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Dave "The Knave" White

@mrdestructicity.bsky.social
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If bacon SPAM has bacon in it, and Korean BBQ SAM has Korean BBQ in it...
Hello Kitty SPAM
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Benjamin Stevenson has officially run out of ideas. @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
Screenshot of Luke O'Neil's "Welcome to Hell World" newsletter, featuring an article with the title "Everyone in this book is a human being"
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
NGL, this worries me a little.
A ten day weather forecast which only shows the next four days
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Very specifically this Jughead digest. I don't know if it made a lasting impression, other than confusing me whenever Jughead was not the main character in other Archies. And maybe starting a lifelong fascination with. Cosmo the Merry Martian.
The cover of JUGHEAD JONES COMIC DIGEST #16 (1981).
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sometimes you just have to take joy from the simple things in life.
A digital display on an oven that says "Bake 420"
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I've been making pork roll sandwiches for breakfast all week but screw it, pork roll is for lunch now too. (The buffalo wing hot cheddar helps.)
a pork roll sandwich with buffalo wing hot cheddar cheese on a brioche slider roll
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
The cast of 1993 TV flop "Space Rangers"
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
My POURF shirt from @aardrian.bsky.social arrived in the mail yesterday!
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Someone exposed our StateRep to a gavelstone so he evolved into a CountyJudge and that means SPECIAL ELECTION BAYBEE!
A scruffy looking idiot wearing a yellow knit beanie with an "I Voted" sticker on it
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Guys I don't know if I trust the Secretary's new food pyramid.
the insane robot Box from LOGAN'S RUN, saying "Fish and plankton and sea greens and protein from the sea"
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It will hit 60 degrees in Pittsburgh today. The only places you should be seeing snow are the dark corners where the sun never shines, and the remnants of once-grand piles in parking lots. Tell that to the rivers, though.
the Rachel Carson Bridge in Pittsburgh, spanning the Allegheny River (which is still clogged with ice)
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
And thus was born one of the campaign's big bads, a very unconventional lich... Festhor the Tree-cromancer. The idea of a vengeful demi-god stuck in the form of a decorative flowering shrub still makes me goggle to this day.
a lich made out of flowers a lich made out of flowersa lich made out of flowersa lich made out of flowers
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Went around to the other side of the stadium on the way home. Maz here looks like he's slipped on a patch of black ice.
A statue of Bill Mazeroski at PNC Park, its base covered in snow
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Heroes in the snow.
The Roberto Clemente statue at PNC Park, covered in snowThe Willie Stargell statue at PNC Park, covered in snowThe Willie Stargell statue at PNC Park, covered in snow (close-up)
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Today's sad sight: this 20-year-old banner for the 2006 MLB All-Star Game, which is still up for some reason.
a very faded banner for the 2006 MLB All-Star Game, hanging tattered on the side of a yellow brick building
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
What a strange thing to bump into on your way into the office.
a small forklift in front of PNC Park, transporting a sign that says "the roger" (presumably part of a larger sign that says "raise the jolly roger")
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
One side of the invitation was 3D (and I did send out glasses with it). Because I knew my mother would complain the other side looked normal (but glowed in the dark).
A wedding invitation in anaglyphic 3d.
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I had almost forgotten how weird my wedding ephemera was.
A Fantastic Four themed wedding invitation and response card, and a comic book themed wedding program
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Repost with an iconic fictional band
The cover of the Bloom County collection "Billy and the Boingers Bootleg" featuring Bill the Cat dressed as a glam rock superstar
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Yes on retention!
A white man with an I VOTED sticker on his forehead
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
They were not kidding when they said these were small.
a teaspoon tomato, just under a centimeter in diameter
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I think this rapidly gentrifying neighborhood has a Vault in it somewhere but nothing is showing up on my minimap.
A banner in Pittsburgh's Allentown neighborhood, with a stylized "A" that looks like the Vault symbol from Borderlands
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
When you're right, you're right.
A photo of me in a mirror, wirh "you're like really pretty" over it in neon lights
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Was not expecting to see Jack Wilson play short for a few innings so that was a pleasant surprise.
A can of Savannah Banana Beer, at PNC Park in Pittsburgh
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Hey LEGO peeps, are all the F1 CMFs supposed to be like this? This is the first one I've built and it seems wrong somehow.
a LEGO F1 collectible minifigure, heavily modified with Hidden Side of parts to turn it into a ghost car
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Some close ups of the minis.
Morticia, barbarian babeCrystal-powered Warlock's thrallThe shivering shriver
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Been a while since I posted a MOC so... RANDOM ENCOUNTER: Deep in the catacombs Morticia is about to bump into the Warlock's Thrall, unaware that a slithering shriver is watching and waiting to devour the victor...

