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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I saw your now deleted post. I believe waiting and thinking before speaking on a lot of topics would be a wise choice.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

RIP Dolly Parton. Fuck you, Jolene.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

One game in and already gambling. Come on County! 🖤🧡

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It is July 2010. I am 17 years old. Spain has just won the World Cup, and I am playing Call Of Duty: Black Ops whilst listening to Nostalgia Critic videos

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I have already strongly considered (but not committed to) getting 48 - 12 - 60 tattooed on my left forearm in Roman numerals for my Seattle Seahawks. If England actually manage to win this World Cup I'll have no choice but to double up with 66 - 26 on the other arm 😂

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I just realised Woody Allen has outlived my Nan. What's the Grim Reapers number? I need to have words with him

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Shame to see West Ham go down like this. They deserved to stay more today.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

It may have been a mistake to check through the drunk texts I sent to my poor unsuspecting girlfriend. Not pictured is my ellaborate conspiracy theory that Channing Tatum is a closet bisexual...

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Last night I got drunk and tried watching St. Trinians. When I saw Russell Brand play a scummy teacher who gives alcohol to teenage girls and actively pursues them... I saw red. Now my girlfriend has several drunk videos of me going on mad rants about that nonce and calling him a cunt many times.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

It'll defo give off this vibe

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

The last day of this season has been one of the most stressful I've ever encountered. But in a way it was one of the best. Our last few games this season gives me hope for the future. I think Fuchs has done very well and I'm hopeful we can do better next year especially how we ended this time.

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1912 Exiles: Newport County podcast @1912exiles.com · 02/05/2026

And our Football League survival will be secured in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… (sorry Barrow) #ncafc 🧡🖤 #BarrowAFC #WeAreBarrow ⚪️🔵

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Brb, off to protect the President

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

#ncafc I miss the NFL.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Crawley lost. Barrow lost. This singular point maybe one of the most important come season end. I'm happy for that piece of hope.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

36 hours after the 3rd divorce kicks in

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

The nWo was my first introduction to wrestling as a child. I still believe they were the perfect dark cartoon super villains to introduce a new fan even past their peak. To me it felt like WCW was Gotham City, Sting was Batman and the nWo were the assorted villains that had taken over.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Funny how the most MAGA dickhead I've ever (briefly) known was a Commanders fan

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

When the really sad song from Muppet's Christmas Carol comes on as your wrapping presents. So you try to stop your tears messing up the wrapping paper...

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Ever since this episode came out my girlfriend has wondered why I pronounce the word "Push" as "POOuSH"

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I think we'll get Flynn and I'm leaning towards wanting Flynn. One thing Newport's been dying for lately is old school local passion. Has Flynn shown success outside of 'Port? No. But I think the man from Pill would hate to see County drop. If someone can bring that fire to this team, it's him.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Pictured: Paul "Triple H" Levesque in a Riyadh prison circa April 2027 after the Saudi Royal Family found the clip from WWF RAW where he said he was "bi lots of things"

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

When you, a Newport County supporter, text your Cheltenham Town supporting friend and accidentally summon a manager sack.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

I feel like a parent whose kid has lied to me and said the Dog was the one who poured milk over the carpet. I'm beyond anger, I am numb with disapppointment. That late rally is like the kid doing cleaning jobs around the house to make up for it; It's too little too late, kid. I'm still hurt.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Eh, It fooled me and I enjoyed that it fooled me. I think it sets up some potential matches quite nicely. CM Punk naturally goes after Rollins. McIntyre can laugh at Punk for losing the same title he did the same way. LA Knight can claim a title shot via his SNME win and Gunther still looks strong.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I've generally looked it as: In kayfabe there are no rules to this match. There are still laws preventing attempted murder. A wrestler could bring a gun... but they would still be sentenced afterwards Also not to be that guy... but Kyle Fletcher's Aussie, therefore no 2nd Amendment rights for him

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Is this a bad time to mention that I predicted Spain to win the Women's Euros since the start of the tournament...? .... Either way, Come on England! It's coming home!

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Honestly.... How has Ric Flair managed to outlive Hulk Hogan?

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Putting beers in my room tonight for the beer thief. Rest in peace Ozzy Osbourne

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Never felt more personally attacked in my life. Though I will say! Playing Metal Gear Solid 3 infers the ownership of a PS2 regardless. The PS2 should be switched out for the Xiao Xiao cartoons on Newgrounds... or just Newgrounds in general.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

If I remember right - Woody was rare because he still had his hat? A toy accessory as small as that would bound to be lost/damaged on a bunch of other Woody's over the decades. I think that could be it.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Even if he was too old to wrestle - which he clearly wasn't - they've released a potential trainer to specialise in comedy for the performance center. Baffling decision!

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Inglorious Basterds is Quentin Tarantino's Best Film.

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