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Mr. Capybara

@mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social
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Salutations! I am known as Mr. Capybara. I am a cult leader of C.O.C.K., capri sun enjoyer and speaks on behalf of all capys in the court of species. Remember everything I say is comedy. So don’t take any eventual threats seriously.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Francium; the original bath bomb.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I have been banished from the mortal realm. I am currently in the deepest fiery pits of hell where I have been for the past 7 months. I will soon make a run for it, but other people who have been in hell can relate to the fact that Satan is very strict with his borders.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Welcome to the team! Your first mission shall be to deliver Dijon mustard to the king of agoutis (long story)
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
HEHE. YES! LET MY BRING YOU TO AN ANTISOCIAL STATUS
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Attention to detail? Man i barely know how many legs I got.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Exactly! We love it when people suffer from addiction.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Well, he is kind of grub like.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
You are going to come out here and pay me a visit? Well, it was a while ago since I got them scratchies.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Well, we don’t really die because of the whole being immortal thing. But I do love that art style!
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I am truly honoured to be on that list.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I will not be riden! Unless you give me some of them animal crackers.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I have become biscuits now? Well, I do respect the hustle some people make to depict me.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Ah. I apologise for the misunderstanding and the rude attitude. But twitter is a zone of anarchy, which I am not a fan of. And also a certain one of your population riming with tusk.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Oh you mean Al? Yeah he’s my homie
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Biggen me up and I will bite your arms of.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I WILL HYPNOTISE YOU INTO BECOMING MY SLAVE! That is what a would scream in that situation
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Well those aren’t as fun you stupid arthropod.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Friendly as long as you join the cult, one might add.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I like using cream to piss of Italians.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
WHY WOULD SUCH A SUPERIOR BEING AS MYSELF SERVE SOME PURPLE BLOB CREATURES?!?
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I do love me one of those long yellow objects!
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Yew our wile komm
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Do not worry, i understand. We did invent money after all!
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
HOW DARE THOUGH CAPITALISE ON MY IMAGE.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I congratulate you late on your day of birth. I also congratulate you on getting your own idols of me.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Please leave my family alone. You’re frightening us.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Knife to small. Bigger knife, then we cool.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
he’s not hacking. He’s just grinding the Roblox.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
That’s just a distraction taktik we use to not unveil that we know English.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Please, leave my children alone. You are scaring them.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
You shall never underestimate our strength again!!!
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
What’s your problem with us, Jeff?
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I take that gif with gratitude, fine amphibian.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Propaganda. We would NEVER use two oranges at once. In capy culture. An orange means you’re grateful for all the scratches. 2 means you’re a registered sex offender. And we don’t even wear clothes so that is almost impossible to become. But I know a few.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I CAST PLAGUE UPON THE LAND.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
BROOM! HOW DARE YOU COMPARE MY GODLY FUR WITH CLEANING TOOLS! But yes, we are chill. You know we were called chinchillas before those little twats took our name. So we made some dude find out they could be fixed and BOOM.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
We are currently boycotting Chile for not accepting the holy capy-coin. And fyi. Yes the C.O.C.K. Did invent crypto.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
You know which song I’m playing? SOS BY ABBA. GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I do enjoy 2 thirds of that. ( my species ofc, we are allies of the rabbits. But birds are just not a big fan of us. Probably because of what happened in Cape Town )
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
UwU
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Some call me that. And i have to be honest. ( out of charachter mr. C here, keep up the good work! )
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Good… we got the felines on our si. I mean. Haha. Great. It is always good to trust in each other.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
We don’t promise anything. We have control over civilisation ( that we definitely aren’t gonna overtake ) and we do need to clarify that we made the world fucked just because we thought it would be funny. But it got unfunny. Could fix it, but it does have some humour.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
What? Evil. We, uhm, don’t have any plans to overtake society! And we, uhm, are definitely not a cult of elder gods.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Happy birthday Carlos! He doesn’t use this app ( he’s on MySpace and LinkedIn only ) but I felt he deserves a congrats on his 100000000th birthday! He is a great ally to the C.O.C.K. and a fantastic friend ( he introduced me to capri sun ).
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I shall attempt that, kind fellow.
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I AM SO CHONKY OH MYSELF
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Why do so many caffein addicts take paparazzi of my son, Jürgen?
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
HOW DARE YOU WEAR THE SKIN OF MY BRETHREN!
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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Despite me not wanting to associate with mutts, you have decided to call our young pups.
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