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Mark

@mrelms71.bsky.social
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Married to Clare. Love Bob Dylan, films, Zelda. Hate AI. #BHAFC

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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 2h
I don’t think they’re *supposed* to be for dead people. They *are* for dead people.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 4h
Looks like it was filmed with the daytime tv Doctors cameras though!
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 17h
This is always the way. The Traitors is a game of two halves. The chaotic opening half where there are too many people and it’s wild. Then about halfway through numbers get whittled down and the serious gameplay can start. #celebritytraitors
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Huge fan of both those films right here!
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Agree the lack of football discourse on here is annoying. I used to run a Brighton Simpsons fan account on Twitter that was (very, very) mildly successful - but that sort of thing just doesn’t appear to appeal to a BlueSky audience, sadly. As far as I can tell, also, it’s harder to run 2 accounts.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I find the attitude of some #ManCity fans really misguided. “You can’t take these feelings away from us” etc.. *We’re* not taking anything away. Your own club has done this to you. By cheating.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was later sacked for being unable to construct a coherent sentence.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not sure anyone would’ve thought you meant the Sylvester Stallone remake.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is, perhaps, the worst piece of “journalism” I’ve ever read. It is so badly written, it’s almost incomprehensible. And the Sky Sports reporter guilty, Rob Dorsett, has genuinely used the word “angrifying”. Do they not have editors at Sky? Presumably not, given the absolute state of this.
That was it. That was THE England performance. The one we all knew they were capable of. The one that the captain, Harry Kane, had repeatedly told us was lurking just under the surface, but which he knew they hadn’t quite been able to sustain for a full 90 minutes. 

When it came, for the 100 fans watching in the stadium and the millions at home, it was thrilling, inspiring and fulfilling. 

But was also a grifting, for every England supporter.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s a lovely programme. Some people are miserable fucks.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, cos that’ll make #ManCity look less guilty. 🙄
The United Arab Emirates has reportedly warned the UK government it could cancel major investments in the country after Manchester City were found guilty by an independent commission - The Guardian
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think Eyes Wide Shut is a masterpiece. 🤷‍♂️
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They keep referring to it as a ‘Premier League commission’ when it is, in fact, an ‘independent commission’. This may seem pedantic, but in a case like this language is crucial and if a basic mistake like this keeps being made then it’s difficult to have faith in anything Man City present.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fact that Manchester City can’t even refer to the correct type of commission in all their statements makes me wonder if they’ve really got a handle on all this business. #ManCity
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
America is so fucked.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Release the Pepstein files!
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also, the Premier League themselves have shown that they’re incompetent at best. Asleep at the wheel barely covers it.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s such a shame (though not surprising) that the sporting integrity of the league is so consistently considered an afterthought. Release the Pepstein files!
Man City charges: Premier League executives would be ‘staggered’ if clubs vote for expulsion as punishment.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Release the Pepstein files!
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m surprised by the sheer amount of people who seem to brag about not reading. And not watching films with subtitles. I mean, I’d be embarrassed to admit it.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Release the Pepstein files!
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Release the Pepstein files!
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Release the Pepstein files!
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One will be druv.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A crying shame.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They also erroneously refer to a “Premier League Commission”. It’s an independent commission
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Infantino wasn’t such a cunt the sheer brass neck on the guy might be impressive. #FIFA
Gianni Infantino: FIFA accuses European football chiefs of ‘harassment’ against world governing body’s president.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think some people need to accept that some other people like just like Star Wars. It seems like it’s a cool thing to bitch on big, popular things. I like Star Wars. I liked Nolan’s Odyssey. I like all series of Game of Thrones. It’s fine to like things. 🤷‍♂️
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He was fantastic in The Terror. You, of course, are just fantastic.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This will be the biggest problem.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You love AI?
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They have, they don’t care.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Probably deletion as a club.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The greatest concert film of them all.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gross, Gross, and Gross.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A tattoo is for the person being tattooed and no one else.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why isn’t boxing banned?
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wow. Thats a cover.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A rhino is to a bookshelf what plant seeds are to the Olympic Games.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
An unhinged bot, at that 😂
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BlueSky is a weird place sometimes. Different weird to Twitter. But weird nonetheless.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s so weird! 😂 What an odd post to comment on as well.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I would suggest if you don’t know what something means, don’t make a big thing of it because it just makes you look silly. 😂
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I mean, that’s literally the correct use of gaslighting 😂
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What are you on about?
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This 👇🏻 Are we just the best team in the league now? #BHAFC
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Was worried about the direction of this one. I’ll take the air pod licking.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is truly a monstrosity.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He is FANTASTIC on the US Traitors.
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