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Mr Doobie

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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 19h
Gym, eh?
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 19h
As our hero George Takei would say - oh my.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The Trilogy of Terror
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
What’s up with that jacket? Oof.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Nah. Go for the gusto and mainline smack.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Whadda dick
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I will see your Scaramucci and raise you two.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I think I’m in love 💕
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mainlining the Orange Kool Aid has that kind of effect
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
From yer lips to Allah’s ears asshole.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
With songs like “One” and “Don’t Tread On Me” Metallica’s James Hetfield is the typical rocker that had high ideals and rage who then turned into “I got mine” conservative fuck.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We can only hope.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Funny how Putin killing Ukrainian citizens doesn’t get a peep out of this turd but Zelensky bombing data centers has “gone too far”. The world will be a better place when someone finally Luigis this schmuck.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Municipal dump
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s obvious that Joe just wanted to put it all behind us but unfortunately didn’t count on Elmo “helping” to get the Orange Menace elected again.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A true patriot
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nah. Fuck dat guy.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Benedict Arnold has nothing on Donald Trump.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That ass has effectively cheapened the office of POTUS.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He can cut down all of the trees he wants and he’ll still slice or hook every drive because he’s still the world’s most famous shitty golfer.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jeezus. I just found out that this douchebag is only 50 years old. Evil sure does age a person.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Apparently Nancy Mace understands the nuances of how a gangbang can be misconstrued as rape. I guess something has to be said for firsthand experience.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I suggest he should volunteer for a practice run.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can literally see orange feces dripping from his nose
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why was I chosen to live in this idiotic time in history?
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump Accounts is actually the code name for The Mother of All Grifts.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rich MAGA women do not understand the concept of growing old gracefully.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Susan Dell’s husband is worth in excess of $280 billion. I don’t know which is more obscene - the cost or the result of that facial “improvement”.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As sucky as the Phillies were this year, they would have at least given the Dodgers a competitive series unlike those loser Braves. Chop this assholes.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rope manufacturers are gonna be working overtime
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If Iran takes the Mango Mussolini up on his suggestion - he, his family, his cabinet, his enablers and every fucking red hat wearing toady should consider themselves fair game. But don’t look at me - I don’t make the rules.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dear Iran,
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whoopedeefuckingdoo
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh. They’ll want to take advantage of that bent over position, if you know what I mean.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Arbeit macht frei
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trea Turner is an obnoxiously rich loser.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Where the fuck do these assholes come up with stuff?
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lot of the world’s ills would have been solved if a strategically aimed missile was part of this photo shoot.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Didn’t take long for the Braves fans to show their racism with that stupid tomahawk chop “war chant”.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Dalton better be off the fucking roster by next week. I could have done what he did and for less money. #FlyEaglesFly
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine the world without these three assholes.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nah. He always looks like that.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This aged terribly
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rope-A-Dope trying to get the personal foul.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big thanks to the NFL for effectively taking Jalen Hurts out of the game when he was obviously fine only to have our ancient backup throw an INT in the end zone.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When he finally dies, bury him in it and rename it the Donald Trump Memorial Urinal.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe RFK Jr can offer some advice.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
MAGA never learns.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Benny Johnson (apropos surname) has the world’s most punchable face.
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