Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 24/02/2024Pluto Nash - by Mr Heck mrheck.substack.com/p/pluto-nashmrheck.substack.comPluto Nashis a bad movie 000
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 23/02/2024the thing is, to get those likes you greedy fucks crave, you have to say shit people are already thinking. and what's the point of that? 000
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 23/02/2024tweeting is a dead medium bleeting probably moreso. i'm running the blue gums of a zombie and singing songs of michigan... nothing you shitbirds say has merit, doncha know doncha know 000
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024here I am using hashtags when hashtags don't even work #justaheckthing 000
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024where is sneed? if sneed joins i'll have one reader of my blueskeets. right now i have zero readers of my blueskeets. 000
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024why are these apples pies so fucking dry? what did they do, leave them under a dehumidifier? 000
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024someone updooted my blueskeet!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAGMI GUYS this is the new twitter! totally different and not just full of the exact same retarded opinions!!! 000
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 20/02/2024yeah guys it's the ground floor... it's THE NEXT TWITTER all of our inane boilerplate opinions are going to have real Market Value on the new information supereconomy.... Brought to you by Boring Tools 000
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 12/02/2024The worm got the bird mrheck.substack.com/p/the-worm-g... #shortstory #absurd #comedy 000
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 11/02/2024I'll see you on the Videophone mrheck.substack.com/p/ill-see-yo... #comedy #absurd #fiction 000
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 11/02/2024The Dating Pool mrheck.substack.com/p/the-dating... #comedy #absurd #fiction 000
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 11/02/2024thoughts on broken wrists mrheck.substack.com/p/thoughts-o... #comedy #absurd #philosophy 000
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Cowboy Kung-fu Boogie mrheck.substack.com/p/cowboy-kun... #comedy #shortstory #absurd #substack 000
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 10/02/2024He Didn't Mean to Use That Bat mrheck.substack.com/p/he-didnt-m... #comedy #shortstory #absurd #substack 000
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Lick Rug Against the Dying Light mrheck.substack.com/p/lick-rug-a... #rant #comedy #substack 000
Mr Heck @mrheck.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Bug Fuckers by Mr Heck mrheck.substack.com/p/bug-fuckers #rant #comedy #substack 010