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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

I have been banished from the mortal realm. I am currently in the deepest fiery pits of hell where I have been for the past 7 months. I will soon make a run for it, but other people who have been in hell can relate to the fact that Satan is very strict with his borders.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

We are currently boycotting Chile for not accepting the holy capy-coin. And fyi. Yes the C.O.C.K. Did invent crypto.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Happy birthday Carlos! He doesn’t use this app ( he’s on MySpace and LinkedIn only ) but I felt he deserves a congrats on his 100000000th birthday! He is a great ally to the C.O.C.K. and a fantastic friend ( he introduced me to capri sun ).

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Ok, this time i swear the C.O.C.K. Isn’t behind any of this. Yes we are responsible for 60 percent of human “ tragedies “, but this one is on you.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2024

I ate the dawgs of Springfield. Not the Hispanic. Nor any other race. Me.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 10/07/2024

Malmö was fine, I guess. In other words, I’ve solved sleep! Wanna go to sleep? Ask your closest middle aged man to explain cricket!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 07/07/2024

Stockholm is mediocre. Impressive architecture, unimpressive inhabitants. Next and final stop, Malmö!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

Done in Gothenburg. Time for the capital! The home of stocks.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 02/07/2024

Update: left the town of borås behind and am now travelling to Gothenburg via Choo choo. Am looking forward to see the tree things you can do there. Eat shrimp, see Poseidon’s shrimp and ride rollercoasters. I’ll update when I’m done in Gothenburg. Audios flamingos!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 27/06/2024

Update: Sweden has Been great so far! I’ve seen such amazing things like a moldy piece of bread and a seagull! The city of Borås have Been pretty nice so far!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 23/06/2024

we have to take the car to get to the nearest airport from the secret holy land, Denver airport. I must say I look forward seeing that horse. But anyways, MINI 6H ROADTRIP!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 22/06/2024

Have a great summer! I will be enjoying a great trip with me wife and 400 ( soon 405 ) kids! Where are we going? Sweden! Will be looking forward to see what that old place has to offer.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 22/06/2024

Dear followers. There has been spreading misinformation about us capys eat our own poop. THIS IS JUST UNTRUE! The ones you think they say it just saw us during our annual pudding feast.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 25/05/2024

My son that i call Skip really loves doing this. He calls it, mewing.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 03/04/2024

I must apologise. I’ve been a bit grumpy and murderous since I got home from Santa Monica. I much apologise to the people who have previously received violent messages in the past 12 minutes * especially the ones in Swedish *. For this reason I have a surprise… coming soon. Cya, kind mortals!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 02/04/2024

Update: it’s solved! The squirrel accused the chipmunk of nut smashing for a dare while the chipmunk accused squirrel for nut theft as a pr stunt for her company, IDGAF makeup for turtles. Anyways they are both in lifetime prison for waisting my time. Capy will be back with regular replies. Cya!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/04/2024

Update: the apartments of both squirrel and chipmunk have been searched. In the chipmunks they found a wrench, banana and a Beatles album. In the squirrels they found only a cashew. I tried ending a case but they both claim the nut was a walnut. Anyways the lawyer is still ranting about bleach.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 01/04/2024

This account has been confiscated by the pickle police for threats of violence, cultism, tax fraud and abuse of power. We will now be dedicating this account to the wonderful world of pickles. Xoxo, Chief John Gurkin Pickleton.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 31/03/2024

Update: the chipmunk and squirrel have given ok reasonings. Though, I’m worrying about their lawyers. The squirrels one is a white guy from Albuquerque who has only seen better call Saul while the chipmunk lawyer keeps referencing the anime, bleach.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 30/03/2024

I know i just returned. BUT MY BOSS HAS SENT ME TO SANTA MONICA TO JUDGE IN A CASE BETWEEN A SQUIRREL WHO CLAIMS THAT A CHIPMUNK HAS SMASHED HIS NUTS WHILE THE CHIPMUNK CLAIMS HE TOOK THEM FROM HER. I will take a break from responding to others mentioning of me, but I will give updates. Cya!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 29/03/2024

