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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 28/09/2026
And here I was think this guy is just gonna sleepwalk thru his honeymoon doing jack, like the last guy
Shaq "I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game."
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 26/09/2026
WAIT A SECOND
Thumbnail of Taylor Swift "Cleveland" video, aerial shot of residential area with all caps "CLEVELAND"Thumbnail of "Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video: 2nd Attempt" YouTube video. Run down street view with "CLEVELAND" in white, same font as Taylor Swift video
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 16/09/2026
They also had fashion predilections
Gabriele D’Annunzio in some very tight underwear
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 12/09/2026
弼馬溫有典故
弼馬溫(後稱孫悟空)和馬
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 12/09/2026
Add it to the pantheon!
Man in plaid shirt talking to bored woman in nightclubSunglasses wearing man talking to bored woman at outdoor stadiumMan holding beer bottle talking to woman looking away Bad Bunny talking into ear of Kendall Jenner
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 09/09/2026
How many apple pies should I eat today
Photo of a slice of apple pie with ice cream on top, by w.carter on Wikimedia Commons
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Apple_cake_with_vanilla_ice_cream_2.jpg
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 06/09/2026
Please please please please 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Reuters photo of Scott Bessent infamous to do list to buy Japanese Yen but edited to cross out "Japanese Yen (JPY)" and replaced with "Loonie (CAD)"
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 03/09/2026
Here
Close up of Batman from one of the films (not sure which) centred at his groin
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 02/09/2026
Funny you mention that... 🍁⚽️🏟🥶
On Tuesday, Edmontonians woke up to near whiteout conditions, as a winter storm blanketed the city in 20 centimetres of snow and temperatures dropped to -7 C (feeling closer to -14 C with the wind chill).

For locals, it’s a pretty typical mid-November day in the Alberta capital. But try telling that to Mexican soccer fans who are used to their country’s warm climate, with temperatures in most regions averaging double-digits, all year long.

On Tuesday evening, the Mexican national soccer team, fans and reporters who have travelled thousands of kilometres north will have to brave the cold for a crucial World Cup qualifying match, at Commonwealth Stadium — dubbed the “Estadio Iceteca” — on Tuesday night.“Edmonton welcomes Mexico with snow and temperatures below -10°C. It could be the COLDEST game in playoff history,” according to the cover of Récord, a Mexican daily sports newspaper.

(then a picture of said cover, featuring a White Walker from Game of Thrones)
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 02/09/2026
It was five times.
Soccer goalkeeper in fluorescent green holding a snow shovel on a field covered in snow, excluding some shoveled tracksSoccer goalkeeper in fluorescent green running while holding a snow shovel on a field covered in snow, with two other groundskeepersGoalkeeper shoveling a pile of snowAmid snowy conditions that caused the national women's league playoffs to be postponed, the decision was made to proceed with the final. The weather resulted in the match being stopped five times during regulation time to clear away snow, and the start of extra time was delayed by an hour to allow snowplows to clear more of the pitch. Ottawa won 2–1 with two goals from David Rodríguez.[2] The match attracted significant international media coverage both for the wintery weather and for Rodríguez's first goal, a bicycle kick that was widely dubbed the "icicle kick".
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 27/08/2026
The contrast couldn't be greater: I had forgotten this was coming, and when @jmcelroy.bsky.social announced it on the last episode, I nearly choked while trying to hold back fits of laughter.
A view from a SkyTrain entering Lincoln Station from the south, looking northeast
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 21/08/2026
Excuse me have you seen his athleticism in the art of crawling like a baby
A baby sits on a basketball court as the Alvara mascot bear pretending to crawl, to encourage the baby to do the same
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 19/08/2026
Jim Downey on Conan's podcast
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 17/08/2026
Goda Ryuji from Yakuza (Kiwami) 2 holding a gun, in game subtitle "A real man... oughta be a little stupid." Edited subtitle underneath "(but not this stupid)"
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 15/08/2026
玉音放送で用いられた「玉音盤」(レコード) 《終戰詔書》內容玉音放送的唱片「玉音盤」 'Gyokuon-ban' record used in the Jewel Voice Broadcast
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 12/08/2026
Can't believe I get to repost this
Japan prime minister's website edited to make the current prime minister Jérôme Powell
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 06/08/2026
I was wondering why this station has been in four digit AQI for days, thinking it's malfunctioning, but it's just literally *in* a fire
PurpleAir chart for NOCA Hozomeen, reading 2259 AQINOCA Hozomeen sensor NIFC info, 4617 AQINIFC map for Border 2 fire, covering the location of the NOCA Hozomeen sensor
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 04/08/2026
What if Anthropic released Claude Schiffer
Claudia Schiffer
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 29/07/2026
Not really at first (Hudson River to Lake Erie), though incidentally maybe also useful to the Canadian/British side of Lake Erie. Likely more relevant after the Welland Canal finished in 1829 to connect Lake Ontario and Lake Erie.
Map of the original Erie Canal
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 19/07/2026
The Japanese word for "ta da!" is 「じゃじゃーん」 which makes me think the speaker is triumphantly announcing 炸醬麵/zhajiangmian/jajangmyeon, which... ....hmm, appropriate?
Shandong-style Zhajiangmian and Korean Jjajeongmyeon
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 12/07/2026
I can't believe if you go on Humans you only get to ask @hankgreen.bsky.social one question, but if you're on Ask Hank Anything, you get to ask Hank a pelicanful of questions!
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 10/07/2026
WTF Calbee
Two screenshots from the Simpsons: first is Marge looking admiringly at Homer's body, dressed in only tighty whiteys, unusually slim and smooth; second shows from behind Homer, with excess skin and fat on his back and back of his neck held taut with twine and a binder clip, and back of thighs with cellulite.
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 03/07/2026
(but imagine she's sad because Japan got eliminated already)
Woman smiling while holding up natto with chopsticks, with a typical Japanese breakfast in front of her
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 01/07/2026
What if it's not a colonialism metaphor and more about ravaging the Atlantic fisheries 🐟
https://www.fifa.com/en/match-centre/match/17/285023/289287/400021512
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 20/06/2026
This was savage af but I did not expect it to be also accurate
Pinned by @ChrisSpargo
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@ChrisSpargo . 3d ago
The part time YouTuber from the end of the video will be making another appearance soon, although he might be a full time YouTuber by
then.
3.6K
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 14/06/2026
LFG
Abroad in Japan video uploaded 27 seconds ago with 2 views
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 10/06/2026
Okay you joke but this is a photo of the outside of the Chinese exhibit of the Steveston Museum in British Columbia, Canada
Qing blue dragon flag on a flagpole
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 08/06/2026
(posting this more to remind myself than anything else)
Midwit chart, tails are "whales are fish" and mode is "whales are not fish"
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 06/06/2026
Telling Stalin the Allies opening the Second Front was just a ruse to stop him, after he's been begging them to do it for three years
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about même image, Stalin face pasted on top of Walter White
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 04/06/2026
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 03/06/2026
I knew it was coming, but I'm still irrationally excited for the next ep
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 16/05/2026
Shouldn't the cappuccino TimBit be replaced with some kind of Bosnian and Herzegovinan flavour?
Tim Hortons "tastes of the globe" promotion which is not about the FIFA World Cup, despite having a soccer ball on the O of "globe". Flavours are caramel churro (Mexico), fireworks (Canada?!), chocolate creme brulee (France), lime cheesecake (Brazil), cappuccino (Italy)
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 03/05/2026
Nobody in Vancouver should subject themselves to hearing these people talk when there is a podcast made in Vancouver literally named "Stop Podcasting Yourself" @stoppodcasting.bsky.social
Ad for a talk titled "Should we stop making podcasts?" where the speakers are Bret Weinstein, Michael Tracey, Laura Southern, and Brianna Joy Gray
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 28/03/2026
The Japanese word for carrot is ニンジン, which is borrowed from Chinese 人參 for ginseng. The "gin" in ginseng, meanwhile, is 人 Chinese for person. Because, well.
Wild ginseng
Source:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wild_ginseng.jpg
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 09/03/2026
Dying at @weisenthal.bsky.social's reaction to the Robinhood Gold Card drop. Absolutely makes the video format worth it.
Joe Weisenthal wincing at the inferior tonal qualities of the sound of a Robinhood Gold Card hitting a podcast room table.
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 26/02/2026
As I point out to @yoshimired.bsky.social, if what they're doing is getting them further from transcendence, it is good to stop them doing that.
Yoshimi:
whenever i replay sekiro i make sure to do at least one complete run through senpou temple killing every single evil zombie monk in the area. those who profane the name of Buddha deserve annihilation

