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Married to Clare. Love Bob Dylan, films, Zelda. Hate AI. #BHAFC

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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 15h
This is always the way. The Traitors is a game of two halves. The chaotic opening half where there are too many people and it’s wild. Then about halfway through numbers get whittled down and the serious gameplay can start. #celebritytraitors
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I find the attitude of some #ManCity fans really misguided. “You can’t take these feelings away from us” etc.. *We’re* not taking anything away. Your own club has done this to you. By cheating.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is, perhaps, the worst piece of “journalism” I’ve ever read. It is so badly written, it’s almost incomprehensible. And the Sky Sports reporter guilty, Rob Dorsett, has genuinely used the word “angrifying”. Do they not have editors at Sky? Presumably not, given the absolute state of this.
That was it. That was THE England performance. The one we all knew they were capable of. The one that the captain, Harry Kane, had repeatedly told us was lurking just under the surface, but which he knew they hadn’t quite been able to sustain for a full 90 minutes. 

When it came, for the 100 fans watching in the stadium and the millions at home, it was thrilling, inspiring and fulfilling. 

But was also a grifting, for every England supporter.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, cos that’ll make #ManCity look less guilty. 🙄
The United Arab Emirates has reportedly warned the UK government it could cancel major investments in the country after Manchester City were found guilty by an independent commission - The Guardian
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fact that Manchester City can’t even refer to the correct type of commission in all their statements makes me wonder if they’ve really got a handle on all this business. #ManCity
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s such a shame (though not surprising) that the sporting integrity of the league is so consistently considered an afterthought. Release the Pepstein files!
Man City charges: Premier League executives would be ‘staggered’ if clubs vote for expulsion as punishment.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One will be druv.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Infantino wasn’t such a cunt the sheer brass neck on the guy might be impressive. #FIFA
Gianni Infantino: FIFA accuses European football chiefs of ‘harassment’ against world governing body’s president.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think some people need to accept that some other people like just like Star Wars. It seems like it’s a cool thing to bitch on big, popular things. I like Star Wars. I liked Nolan’s Odyssey. I like all series of Game of Thrones. It’s fine to like things. 🤷‍♂️
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This 👇🏻 Are we just the best team in the league now? #BHAFC
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is music for people who don’t like music. Can’t say I’m sad to see his whole tour come crumbling down.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ffs 😂 #BHAFC
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well, that was fucking brilliant. #BHAFC
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Stop the count for goal of the season. Lewis Dunk, take a bow. #BHAFC
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bob Dylan Laura Marling Dropkick Murphys The Pogues Billy Bragg Oasis Frank Turner Gomez Beans on Toast Johnny & Lillie Flynn
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Isildur Says No - Lord of the Rings
Alt: Isildur Says No - Lord of the Rings
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sad to learn of the death of Tim Curry. He was a great screen presence and brilliantly versatile. His dedication to voice work in animation was commendable. His scenes in Home Alone 2 are the best things in that awful film. I always loved his work as Petrov in The Hunt For Red October, personally.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just had my first cup of ambition of the day.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Goodnight, Dolly. Clearly, she was a phenomenal human being.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I used to work at the @princecharlescinema.com. It was the best job I ever had and is a place of serious cultural importance to many Londoners. Please help save it!
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not been impressed with Cozier-Duberry at all, I’m afraid. #BHAFC
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I wonder if the #BHAFC players will refund me the £12 I spent on this stream? 😂
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Decent, probing half from Albion. Osman the bright spark. A goal or two in the second you be deserved. #BHAFC
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mad to think that at 36, Tromsø manager Jørgen Vik is the younger of the two managers this evening. #BHAFC
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Absolutely loving these pre-match songs from the Tromsø fans. Looks like a brilliant occasion. Come on, the Albion!! 🔵⚪️ #BHAFC
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s like bloody 2001: A Space Odyssey out here. #Eclipse
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#BHAFC to play Cluj or Tromsø in the Europa Conference League Qualifying round. #UECL Exciting times!
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Honestly, fuck off Chelsea.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Watched #TheSheepDetectives the other day. After the amazing trailer, the actual film was a crushing disappointment. Like a sub-par Balamory episode. Baaaaaad.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I would say I feel sorry for the people of Clacton, but they really brought this on themselves by electing Farage in the first place.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Imagine how much of a cunt you have to be when *Nigel Farage* isn’t right wing enough for you.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Roses are red Farage is a cunt
The National front page with the headline CAREER POLITICIAN DRAGS UK INTO CYNICAL STUNT
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wasn’t worth it. #FuckOffFarage
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Was he the MP for Clacton?? #FuckOffFarage
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I literally can wear watches and jewellery on the street. #FuckOffFarage
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh there we are, the boats. #FuckOffFarage
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My thoughts exactly. He is despicable.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
People throw milkshakes at you because you are simply a cunt #FuckOffFarage
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So, you had a vision and a dream about making a political difference, but now you’re being held to account it’s too difficult.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Big, big Brent energy. #FuckOffFarage
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Stop rambling and get to the fucking point of you fucking off #FuckOffFarage
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Delighted to see the USA dumped out of the World Cup. Tr*mp’s scandalous intervention and FIFA’s shameful cosying up to him have, thankfully, not been allowed to affect the sporting integrity of the competition. Congratulations, Belgium - who clearly understood the assignment. #USABEL #FIFAWorldCup
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This has been an absolutely bananas game of football. #BELSEN
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
England struggled to break down a well-drilled side who executed their game plan to perfection. Happens. (See Spain v Cape Verde). Ghana will prove to be the toughest test of this group. I’m certain England will beat Panama comfortably and finish top. #FifaWorldCup #England
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hottest day of the year yesterday, yet I was chilled to the bone. For some reason I decided this secluded Sussex field was the perfect spot to start the second series of @gralefrit.bsky.social’s snd @willmac23.bsky.social’s sensational Broken Veil. How wrong I was. Had to go home. Proper chilling.
A shepherd’s hut and bench in a Sussex field overlooking rolling fields and the Sussex downs in the background. A gloriously hot day. Beautiful. And yet…
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
ITV made us go without Clive Tyldesley for Sam Matterface. Never forget that. Never forgive that. #ENGCRO
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
2025 - The Ballad of Wallis Island (12) Directed by James Griffiths #FilmSky #AFilmEachYear #TheBalladOfWallisIsland
Film poster for The Ballad of Wallis Island.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I swear, since the advent of AI useful tools have become shitter. Honestly, what the fuck is this??
Outlook’s autocorrect feature trying to change there “THERE” to their “THEIR” erroneously.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
2024 - All Of Us Strangers (15) Directed by Andrew Haigh #FilmSky #AFilmEachYear #AllOfUsStrangers
Film poster for All Of Us Strangers.
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Mark @mrelms71.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
2023 - The Boy and the Heron (12) Directed by Hayao Miyazaki #FilmSky #AFilmEachYear #TheBoyAndTheHeron
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