RANDOM ENCOUNTER: Deep in the catacombs Morticia is about to bump into the Warlock's Thrall, unaware that a slithering shriver is watching and waiting to devour the victor...
RANDOM ENCOUNTER: Deep in the catacombs Morticia is about to bump into the Warlock's Thrall, unaware that a slithering shriver is watching and waiting to devour the victor...
RANDOM ENCOUNTER: Deep in the catacombs Morticia is about to bump into the Warlock's Thrall, unaware that a slithering shriver is watching and waiting to devour the victor...
RANDOM ENCOUNTER: Deep in the catacombs Morticia is about to bump into the Warlock's Thrall, unaware that a slithering shriver is watching and waiting to devour the victor...
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I grow old, I grow old.
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
My Happy Plants have some weird hobbies.
The yellow planter from the LEGO Happy Plants set, clutching a massive flaming sword in its right hand and a jewel-studded shield in its left hand. The blue planter from the LEGO Happy Plants set, clutching a martini glass in its left hand, with empty wine bottles peeking over the rim of the planter.
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Today's mood.
A tiny, sad-looking piece of fluff torn off a cheap cat toy, with two googly eyes still attached
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Thor can be seen doing what now?!?
"As if speaking to a potentially salivating audience, Thor can be seen bonking Loki into a stupor."
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Contentment
A tabby cat sleeps leaning sideways on his crossed paws, like he thinks he's people or something
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
It's the mooooooost wonderful tiiiiiime of the year....
A giant pickle balloon floats over the Roberto Clemente bridge as part of the Picklesburgh festival
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
In case you were wondering what a half-man half-moth would taste like: honey barbecue.
Mister Bee Mothman flavored potato chips, with "mysterious spice blend"
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
What, no room for a real hero in the lineup?
Marvel's "The Life of Pope John Paul II"
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Ohio is weird. That's all.
the Hollow Earth Monument dedicated to John Cleve Symmes, Hamilton, OH
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
The haunting eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckelberg.
neon signs in the American Sign Museum, Cincinnati, OH; one is a pair of painted eyes ringed by neon glasses.
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Apparently the trick to stop McGee from sitting on the keyboard is to give him somewhere else to hang out
A cute little kitten sitting inside a cat condo
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
You may think it's adorable that he lies down on my chest, but Capitaine Trou du Cul here only does it when he wants food.
Close up photo of a tabby kitten's headA tabby kitten sitting on a man's chest, dramatically lit
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Time to start whittling down the "to read" pile I think ...
a truly ginormous pile of books
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
McGee is such a savage kitten.
A cute little tabby kitten chowing down on my arm
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Saw this behind the Warhol on my way into work this morning. Oddly beautiful, but also, please don't dump paint into a storm drain that goes directly into the river.
Colorful yellow and pink paint splatters on the iron grate of a storm drain
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Full marks for Dad's Dog & Burger in Bloomfield. Simply one of the best diner-style cheeseburgers you can get in town.
A delicious cheeseburger
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Mostly the proportions were odf. So pumpernickel instead of rye. Better roast beef. Garlic pickles instead of dill. French's fried onions. Tangier remoulade. Way better. (Admittedly not being smushed in a refrigerator case for hours also helps.)
Roast beef on pumpernickel with garlic pickles, fried onions, and remoulade
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I voted (n'at)
I voted (n'at)
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Are we not doing phrasing any more?
An arcade casino game called "Bonus Hole"
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The MLPL hosts a Good Place Philosophy Book Club, and @dorothycyborg.bsky.social and I got in the habit of bringing in themed snacks to other book clubs, so I give you this abomination...
vegan shrimp and various cocktail saucesCocktail sauces in flavors including cool ranch, mountain blast, and all-American funky circus mustard vegan shramp
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I had been using the stamps from top to bottom but then I decided to try the Forrest bounce and see if it got better results.
A sheet of Alex Trebek stamps
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
One other thing they have in common is that they're in the public domain, and therefore no company can have exclusive "landmark rights" to them whatever the hell those are. Even if they are in AR/VR.
Company Who Won Landmark Rights to World's Highest Grossing characters Is Now Offering Investors a Piece of the Action - But Only For a Limited Time (Sponsor)

What does Snow White, Cinderella, and the Little Mermaid have in common?
They've generated billions throughout history.

Now, you have a chance to invest in Elf Labs as they breath new life into their legendary IP using patented, next-gen AI, AR and VR (no headsets needed) tech. But limited shares remain & the round closes in less than a week.
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Dave "The Knave" White @mrdestructicity.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Guardian of the Dark Altar! #LEGO
A LEGO diorama depicting a sinister grinning figure wearing a spiked crown and holding two wicked curved swords hovers over an ornate golden altar with two skulls on top of itA LEGO diorama depicting a sinister grinning figure wearing a spiked crown and holding two wicked curved swords hovers over an ornate golden altar with two skulls on top of itA LEGO diorama depicting a sinister grinning figure wearing a spiked crown and holding two wicked curved swords hovers over an ornate golden altar with two skulls on top of it
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