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Mr Heck

@mrheck.bsky.social
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I write AAWSUM fiction absurd AAWSUM

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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Pluto Nash - by Mr Heck mrheck.substack.com/p/pluto-nash
mrheck.substack.com
Pluto Nash
is a bad movie
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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
the thing is, to get those likes you greedy fucks crave, you have to say shit people are already thinking. and what's the point of that?
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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
tweeting is a dead medium bleeting probably moreso. i'm running the blue gums of a zombie and singing songs of michigan... nothing you shitbirds say has merit, doncha know doncha know
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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
mrheck.substack.com/p/comic-bake... Supermarket Bakery 🤨
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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
here I am using hashtags when hashtags don't even work #justaheckthing
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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
where is sneed? if sneed joins i'll have one reader of my blueskeets. right now i have zero readers of my blueskeets.
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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
why are these apples pies so fucking dry? what did they do, leave them under a dehumidifier?
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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
someone updooted my blueskeet!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAGMI GUYS this is the new twitter! totally different and not just full of the exact same retarded opinions!!!
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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
yeah guys it's the ground floor... it's THE NEXT TWITTER all of our inane boilerplate opinions are going to have real Market Value on the new information supereconomy.... Brought to you by Boring Tools
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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
The worm got the bird mrheck.substack.com/p/the-worm-g... #shortstory #absurd #comedy
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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
I'll see you on the Videophone mrheck.substack.com/p/ill-see-yo... #comedy #absurd #fiction
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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
The Dating Pool mrheck.substack.com/p/the-dating... #comedy #absurd #fiction
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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
thoughts on broken wrists mrheck.substack.com/p/thoughts-o... #comedy #absurd #philosophy
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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Cowboy Kung-fu Boogie mrheck.substack.com/p/cowboy-kun... #comedy #shortstory #absurd #substack
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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
He Didn't Mean to Use That Bat mrheck.substack.com/p/he-didnt-m... #comedy #shortstory #absurd #substack
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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Lick Rug Against the Dying Light mrheck.substack.com/p/lick-rug-a... #rant #comedy #substack
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Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Bug Fuckers by Mr Heck mrheck.substack.com/p/bug-fuckers #rant #comedy #substack
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