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Lead UX Designer | Marketer | Strategist | Advisor | Founder | Web3 | Previously @apple, @google, once a player of records. → mrchrisallen.me

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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 02/11/2025
Drugs, insurance, and fast food. The American trifecta since you can’t do ads for guns.
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 02/11/2025
At this rate, when the Jays win, the broadcast will just give us a detailed breakdown on how good the Dodgers will be next season 🤦🏻‍♂️
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 02/11/2025
I wish there was an expat option for Canadians outside of the country to watch sports from a Canadian broadcast. This Fox broadcast is just Dodgers pride and Canadian snide every inning, every game. What say you @tsnofficial.bsky.social?
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 27/10/2025
That’s two films now from @netflix.com that I’ve been looking forward to that were objectively great, that turned into absolute cop-out endings. “Leave the World Behind” and “A House of Dynamite” deserved better final acts. Extremely let down by both movies.
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 04/07/2025
If you’re trying to win me over to your authoritarian regime via email, at least spring for a vector logo. Nothing says “trust our absolute power” like a pixelated .JPG. #designsky
A screenshot of an email from the Social Security Administration spreading nonsensical propaganda that the latest legislation (referenced by MAGA as “One Big, Beautiful Bill”) is a landmark bill that will deliver tax relief to seniors.
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 12/05/2025
As if the job market wasn’t bad enough right now. Great article by @laurengoode.bsky.social for @wired.com that’ll have you shaking your head wondering why some people are such assholes. www.wired.com/story/parano...
wired.com
Deepfakes, Scams, and the Age of Paranoia
As AI-driven fraud becomes increasingly common, more people feel the need to verify every interaction they have online.
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 07/05/2025
Loving Figma Buzz. This is going to help the relationship between designers and content/marketing teams immensely. #config2025
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 07/05/2025
Wow, Figma Sites is way more of a direct attack on Webflow and Framer than I initially expected. Definitely interested, but cautiously optimistic that Figma doesn't bungle the pricing model for the future "add-on fees for bandwidth, hosting, and domains." #config2025
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 07/05/2025
Thought I missed the start of the broadcast, then quickly remembered that not every company is as punctual and organized as Apple 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ #config2025
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BC Reality @bcreality.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
The Americans just don't get it, until that tangerine idiot is gone, we aren't coming, we're selling up, crashing your housing and tourism market, go fvck yourselves. www.travelandtourworld.com/news/article...
travelandtourworld.com
New Canadian Snowbird Visa Act Could Supercharge US Tourism and Real Estate by Allowing Canadians to Stay Two Hundred and Forty Days and Fuel Florida, Arizona, and Border Economies - Travel And Tour W...
A proposed bipartisan bill titled the Canadian Snowbird Visa Act could significantly reshape the landscape of US tourism and real estate by permitting Canadian citizens aged 50 and over to stay in the...
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 02/05/2025
Loved watching FP1 today on @f1tv at 480p. It is a shame though that we're paying for a 4K stream and with a 5-Gbit dedicated fiber line it's still not enough internets to get to 4K. Maybe, if I get a second 5-Gbit line and run them together it'll at least give me 720p. /s 🫩 #MiamiGP #F1
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 02/05/2025
Excited for a big weekend in #Miami for the #MiamiGP. Congrats to Max Verstappen on the birth of his daughter, Lily. Fingers crossed he will be distracted thinking about his family and we'll get another McLaren win. 😈 #F1
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 12/04/2025
I am not pleased by qualifying today. Missed opportunities, bizarre handling, a lot of unbalanced cars, and FIA decisions that leave me shaking my head (as usual). Nice to see Oscar on pole and Gasley absolutely ripping it though. #F1 #BahrainGP
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 04/04/2025
Looking forward to a big weekend in Suzuka. Hoping for a great showing from Yuki Tsunoda! #JapaneseGP #F1
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 04/04/2025
Can someone give Jacques Villeneuve a fake mic so he thinks he's commentating but nobody can actually hear him? #JapaneseGP #F1
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 31/03/2025
Someone definitely just hit the "Publish All" button after a day of "Watches and Wonders" coverage. You good @hodinkee? 😂🤦🏻‍♂️
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 28/03/2025
How is it that #ThePitt is both the best and worst show at the same time? My goodness E13 was something else. I need to lay down, I have no emotions left. The Emmy's need to create a new category for "Best in Anxiety Creation" and hand deliver the award to every cast member.
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 16/03/2025
Really enjoying the Live Activities notifications in the Apple Sports app with the addition of #F1 for the 2025 season.
Screenshot of an iPhone, cropped to show the Apple Sports app Live Activities notifications of a live F1 race
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 16/03/2025
This just feels, calm. I love when a design is intuitive yet restrained. 🤌🏻
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 08/03/2025
My favorite part with each season of #DrivetoSurvive is how slick Christian Horner thinks he sounds but how much of an absolute prick he actually is. And you just know he's desperate to be on camera.
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 07/03/2025
#Severance and #ThePitt watched b2b is a really good recipe for instant anxiety. Why do I do this to myself? 😂😬
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 05/03/2025
I cannot wait for this!
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 05/03/2025
we should always appreciate designers who make seamless tiling packages
Photograph of a store shelf filled with little bites snacks. The cropped photo of the muffins on one box seamlessly tiles to the crop start of the muffin on the next box creating a smooth appearance.