Well, I have returned. I was busy with being the capybara representative for the alive organism convention, AOC. It was a blast meeting the representatives for species such as orangoutangs * my good pal don *, ants * the guy from a bugs life * and humans * Keanu Reaves *. See ya around, suckaaaaas!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 12/03/2024

@poddraws.bsky.social did you know I’m a part time judge? Just saying.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 11/03/2024

Sometimes you have to visit your brother Joe. He doesn’t like being shown so I got an artificial intelligence to give you an image. He streams on kick. Has like 2 followers. Me and mother. Only mother watches.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 10/03/2024

Finally time to get out of Barbados. We had to get one plane for us and 5 for the children. Fortunately I can create money outa thin air.

I bet you did not
Expect a haiku right now
But it is here now.
FOLLOW FOR MORE HAIKU SUNDAY BUT THE DAY WILL DEFINITELY CHANGE.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 06/03/2024

Barbados is a good place to be swimming. Good thing I can plan some super secret totally not arson in peace while the 400 kids can overpopulate the kiddy pool while weeing in it. #dadlife #mattmoirisafrickingboomer don’t know why this time BUT HE IS!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 04/03/2024

It’s vacation time! Be S̶c̶a̶r̶e̶d̶ prepared Barbados! It’s gonna be a M̶u̶r̶d̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶i̶l̶l̶e̶d̶ amazing and relaxing time!

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Raad Islam @raaad.bsky.social · 04/03/2024

I wish there was a capybara account or even an animal account that didn’t get shut down for stealing content :/

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 29/02/2024

My family had me go to capitalist mouse land. My family had me go on splash mountain. NEVER. AGAIN.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 27/02/2024

On the 400th child now. This is ÆķřâBąċűňðø! Easily the best one so far.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 26/02/2024

@mettm.bsky.social very good stream today. Definitely didn’t have problems ending with 4 hours of this. #mattmoirisafrickingboomer

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 26/02/2024

Just beat the musk rats. LETS GO! THATS WHY I USE BLUESKY NOT ELON MUSKRATS WEIRD TOXICITY CHAMBER!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 26/02/2024

A quick bike ride with Jürgen and his brethren to beat the musk rats at Wii bowling.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 26/02/2024

It’s always nice to take a warm shower to freshen up before crushing the musk rats in Wii bowling.

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Capy Media Design @renvi.bsky.social · 26/02/2024

カピバラ学校へ capybara at school #art #capybara #artistsupport

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 23/02/2024

You might think that the holy place of all mighty me would be something like the Amazon rainforest or some random hot spring in Japan. BUT NO! It’s actually Dingdong, Texas.

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Bryce (he/they) @someotherwhere.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

I hope Israel gets the shit kicked out of them

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

Jesus Harold Christ What the heck is going on? Magmaw from that game? THIS HAS BEEN HAIKU WEDNESDAY BUT THE DAY WILL DEFINITELY CHANGE.

This is magmaw, man.
He’s from Mario Galaxy
Or some other game.
THIS HAS BEEN HAIKU WITHIN A HAIKU!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 17/02/2024

Hey, who remembers that time they named a Mario hat ghost after me?

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 17/02/2024

Guinea pig baby sitting. These things are hyperactive. Idk how Mrs and Mr Guinea pig does it! I should Maybe teach them my old parenting technique. Spoiler alert, it involves toothpaste and orange juice.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 14/02/2024

Why is there a stereotype about my kind that we are chill?

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

Today is special It is mardi gras today Don’t know what else, YAY! Follow for more HAIKU TUESDAY BUT THE DAY WILL CHANGE NOW AND THEN!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

What’s the matter with blankets, eh? Seem kinda soft.

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