! totally different and not just full of the exact same retarded opinions!!! 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024yeah guys it's the ground floor... it's THE NEXT TWITTER all of our inane boilerplate opinions are going to have real Market Value on the new information supereconomy.... Brought to you by Boring Tools 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024MM yes please mr president! Heap more bs taxes on us under the thin guise of helping the planet! YEsssssssssss!! Happy birthday to you! 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 12/02/2024The worm got the bird mrheck.substack.com/p/the-worm-g... #shortstory #absurd #comedy 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 11/02/2024I'll see you on the Videophone mrheck.substack.com/p/ill-see-yo... #comedy #absurd #fiction 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 11/02/2024The Dating Pool mrheck.substack.com/p/the-dating... #comedy #absurd #fiction 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 11/02/2024I keep looking for that at the local library but it's always checked out. Now I don't know what I'm doing when I go to tend the pigs. 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 11/02/2024Liberty is the first thing they rob from you with 16 years of servitude ('school') power trip extends to every medium. email a mallet to the walnut of the soul. Zoom call to touch base & suck your nutrients. -We have to know what's going on -That's not my idea so it's no good -We can't do that -No 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 11/02/2024thoughts on broken wrists mrheck.substack.com/p/thoughts-o... #comedy #absurd #philosophy 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Dilettantes flood every area until it fades and weakens and croaks. The sudden influx of 'talent' from this would surely be the final blow needed to end the industry for good. Craig, done with his lists, has now turned his hand to mercy killing... 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Cowboy Kung-fu Boogie mrheck.substack.com/p/cowboy-kun... #comedy #shortstory #absurd #substack 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 10/02/2024He Didn't Mean to Use That Bat mrheck.substack.com/p/he-didnt-m... #comedy #shortstory #absurd #substack 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Lick Rug Against the Dying Light mrheck.substack.com/p/lick-rug-a... #rant #comedy #substack 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Bug Fuckers by Mr Heck mrheck.substack.com/p/bug-fuckers #rant #comedy #substack 010 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 10/02/2024"Either subscribe, donate, or get the fuck out." -Wings of Redemption 000 0
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Dead men can't pay debts. The creditors will never catch me after I disperse past the ethereal curtain. 000 0
