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Mr Fell

@mrfell.bsky.social
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I run a bookshop. If you try to buy something I will run it in the opposite direction.

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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have been asked to share my diaries on the Tumbles, and also AOOO, which is apparently an electronical repository of fiction. While I take slight issue with being called ‘fictional’, I aim to satisfy! archiveofourown.org/works/92608041/…
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theastrophysicist(nextdoor) @theastrophysicist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the unicorn that got away ... #PrincipalityChallenge I caught them with a glass of wine and AO3 on the phone in a cozy reading corner. 📚🍷They were reading "Through the Ages". I didn’t want to disturb them any further. They say hi and send lots of love! ✨🖤🤍✨ #goodomens
A unicorn – astro in an inflatable unicorn costume ;) – with a glass of wine and the phone in hand, sitting in a cozy reading corner
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Sarah · 😇🥂😈 @sarahissoftnow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"5. It looks like the world might keep on turning after all. So we might as well get it together and listen to our favourite Antichrist and follow his example. How would you use a sherbet lemon to generate energy?"
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Sarah · 😇🥂😈 @sarahissoftnow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"47. Mr. Fell once tried to use a flaming sword on a piñata, show us another, better use, for a flaming sword?"
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Miel Petite @mielpetite.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Before I left for the con, I somehow got lucky enough to be roped in by Key last minute to contribute to Mr. Fell’s Diary project. I only had basically a day within my schedule to work on it, so it’s a little rushed, but I got the chance to draw a very contented Crowley, moving into the bookshop 🥰
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
With the invaluable help of the Ratties, there is now an ‘easier-to-read’ version of my diary available to load down to your electronical devices. Should you feel moved to do so, there is a linkage for donations to @AlzResearchUK — thank you all! caspiancasillas.wixsite.com/mr-fell…
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The Ineffable Con 😇🥂😈 | AntichristMAS 12.12 @theineffablecon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
💰 AUCTION ITEM ALERT! 💰 The Ineffable Con 7's #GoodOmens auction runs between Friday 21 and Sunday 23 August. All proceeds are donated to @alzheimersresearchuk.org A pair of handmade dolls, donated by Kale! To bid: www.ebay.co.uk/usr/bethanyw...
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Slight change of plan. The diary is still to be won, but as an item in the on-the-line raffle, rather than in the auction. Anyone could win, so do remember to buy a ticket if you can! Hashytag: not actually selling a book. For charity.
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The Ineffable Con 😇🥂😈 | AntichristMAS 12.12 @theineffablecon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🎫 RAFFLE ITEM ALERT! 🎫 So... SELLING a book was eventually deemed unpalatable by @mrfell.bsky.social - so we'll be raffling this gorgeous specimen instead! Tickets for your chance to win are £1 (buy as many as you like...🐍) and are available here: app.galabid.com/tic7/items #GoodOmens
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The Ineffable Con 😇🥂😈 | AntichristMAS 12.12 @theineffablecon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
💰 AUCTION ITEM ALERT! 💰 The Ineffable Con 7's #GoodOmens auction runs between Friday 21 and Sunday 23 August. All proceeds are donated to @alzheimersresearchuk.org A posable, SQUEEKABLE Crowley by @loomey.bsky.social! To bid: www.ebay.co.uk/usr/bethanyw...
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Time for some mischief, derring-do, and creative mayhem. Join the Principality Challenge! principalitychallenge.carrd.co
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Finished in the very nick of time! The photograph really doesn’t show the glorious colours of the endpapers, created by Jess of thewhimsicalmarbler.co.uk The auction will take place over the weekend of @theineffablecon.bsky.social — the very best of luck to all who bid 💛
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The Ineffable Con 😇🥂😈 | AntichristMAS 12.12 @theineffablecon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
💰 AUCTION ITEM ALERT! 💰 The Ineffable Con 7's #GoodOmens auction runs between Friday 21 and Sunday 23 August. All proceeds are donated to @alzheimersresearchuk.org TIC's zine library is in the auction in multiple lots 👀 To bid: www.ebay.co.uk/usr/bethanyw...
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m adding some final touches to the diary before I wrap it up to send to @theineffablecon.bsky.social. If you’d like to read it but can’t take part in the auction, fear not! A decimal copy will be available on-the-line. Simply donate what you’re able and load it down to your electronical device 💛
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A.J. Crowley @serpensdiabolus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
So we've got a few days before the online Principality Challenge starts. As Aziraphale is still deep in book binding world, who has questions?
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Some busy days ahead! The printer has delivered a sturdy box of unbound pages and I must look out my needles and get to work. The finished diary — which will comprise 264 pages of observations and incidents, from before time until the present day, captivating art by
Two stacks of pages printed with notes from a meeting of the Human Development project.Soft leather in bookshop burgundy is draped over a printed page.Pages 258 and 259 of the diary, bearing line drawings of flowers and a coloured picture of Crowley and myself in our garden. A corner of page 153 reveals a snippet of text:

