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Spencer Collins

@mrcolinspencer.bsky.social
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Still waiting for the singularity. Living in Walyalup on Whadjuk land.

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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 1h
Bindi Rae killed in Ukrainian drone strike.
AI generated influencer Bindi Rae
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The amount of protein in your food or drink product is not a selling point. It just makes me think you're a cunt.
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The world would be a better place if more people listened to this album.
Pere Ubu - The Modern Dance album cover
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The big day has arrived
Fremantle Dockers logo
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nervously looking forward to tomorrow.
Fremantle Dockers logo
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Woke up crying after dreaming of my beautiful dog Doris. It's been four years since she crossed the rainbow bridge. This is her last photo, just before we went to the vet. 💔
Photo of Doris and I
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bird on a wire
Black and white photo of a bird on a power line
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The boomerang is an incredible piece of engineering. Fuck inventing the wheel, you guys invented wings.
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm sorry, can we become a better country. 😥
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Powderfingerbun
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I bought an airfryer hoping to make my diet a bit more healthier. I've had chips with every meal for the last two weeks. Chips and eggs for breakfast? No worries....
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I read today that the 9/11 rescue dogs were getting depressed because they were only finding dead bodies, so people hid in the rubble so the dogs could find some survivors. And then I cried.
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Re-skeett this with your home river. The new Fremantle traffic bridge spanning the Derbarl Yerrigan (Swan River)
The new Fremantle traffic bridge spanning the Derbarl Yerrigan
(Swan River)
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The new Fremantle traffic bridge is nearly finished. In a rarity for public infrastructure it will be completed sooner than projected.
New Fremantle traffic bridge under construction
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Adrian Tchaikovsky and Vernor Vinge are two of my favourite authors.
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When I was a cocktail sipping, beardy bastard
Colin with beard drinking a cocktail
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That time I was Chopper, but nicer.
Colin with a Chopper moustache
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The mullet suits him
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm not sure how to pronounce gneiss. It's either gneiss or gneiss. I'm more inclined to favour gneiss, though I'm happy to be corrected.
A piece of gneiss
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
From a few years ago. Getting drunk with the guys from JP/DC
Photo of me and three members of 
JP/DC
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The only man in dog suit I want to see on my feed
Wilfred DVD cover
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Happy fathers day Dad. Miss you every day.
Studio photo of my Dad in 1960
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
But he is still allowed to putt.
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The people conflating criticism of Israel with anti-semitism reminds me of the proverb titled The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Senator Ralph Babet is by far the dumbest and most dangerous politician in Australia. The world will be a better place without cunts like him.
AI image of crusaders
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One of his more memorable roles
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with ANOTHER 10 acts you’ve seen live Henry Rollins The Residents (feat. Snakefinger) Jonathan Richman Divinyls Tex, Don and Charlie Happy Mondays The Fall PJ Harvey The Mannikins Sleater-Kinney
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live Kirin J Callinan The Brian Jonestown Massacre Status Quo Sonic Youth Disposable Heroes of Hiphopricy The Hard-Ons You Am I The Beasts of Bourbon Mudhoney The Cramps
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An unmissable episode
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Things are bad in the USA, cops are shooting white people now.
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Congratulations to Murphy Reid for winning the Coaches Association Best Emerging Player award. #foreverfreo #FremantleDockers
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Star Trek jumps the shark
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
JAYNE MANSFIELD had an IQ of 163, spoke 5 languages, and was a more than proficient Violinist, as evidenced here playing Vivaldi's Concerto No. 6 in A minor on The Ed Sullivan Show in 1957.
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nick Kyrgios' career
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Me when my posts get 0 likes
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That's a challenging wank
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My takeaway from Melongate is that the dumb fuck who interviewed Albo didn't know the Japanese prime minister is a woman. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
abc.net.au
Labor ministers stand by Albanese's 'melon' gesture, as AFP asked to step in
Federal police are being asked to investigate how a confidential Japanese memo about the prime minister's "melons" gesture made it into Australian newspapers, as Labor ministers express annoyance over...
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post a you from a different era in your life
Black and white photo of a 12 year old Colin wearing a daisy chain necklace
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Beautiful
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
He should have got life for killing young Cassius. Hopefully he'll be on the receiving end of some jail house justice. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
abc.net.au
Breaking: Judges dismiss 'excessive' jail sentence complaint from Cassius Turvey’s killer
One of the men convicted of killing Perth teenager Cassius Turvey has failed in his appeal against his nine-year jail sentence, which he claimed was "manifestly excessive".
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
When the truth about Mitch McConnell finally drops, we'll find out he actually died a couple of years ago.
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I love dogs, but if you're wearing a dog suit I'm fucking blocking you.
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I used to be heavily involved in snail racing. In order to increase their speed I would remove their shells. It didn't really help, if anything it made them more sluggish.
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sean Bean is contractually obliged to utter 'bastard' in every screen appearance.
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The "No" result in the Voice to Parliament referendum has empowered the racists. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
abc.net.au
Garma Festival media panel hears Indigenous debate has soured since Voice
Since Australia resoundingly rejected an Indigenous Voice to Parliament in 2023, media heavyweights say debate on Indigenous issues has taken a nosedive.
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My Facebook account has been banned and deleted for harassing racists. Apparently it's not okay to call racist cunts racist cunts, but it's okay to be a racist cunt.
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Very expensive delivery charge.
Dumbbells. 
Price is $17.45
Delivery is $1487.00
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Catholic Church, and all it represents, should be burnt to the ground (metaphorically) www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
abc.net.au
Previously unheard from survivors detail horrific abuse at Christian Brothers
As victims of child sexual abuse at the hands of Christian Brothers await compensation, they accuse those involved of stalling on payouts and abusing them all over again.
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Spencer Collins @mrcolinspencer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Watching Disclosure Day. Americans are so good at fucking up a good concept and story by filling it with quasi religious claptrap. Two stars.
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