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 03/03/2025
That felt like the "Death of Bond" rather than an "Appreciation of" montage. I am so incredibly disappointed with Amazon taking creative control of the franchise. #Oscars
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 03/03/2025
I'm still so grumpy that Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross got shafted for Challengers. This opening with Wicked is just making me more angry of that fact. #Oscars
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 02/03/2025
Oh yeah, definitely “lucky” but can you really be surprised when Nancy Pelosi has been doing the same thing forever? They’re all crooks.
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 01/03/2025
Since #SNL50, I've been watching a lot of old concert footage of #Nirvana. I would pay good money to see Post Malone do a full tour with Krist, Dave, and Pat Smear.
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 25/02/2025
Just finished it myself. Wow… 😞
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 25/02/2025
Absolutely this right here. Have you opened Twitter recently? It sure is… something 🤢
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 21/02/2025
I’m so incredibly proud of #Canada for last night’s win over the US during the #FourNations tournament. As a Canadian living in the US, it was a much needed reprieve from the barrage of disrespectful comments I see on a daily basis towards Canadians, purely due to Trump’s nonsense. #TeamCanada
Sidney Crosby of the Pittsburgh Penguins, raising the winners trophy for the Four Nations tournament where he was team captain of Canada. The rest of team Canada is surrounding Crosby with joyful excitement backed by smoke cannons and fireworks.The Canadian flag rises as the Canadian National Anthem is played after Team Canada won against the US in the Four Nations tournament. Team Canada won the tournament and remains the world champions of hockey. There are digital signage projecting the Canadian flag throughout the arena as well.Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, posted a tweet after Canada beat the US in the Four Nations tournament, stating Canadas willingness to stand up to the US. He is insinuating that US, President Donald Trump, Will make good on his annexation threat to turn Canada into its 51st state.
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 21/02/2025
It’s literally just adding a trusted contact that can validate you are who you say you are, or generating a recovery key.
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 20/02/2025
I don’t know what you’re talking about 🤫
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a close up of a person 's face with the words `` i 'm not listening '' .
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with the words `` i 'm not listening '' .
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 20/02/2025
I was referencing Bahrain 2024 when it was 52 seconds, because I had forgotten about the 2021 disaster having actively wiped it from memory. Now it’s back, jeez! 😂🤦🏻‍♂️
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 20/02/2025
Q will be played by Kevin Costner, but the gadgets will just be guns on everything, including guns on other guns. Instead of a vodka martini, it’ll now be a Miller High Life. Bond will roll up in a Ford F150 with truck nuts.
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 20/02/2025
Q will be played by Kevin Costner, but the gadgets will just be guns on everything, including guns on other guns. Instead of a vodka martini, it’ll now be a Miller High Life. Bond will roll up in a Ford F150 with truck nuts.
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 20/02/2025
I'm assuming the next Bond will be Glen Powell as a Texan with a southern drawl, and the next film will be written and directed by Taylor Sheridan full of US military references and all about that cowboy lifestyle and charm. 🤦🏻‍♂️😞
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 20/02/2025
I'm assuming the next Bond will be Glen Powell as a Texan with a southern drawl, and the next film will be written and directed by Taylor Sheridan full of US military references and all about that cowboy lifestyle and charm. 🤦🏻‍♂️😞
variety.com
James Bond Shocker: Amazon MGM Gains Creative Control of 007 Franchise as Producers Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson Step Back
As Amazon MGM gains control of the James Bond franchise, Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli are stepping back to focus on other projects.
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 20/02/2025
Can’t wait!
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 20/02/2025
Your outie doesn’t get discouraged by automated rejection emails to roles they are qualified for.
Ms. Casey from the TV show “Severance” played by Dichen Lachman, airing on AppleTV+
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 18/02/2025
As soon as Humane began to pivot to an AI device due to dreadful battery testing, I said immediately that they were had to push "something" out the door since they had taken on so much capital. They had to push for an exit to recoup losses and satisfy investors. Looks like HP took the bait.
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 18/02/2025
Uh oh, I think Valtteri brought the extended pit stop with him from Sauba back to Mercedes. #F175
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 18/02/2025
It's the only redeemable quality of this terrible faking of a DJ performance—he only has one channel plugged in, come on my dude 🤦🏻‍♂️
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 18/02/2025
If MGK walking out first for #F175 is a preview of what we can expect for the 2025 season, I might just save my money on a subscription or attending any events. My god, I thought @eminem murdered him?
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 18/02/2025
Oh man, would have loved this today in Chicago, it’s cold! Sinigang ftw with a tray of lumpia the size of my head please.
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 18/02/2025
I really thought that the #SNL50 episode would end up being a miss by trying to throw in too many cameos, but I think it ended up being really well done. It was a great mixture between new and old, I liked it a lot. Congrats @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social and here's to another 50yrs!
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 16/02/2025
Well done to Team USA tonight; they came to play the game and Canada came to play the first period. #FourNations #TeamCanada
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 16/02/2025
Canada looks like they’ve played 3 games today, they’re absolutely gassed. #FourNations #TeamCanada
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 16/02/2025
I want to point out that I’m extremely proud of Canadians for consistently *not* booing the US nation anthem over the years. But this is different: the US came after Canada, and Canadians will stand united. #FourNations #TeamCanada
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 16/02/2025
Apparently PK Subban thinks he’s Don Cherry with that jacket 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ #FourNations #TeamCanada
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djchrisallen @mrchrisallen.me · 13/02/2025
I don’t care what anyone says, I miss the light-up Apple logo on laptops. I miss it a lot.
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