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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

RIP Dolly Parton. Fuck you, Jolene.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

One game in and already gambling. Come on County! 🖤🧡

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It is July 2010. I am 17 years old. Spain has just won the World Cup, and I am playing Call Of Duty: Black Ops whilst listening to Nostalgia Critic videos

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I have already strongly considered (but not committed to) getting 48 - 12 - 60 tattooed on my left forearm in Roman numerals for my Seattle Seahawks. If England actually manage to win this World Cup I'll have no choice but to double up with 66 - 26 on the other arm 😂

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I just realised Woody Allen has outlived my Nan. What's the Grim Reapers number? I need to have words with him

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Shame to see West Ham go down like this. They deserved to stay more today.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

It may have been a mistake to check through the drunk texts I sent to my poor unsuspecting girlfriend. Not pictured is my ellaborate conspiracy theory that Channing Tatum is a closet bisexual...

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Last night I got drunk and tried watching St. Trinians. When I saw Russell Brand play a scummy teacher who gives alcohol to teenage girls and actively pursues them... I saw red. Now my girlfriend has several drunk videos of me going on mad rants about that nonce and calling him a cunt many times.

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1912 Exiles: Newport County podcast @1912exiles.com · 02/05/2026

And our Football League survival will be secured in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… (sorry Barrow) #ncafc 🧡🖤 #BarrowAFC #WeAreBarrow ⚪️🔵

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Brb, off to protect the President

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

#ncafc I miss the NFL.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

36 hours after the 3rd divorce kicks in

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Funny how the most MAGA dickhead I've ever (briefly) known was a Commanders fan

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

When the really sad song from Muppet's Christmas Carol comes on as your wrapping presents. So you try to stop your tears messing up the wrapping paper...

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

When you, a Newport County supporter, text your Cheltenham Town supporting friend and accidentally summon a manager sack.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Is this a bad time to mention that I predicted Spain to win the Women's Euros since the start of the tournament...? .... Either way, Come on England! It's coming home!

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Honestly.... How has Ric Flair managed to outlive Hulk Hogan?

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Putting beers in my room tonight for the beer thief. Rest in peace Ozzy Osbourne

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Never felt more personally attacked in my life. Though I will say! Playing Metal Gear Solid 3 infers the ownership of a PS2 regardless. The PS2 should be switched out for the Xiao Xiao cartoons on Newgrounds... or just Newgrounds in general.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Inglorious Basterds is Quentin Tarantino's Best Film.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

I will honestly never forgive Budweiser for taking over the brewing of San Miguel in the UK.... and destroying my favourite beer. You deserve peasants deaths.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

The new Pope's from Chicago is he...?

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

I'm just saying.... In wrestling, if you win the last match then you win the feud.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

If Wrexham get automatic promotion by beating my Dad's team I am going to go absolutely feral.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

How the British media report on Ryan Reynolds (and Rob McElhenney) attending Wrexham matches.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

If I had a time machine... I would go back to 2001 and tell Seth McFarlane to make the flight.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I genuinely believe this to be the case. The reason Trump is imposing tariffs of 20% on the EU and the lesser 10% on the UK is so it allows Nigel Farage to brag about Brexit benefiting the UK and helping his future election bid. Which would allow for Trump and PM Farage to sell off the NHS...

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 03/04/2025

Most of us today

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Watching Scott Pilgrim VS. The World months before my 32nd birthday. I remember a time when this insult was funny because "28" seemed like a comically old age...

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Captain's Log. Start Date 23/03/2025. Another friend in work has mistaken me for being Welsh because I wear a Newport County hoodie in. They cannot find out. If those Liverpool supporting Welsh lads find out I'm a Newport County supporting Englishman.... they may be confused.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

I was enjoying watching the trailer for the next series of Black Mirror... ... Till I saw the lad in the Wrexham shirt ...

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

I have maintained a good record for 14 years at predicting Oscar winners at around 66%. Last night destroyed my average with 7/23 and I.... honestly don't know what to do with myself. Villain era begins now...

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

As we watch the #Oscars tonight. Please keep Lt. Frank Drebin in your thoughts. Not only did this brave man prevent a terrorist attack at the 1994 Academy Awards but nine months later he would chase down OJ Simpson in a local hospital. A True Hero.

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Elliot Baker @mrejbaker.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

This just means Right-Wing grifters on youtube talking about movies will spiral into panic and just start blaming black and LGBTQ+ actors directly instead of using their scapegoat.

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