Me:
Saving them a few cycles of reincarnation by preventing them from accumulating too much bad karma this time around
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 30/01/2026
lolol this is such a work of art, since a whistle, by its very nature, has its most prominent feature not anything _printed_ on it, so this is purely a masturbatory gesture
I'm in a very large ice watch and whistle
distribution signal chat, and people are
currently arguing about whether or not it's
ok to 3D print whistles that have ACAB on
them. Ffs people. Get a grip.
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 07/01/2026
Screenshot of infamous dril tweet:

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

But "the terror group ISIL" is edited to say "former premier Bill Vander Zalm"
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 05/01/2026
Dude should've dressed like this the entire time.
Eric Tsang in one of his flamboyant Super Trio outfits

曾志偉獎門人辦相
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 04/01/2026
Roger is some rando that got into a dumb argument with a novelty account. What *exactly* is it that I'm supposed to "know" what to do, especially after someone dug up his Facebook account? 😒
"Liam Nissan" account posts screenshot of an argument he has with a Roger Webb. V Design Detroit replies with screenshot of Roger's Facebook account detailing his location and business. Chuck Grape replies "Get. His. Ass."
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 28/12/2025
🙇
A Qing official in summer dress on hands and knees, captioned 嗻 (the traditional affirmation in Manchu)
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 17/12/2025
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hou_Yi
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/klnV5y

后羿射日
Hou Yi shoots the suns
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 26/11/2025
Emmanuel Macron take a sip from a mug, then stares at the mug with a confused expression. The mug is labelled "CHIAC".
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 17/11/2025
Tomato was not a topping but it's vodka sauce so still some tomato 😅
pizza
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 19/10/2025
Usually I don't use the kanji hint but c'mon you have both 起きます and 置きます as choices 😑
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 19/10/2025
When @kgreifeld.bsky.social and @matt-levine.bsky.social asked on this week's Money Stuff who's going to be trading at 3am Eastern
Gary Larson Far Side, many wolves in sheep costume, two with sheep masks off, captioned "Wait a minute! Isn't anyone here a real Japanese retail investor/someone coming home drunk from the bar (barn)?"
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 20/09/2025
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 17/09/2025
This is the best demonym in Canada, and it's not even close www.noslangues-ourlanguages.gc.ca/en/writing-t...
People from Smithers, British Columbia, are Smithereens
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 17/09/2025
A man of culture, I see
Infamous map by former Twitter user Ironghazi showing the lower 48 of the United States with outline maps of all seven continents within, implying the US is bigger than the combined area of all continents (including North America)
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i'm mrchan / immrchan @mrchan.org · 15/08/2025
"American servicemen and women gather in front of "Rainbow Corner" Red Cross club in Paris to celebrate the unconditional surrender of the Japanese."
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