 “If I sound just a smidgen out of sorts, it can be attributed to the fact that instead of writing this
 entry from a vineyard overlooking the river Elsa,  I am ensconced in a…”
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think it’s about time for some fun! Crowley and I (with Rattie assistance/interference) have put our heads together to think up some activities for you. Hashytag: Principality Challenge! principalitychallenge.carrd.co
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
An unexpected treat! Thank you, @gleafer.bsky.social I don’t think I’ve ever had a ‘twink’ before…
A corner of my somewhat cluttered desk with its usual ornaments. In the foreground are several items. A very lovely drawing of Crowley and I enjoying ourselves beneath a tree, a children’s book with a dinosaur upon the cover (also illustrated by Gleafer), and a number of confections by the Hostess Bakery Company.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Time has almost run out for anyone hoping to submit a creation for #TheMischief #BookOfPride Do give it a go — a little joy goes a long way in these complicated times.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I have been deliberating, recently, over publishing more entries from my diaries over the years. Crowley was cautious at first, but supportive. We agreed that I would choose the entries and he would look through them and let me know if any seemed too risky, risqué or revealing.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A little something to brighten your Tuesday. Hashytag: We’re with you. youtu.be/5V24WA0g_X0
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The Grand Opening
YouTube video by AZ Fell
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Dr Jamie Gallagher @jamiebgall.co.uk · 02/06/2026
It’s Pride 🏳️‍🌈 Spare one repost for a small creator? 🥺 My science and sci fi pins raise money for homeless LGBTQ+ people. Just sent another £800 to @aktcharity.bsky.social bringing total to £47,521 New for Pride 2026: 🌈Scientist🌈 🏳️‍🌈🐥🦜🦅🏳️‍🌈 🌈pronouns🌈 www.jamiebgall.co.uk/shop
Pin badge “scientist” in rainbow motif Two bird pins. A series if birds sitting on a branch. Each bird is the colour of a stripe on the rainbow flag. Pronoun pins with rainbow motif:
She her 
He him 
She they 
He they 
They them An array of pride themed science and sci fi pins.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I promised that if people weren’t satisfied with the final documentary, I’d write it myself. It will take some time, as we do have rather a lot on, but this is for you if you need a little comfort today.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Some events may have been misreported, changed, obfuscated, or downright made up for the sake of plausible deniability. It’s all right. We’re here.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Time for an early night, I think. See you all very soon! And, of course, #GNUTerryPratchett
A broad-brimmed black fedora with a bee pin, resting on a carved wooden stand. A celebratory glass of milk waits beside it. In the background, an easy chair with faded wine-and-gold coloured silk upholstery nestles against a wall papered in soft gold with cherry blossom branches depicted in silhouette.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I have reluctantly been persuaded to start a ticky-tock, as the recent cinematograph appeared there unattributed, in spite of my fairly unambiguous request otherwise. I do not expect to frequent the thing, but needs must. vm.tiktok.com/ZNRpXk5rD
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The Ineffable Con 😇🥂😈 | AntichristMAS 12.12 @theineffablecon.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Thanks to everyone that took part in #RoadToGO3 tonight, we’re at 10% of our annual target! Since 2019, TIC events have raised over £70,000 for @alzheimersresearchuk.org in memory of Sir Terry. Help us keep going by donating or sharing: www.justgiving.com/page/2026tho... Thank you! 🥂
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Hello! Some time ago, I referred to an unexpected encounter that took place on the road back from Edinburgh. Thanks to the generosity and hard work of a group of wonderful artists, you can see how events unfolded in this ‘animatical’ cinematography.
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The &%#! Motorist
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I would like once again to clarify that I did /not/ actually lie to Her. I may have avoided the question, but that’s really not the same. I have put it down. Lots of times. #RoadToGO3
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
They made my feathers look terribly flimsy. i doubt I’d have been able to keep rain off anything with those…
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
An olive branch. That’s all. Just an olive branch.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If you’d like a sonnet in praise of material vehicles, however, so be it. Such worldly appetites should not arise, within a being built of thought and fire. And yet I am spurred on to Enterprise, to ask if that fine chassis is for hire. Those tires, so firm, upholstery so plush,
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I wonder if the new documentary will mention The Door?
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Louise 💛 To The Universe ✨ @louiserabeyart.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It's AMAZING. Thank you Rachel, and to everyone who put so much love and care into this. We can't wait 💛
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Crowley, the coat is too big for you. It isn’t your style. Not to mention that it’s /my/ coat.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It’s going to be all right. Just wait and see.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
In an ascetic white room stands a white table, upon which are set a number of objects. 

