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@mrcrouton.bsky.social
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Food, drink, thrift store records, mediocre guitar player. Pretzel King of the KC Metro. ✌🏼❤️🥨

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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 22h
A memoir
Smoking chameleon telling people to fuck off.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 22h
Why is Shane Gillis still a thing? JFC! Who is the genius who thought it would be smart to have him host SNL again? I guess, at the end of the day, it was green lit by Lorne. Ridiculous.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Icebox cookies are back at McLain’s. Blessed is the season.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes please 🤩
Overhead photo of black 1971 Buick Riviera.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why does watching left handed quarterbacks cause me anxiety?
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’ll bring snacks.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Got field passes for the warm ups tonight. Pretty fun.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At TJ Maxx with my daughter.
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Blair Witch Project: Heather Donahue Scared
Alt: Blair Witch Project: Heather Donahue Scared
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Quote this post with a purple character!
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Grimace from McDonald's Blinks
Alt: Office job Grimace
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Louisville is giving Florida State a savage beating. Out scoring them 41-6 since the 1st quarter.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Made a lil Asian inspired fried chicken bowl. Holy cow was this good.
Asian chicken bowl with kimchi and cucumber salad.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was that two seconds of Help on the Way as they were going to commercial?
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Raiders, Chargers, Broncos, Bills and Bengals all lost.
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Ice Cube: It Was A Good Day
Alt: Ice Cube: It Was A Good Day
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What perfect form on that punch. Holy cow!!
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Noooooooooooooooo
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you love shoving tubular meat in your mouth as much as I do, you gotta get down to McBee’s. This is the caramelized onion sausage. Slapped it on top of colcannon with some HP Sauce gravy. 🤌🏼🤌🏼
Sausage on colcannon with gravy.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Pitt vs V Tech game is drunk af. Very entertaining.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I recognize today as the first day of Fall. It’s raining. There is a chill in the air. It’s goulash time.
Pot of white people goulash.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you realize one pillowcase didn’t make it into the washing machine.
Disgruntled man in plaid shirt and vest.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What the phuq is happening in Philadelphia? 🏒🏒🏒🏒🏒
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Text conversation with my enabler about my Nerd Gummy Cluster “problem”.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can I sue my daughter for getting me hooked on Nerds Gummy Clusters?
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why the anxiety? My toys when I was 10:
Hugo: Man of a thousand faces.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hockey tonight. The world is healing. 🥰
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OMG Eric Schmitt!!!
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Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy Laughing
Alt: Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy Laughing
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m still unsure if this game is entertaining. 🫤
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Incredible ending. Only the Cowboys. 😂😬
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RIGGED!
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IYKYK
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I too am waxing and gibbous.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It would seem, to the casual observer, Green Bay is not very good at football.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I took this picture of Lemmy 17 years ago tonight. Funny thing is, the picture is not out of focus, it’s just how Lemmy looked.
Lemmy
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals.
Biscuits and gravy with hash browns and coffee in a Ramones mug.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Winston looks really bad. 😬
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can’t say that was fun, but it was entertaining.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know it’s super late notice but does anyone want my Sporting tickets for tonight? No charge. I’m just not feeling it tonight.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The end of that Vanderbilt sure was something.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nobody repeatedly punches themselves in the dick quite like KU football.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My man looks like Gavin Newsom’s Wario.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This made me lol.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
IMPORTANT UPDATE: Ham Egg and Cheese Sammich with Tomato Jam(courtesy of @melapoly.bsky.social) on Farm to Market bun. 🤩
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Alrighty then.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ok 🫤
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Troy Aikman reminds me of those chickens with arms. I will not be elaborating on this.
Chicken with buff arms.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RIGGED!!
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
😢
Death announcement for Cheetah Chrome.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Son fans came out in force tonight. Never seen so many Spurs jerseys at a Sporting match. 😂
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m typically against more government regulation, but the FCC needs to cap the amount of times “between the anus and genitals” can be said in one commercial.
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mrcrouton.bsky.social @mrcrouton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This stinks. Hockey broadcasts won’t be the same. 😞
Barry Melrose smiling
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