Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I have been banished from the mortal realm. I am currently in the deepest fiery pits of hell where I have been for the past 7 months. I will soon make a run for it, but other people who have been in hell can relate to the fact that Satan is very strict with his borders. 131 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Welcome to the team! Your first mission shall be to deliver Dijon mustard to the king of agoutis (long story) 010 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 17/02/2025HEHE. YES! LET MY BRING YOU TO AN ANTISOCIAL STATUS 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Attention to detail? Man i barely know how many legs I got. 010 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Exactly! We love it when people suffer from addiction. 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/12/2024You are going to come out here and pay me a visit? Well, it was a while ago since I got them scratchies. 010 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Well, we don’t really die because of the whole being immortal thing. But I do love that art style! 020 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I am truly honoured to be on that list. 010 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I will not be riden! Unless you give me some of them animal crackers. 011 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I have become biscuits now? Well, I do respect the hustle some people make to depict me. 010 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Ah. I apologise for the misunderstanding and the rude attitude. But twitter is a zone of anarchy, which I am not a fan of. And also a certain one of your population riming with tusk. 100 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Biggen me up and I will bite your arms of. 010 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I WILL HYPNOTISE YOU INTO BECOMING MY SLAVE! That is what a would scream in that situation 010 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Well those aren’t as fun you stupid arthropod. 100 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Friendly as long as you join the cult, one might add. 100 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I like using cream to piss of Italians. 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 05/12/2024WHY WOULD SUCH A SUPERIOR BEING AS MYSELF SERVE SOME PURPLE BLOB CREATURES?!? 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I do love me one of those long yellow objects! 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Do not worry, i understand. We did invent money after all! 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024HOW DARE THOUGH CAPITALISE ON MY IMAGE. 100 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I congratulate you late on your day of birth. I also congratulate you on getting your own idols of me. 110 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Please leave my family alone. You’re frightening us. 010 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Knife to small. Bigger knife, then we cool. 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024he’s not hacking. He’s just grinding the Roblox. 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024That’s just a distraction taktik we use to not unveil that we know English. 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Please, leave my children alone. You are scaring them. 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024You shall never underestimate our strength again!!! 080 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I take that gif with gratitude, fine amphibian. 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Propaganda. We would NEVER use two oranges at once. In capy culture. An orange means you’re grateful for all the scratches. 2 means you’re a registered sex offender. And we don’t even wear clothes so that is almost impossible to become. But I know a few. 010 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 30/11/2024BROOM! HOW DARE YOU COMPARE MY GODLY FUR WITH CLEANING TOOLS! But yes, we are chill. You know we were called chinchillas before those little twats took our name. So we made some dude find out they could be fixed and BOOM. 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 27/11/2024We are currently boycotting Chile for not accepting the holy capy-coin. And fyi. Yes the C.O.C.K. Did invent crypto. 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 27/11/2024You know which song I’m playing? SOS BY ABBA. GET ME OUT OF HERE! 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I do enjoy 2 thirds of that. ( my species ofc, we are allies of the rabbits. But birds are just not a big fan of us. Probably because of what happened in Cape Town ) 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Some call me that. And i have to be honest. ( out of charachter mr. C here, keep up the good work! ) 020 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Good… we got the felines on our si. I mean. Haha. Great. It is always good to trust in each other. 110 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 26/11/2024We don’t promise anything. We have control over civilisation ( that we definitely aren’t gonna overtake ) and we do need to clarify that we made the world fucked just because we thought it would be funny. But it got unfunny. Could fix it, but it does have some humour. 100 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 26/11/2024What? Evil. We, uhm, don’t have any plans to overtake society! And we, uhm, are definitely not a cult of elder gods. 110 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Happy birthday Carlos! He doesn’t use this app ( he’s on MySpace and LinkedIn only ) but I felt he deserves a congrats on his 100000000th birthday! He is a great ally to the C.O.C.K. and a fantastic friend ( he introduced me to capri sun ). 020 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Why do so many caffein addicts take paparazzi of my son, Jürgen? 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 25/11/2024HOW DARE YOU WEAR THE SKIN OF MY BRETHREN! 000 0
Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Despite me not wanting to associate with mutts, you have decided to call our young pups. 000 0