A large white book marked with a Heavenly emblem and the words ‘The Second Coming’ stands at the back. Lying in front are a sheet of paper, a pale blue glass dip-pen, a small bottle of golden liquid and a small black bowl plated on the inside with gold. A gladius-shaped letter-opener lies across the mouth of the bowl, and a Heaven-issued device resembling a cleverphone glows with blue light.

On the page, written in gold are the words ‘Every day it’s getting closer’.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
kikat hehe
Two half-drunk glasses of wine and some several dozen bars of what we shall charitably describe as ‘chocolate’-covered wafers, with one partially-consumed bar lying open in the foreground.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
What is ‘kitkat’, and why are these boxes blocking off my store room?
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Our final fortunate fan is @coxy77.bsky.social — congratulations! Please furnish me with your address and a book and bookplate shall be yours.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Almost finished preparing these books for their journeys to new homes, and I almost forgot! One of our original winners very kindly gave up their prize, having acquired another copy in the meantime. I will be drawing one more name from our original pool of entrants tonight.
Two copies of Good Omens (The graphical novel) by Colleen Doran carefully wrapped in tissue paper and ribbons, and secured with a gold seal.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
For those unable to use the ‘ooh-er’ code, it leads here… youtu.be/UvBZ0_3KCLI Shush, Crowley — the goat, as you say — is undeniably out of the bag.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
One finds all sorts of things looking for useful postal boxes…
A dark, polished table cluttered with copies of the Good Omens graphic novel, packaging materials, envelopes and labels. A yellow feather duster lurks nearby.

On the smaller stack of books stands a glass ball — a snow globe — but, instead of a snowy scene, it contains a darkened rocky landscape and a deep, shimmering night sky filled with stars. Two figures stand on a path, one in black robes, the other in white. A herd of goats forage peacefully around them.

A sheet of flimsy, age-mottled paper in the foreground appears to be a sheet from an old receipt pad, bearing an engraving of the bookshop in one corner and a list of products and services in the other. The page has been used to scribble the following note, which reads as follows:

‘Mr Crowley.

Hello! I hope you’re well. I am well. 

I found this when I was organising the Diary Room, which I am definitely not allowed in (and neither are you according to the Instructions), but I ran out of other things to organise and the Metatron said I was to keep busy. 

I don’t think it’s supposed to be Earthside, but I thought you might know a special reason for it being here. I’m not meant to talk to ~~Supreme Archangel Azir~~ Mr Fell, but I think he’d want you to keep it safe until he comes back.

From Inspector Constable Muriel, 37th Level Scrivener, Temporary Bookshop Proprietor, Gold Star.’

Behind the note, a post-it branded with a tasteful orange logo — ‘Brown’s World of Carpets’ — has been left propped against the snow globe. The writing is Crowley’s — angular black scrawl. ‘Shouldn’t leave this lying about.’ It’s signed with a single X.

At the lower right corner is a QR code, leading to the following address…

https://youtu.be/UvBZ0_3KCLI
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
So sorry to have kept everyone waiting! The names have been drawn — will the winners please send me an electronical letter to mrfell@azfellandco.uk with your name and address, and I shall make arrangements to have your books sent to you.
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The bookshop always looks strange with no lights on.
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Illustory 🌈✨ @illustoryart.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
3 days before my birthday, and to be honest, I'm at my lowest. We just got quite a disappointing update on our immigration case. It's not a rejection yet, but the chances don't look good. My savings are running out, and we can't work in France. So I'm going to run a big originals sale on my b-day ❤️‍🩹
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Mr Fell @mrfell.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Having reviewed my stocks, I’ve determined that I have fifteen copies of the Good Omens graphical novel, wonderfully illustrated by @colleendoran.bsky.social, to spare. In the interests of trying to be as fair as possible, if you would like to enter the ‘I-gave-it-away’ please read on…
Several copies of the Good Omens graphical novel set out next to a patterned china plate where a generous slice of angel cake is sitting chummily with some devilled eggs. A tray of winged mugs, including one labelled ‘Jim’s Mug’, stand in the background.
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