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Mr Doobie

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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trea Turner is an obnoxiously rich loser.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Didn’t take long for the Braves fans to show their racism with that stupid tomahawk chop “war chant”.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Dalton better be off the fucking roster by next week. I could have done what he did and for less money. #FlyEaglesFly
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big thanks to the NFL for effectively taking Jalen Hurts out of the game when he was obviously fine only to have our ancient backup throw an INT in the end zone.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No unsportsmanlike penalty on Cam Ward for taunting after a TD. I guess we can see how this is going go today. #FlyEaglesFly
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If people would bother to view all of the other photos used in the Converse Karina ad campaign they’d think that this one image is a nothing burger and not a subliminal KKK message that someone manufactured in their creative deficient brain.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stolen from FB.
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RiseUp!! (Formerly Maskup) @maskup.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lake America
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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ksrnow @ksrnow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Life is unfair. Dolly dies yet that fat orange fuck still lives.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The idea that the Orange Shitgibbon has no clue that the Great Lakes were named by the indigenous people who inhabited much of North America for millennia just goes to show he has never read a history book or any book for that matter in his entire miserable life. #LakeAmerica
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Apparently in the real world America Spider-Man is the criminal.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Is he dead yet?
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres 🎵 The Beatles The Ramones Slightly Stoopid
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Can’t he just die already?
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m hoping Joe Biden can hold out long enough to see that Orange Asshole die before he does. 🙏☠️🍊🫏🕳️
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I have a relative who lives in Louisville and I asked her why do the people of Kentucky seem to elect the biggest assholes to the Senate. She basically told me that the rest of the state are uneducated morons.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Adios, Lindsey Graham. Don’t let the hatch hit you on the head on yer way down.🔥😈🔥
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
For context, one of Trump’s stupid Freedom Fuel grift stations in PA is right up the road from his staged McDonald’s drive-thru cosplay location.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
These ESPN announcers for the Phillies/Reds game suck major donkey dick.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Is he dead yet?
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Jeff Terflinger @jeff-terflinger.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Article II, Section 4 of the U.S. Constitution. Look it up.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Why is Congress wasting time and taxpayer dollars trying to legislate college athletics when there are more dire issues at hand, mainly removing that fat orange fuck from office before he royally fucks us all up our collective asses?
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Wouldn’t it be hilarious if the algae-infested Reflecting Pool grift be the thing that finally takes Trump down?
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’d like to take a moment and wish Donald Trump a very Happy Last Birthday.🎂🖕🏼
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Trea Turner is the Second Coming of Roger Dorn.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We all know the reason why the Knicks lost. 🍊💩🫟
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I swear the Toronto Bluejays pump in the crowd noise at their stadium. No baseball crowd constantly makes that much noise especially for a third place team. #Phillies #RingTheBell
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I’m getting so tired of the MSM reporting on all of these alleged assassination attempts. When someone finally gets the job done properly that’s when they can inform me.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Much like how traffic lights aren’t installed at certain intersections until someone gets killed the same should go for bunkered ballrooms.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Can’t he just die already?
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I get it now. He has a bug up his ass about windmills because he thinks they generate wind. 💨👨‍🦲
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Drew Webb 🏳️‍🌈 @archeryfan93.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The first Trump phones have shipped #Shitforbrains
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I long for the days that I didn’t know or care about the Strait of Hormuz.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
HEY FETTERMAN! YINZ THIS!
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A kindly reminder to inform John Fetterman to FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF!
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The president of the United States is an asshole.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Y’know, I kinda like this Trump thinking he’s Jesus thing. We all know how that story turned out. But let’s stop right before the resurrection finale.
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I read somewhere on here that people can’t wait for Trump to get the Mussolini treatment. This begs the questions: Which city gets the honor of dragging him around in their streets? Will there be some sort of lottery?
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Mr Doobie @mrdoobie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I often wonder, if National Lampoon was still around, would it be as funny and ludicrous as our current reality?
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