Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Deadline fast approaching (8am, Friday 25th September). A fantastic opportunity for the right candidate. DM for more information/questions. 000
Reposted by Mumin HumayunMr John @mr-john.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Our existing policy was phones off, locked in tutor rooms from arrival until end of day. We now have the pouches, which has all but stopped the regular offenders. Seems sensible, but can imagine a big change for some schools, going from possibly relaxed attitudes to zero tolerance. 111
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 15/09/2026How is this going in your setting? (responses welcome from school leaders and classroom teacher and pastoral staff) 110
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I mean, a 14g crisp packet doesnt even touch the sides... 031
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Putting on my new trousers with the elasticated waist this morning...static.klipy.comAir Airs: Man's Happy MomentALT: Air Airs: Man's Happy Moment 000
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The line between science fiction and science fact is getting thin. AI chips, autonomous systems, machines making decisions for themselves… suddenly the Terminator future doesn’t feel quite so fictional. The question isn’t whether we can. It’s whether we should. 010
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Has anyone got any biscuits? Cos it's been a biscuits kind of week so far... 000
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Start of term: - new to teaching? - new classes and set lists? - new colleagues Getting a name right - for staff and students - matters. "If I can pronounce Daithí, Fiadh and Bloem correctly...." If you don't know, ask. 031
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Nerves before the start of term? Obviously. Had them before every term since I started. But anxiety? Nah, let’s not get carried away. Sometimes nerves are just nerves. Sometimes nerves are just nerves. Not every bout of apprehension needs upgrading to ‘anxiety.’static.klipy.comSteve Harvey: I'm Just Sayin'ALT: Steve Harvey: I'm Just Sayin' 010
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 29/08/2026When Grease came out in 1978, it was set in the summer of 1959. If Grease came out today it would be set in the summer of 2007. 2007 is now as much a period piece to 2026 as 1959 was to 1978. Let that sink in. 😭 But 2007 was only last week...static.klipy.comDanny Zuko's Iconic Smile in GreaseALT: Danny Zuko's Iconic Smile in Grease 141
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Damn the person who left chewing gum on the seat I sat on last night. 110
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I only discovered today, on my drive to @parkrunUK, that Škoda is actually pronounced Shkoda. I'm starting to question everything now. 290
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 12/08/2026What's the recovery time for photokeratitis? Asking on behalf of the nation 010
Reposted by Mumin HumayunAR @psalisbury.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Last full day here, so we went for a walk. It was like Jurassic park. What a wonderfully complex and contrasting place New Zealand is. I feel like I've seen more contrasting climates, landscapes and scenery in 3 weeks than any other place I've visited.. 4452
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 10/08/20263 days to go for... ▪️the 'jumping in the air with A level results' pic ▪️the tweet from Jeremy Clarkson about his C and two Us (and that he has a fancy car) ▪️Honourable mention to the 9 year old genius (Maths or Comp Sci) ▪️Not forgetting the twins/triplets who all got 6 As 040
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Reflections from today: “It takes a village to raise a child." But let’s not ignore the other truth: it can also take a village to fail one. 030
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Reflections: confirmation bias looms large in edu-discourse. If our likes and retweets mostly reinforce what our tribe already believes, how often are we genuinely challenging our own thinking? 132
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I left this in the car side pocket a few weeks ago. Today, during a routine drive, it exploded. 220
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Football selling out too far? It's been monetised for decades. Fans have been priced out by silly ticket prices and multiple TV subscriptions, while competitions like the Champions League have been expanded to maximise revenue... it all became a product while we watched. 000
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I've realised over the last 48 hours that falling backwards and landing hard on your backside hurts a lot more in your (late, late) 40s than it ever did when you were 10. 110
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The new Black Panther, Prince T’Challa II (David Jonsson). Which means Rye Lane gets a whole new audience. 110
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Getting ready for a slow and steady parkrun Special shout-out to my playlist - some certified bangers on there. 070
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 22/07/2026So, about this week. How the summer break started... 000
Reposted by Mumin HumayunMrsVeriTea @mrsveritea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Spotted in the hedges. Consumed by the hedges. Walked back home for a container to collect more from the hedges. 😋 6361
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Blocking doesn't always mean 'I can't handle being challenged.' More often it means 'I don't want to spend my time arguing with someone I didn't choose to spend time with.' 😏 Blocking is curation, not concession. Every invitation doesn't warrant an RSVP. 160
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Thoughts this morning... Are you even really a London bus driver if you don't stop for a quick chat with the driver coming the other way....right in the middle of rush hour, while everyone else has somewhere to be? 020
Reposted by Mumin HumayunSeaWindowCraster @seawindowcraster.bsky.social · 19/07/202619th July 2026 06.10 538659
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 19/07/2026It's fascinating how the release of The Odyssey has uncovered a previously unknown army 😏 of experts in Ancient Greek literature. Apparently quite a few folk have low-key been sitting on a PhD in Homer, waiting for this exact moment... 050
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Apparently....apparently.... the 90s were not 10 years agostatic.klipy.comWow Fascinating: David Rose's Sure...ALT: Wow Fascinating: David Rose's Sure... 361
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 12/07/2026There is always that one teacher* who doesn't meet the data deadline because they left the marking till the last minute and now that person has two sets of RE papers to mark before the day is out. *me 030
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Funny how the anti-establishment brand always seems to come with establishment privileges. 010
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Reflections on the school week: "For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring." 000
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Prom comments: Boy: "I look like James Bond." Friends: "We all look like James Bond." Girl: "None of you look like James Bond...."static.klipy.comThumbs Up WonderALT: Thumbs Up Wonder 050
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 21/06/2026"Yes, you can remove your blazer." "Yes, stay out of the sun." "No, we don't have plans to air-condition the school because of the 3 day heatwave we have twice a year." 000
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I double checked everything this morning. But forgot my running belt. Which contains my parkrun barcode. Oh, my running rain jacket too. And my bottle of water. And my wallet. 040
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 06/06/2026The week wasn't easy, but like the fella below we made it. Okay, technically they went front 14 to 6 because of the hungry crow, but 6 out of 14 are still alive. 020
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Has anyone mentioned the weather yet?static.klipy.comScorchio! The Fast Show Weather ForecastALT: Scorchio! The Fast Show Weather Forecast 010
Mumin Humayun @mrh1978.bsky.social · 23/05/2026What better way to finish an exhausting and busy week, as we head off into half term, than by hosting a Qawwali evening (my first ever one). All the feels of an awesome Bon Jovi tribute concert for the aunties. 010