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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 18h
lol, the Michoacán place I go to is celebrating National Taco Day with $1 ground beef-lettuce-pico
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 21h
Ladybug, Elephant and Slippers 2026
straw tabby lying in the sun by my slippers and the mahogany rocking elephant my uncle built this wee lad and I've hauled around since
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
judge on a food network Halloween competition saying "Anthony, I love these embryonic ducklings"
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trader Joe's dark chocolate thins w roasted cocoa nibs and sea salt"Not a low calorie food"
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bored at work, who wants a cheese crisp
mozzarella and parmesan baked potato n the air fryer into a cheesy discpile of cheese beforehand on a baking sheet
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tokin' in the noise room (kitchen)
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
god why WHYY
2-quart container at work dated and labeled "10/5 only syrup left" on blue masking tape next to this morning's bananas
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no no I meant *spiritually* it's 11:30 and the club is jumpin jumpin
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fat Nick
RED ROCKS
PARK AND AMPHITHEATRE
OCTOBER 11, 2026
RED ROCKS AMPHITHEATRE CEMENT GARDENS
Pouya, Paleface Swiss, Freddie Dredd, Ramirez, PeelingFlesh, Terror Reid, Kxllswxtch, Fat Nick, Druidess
DATE: Sunday, October 11, 2026
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ablute
cat friend Ladybug lying back in the sun and washing her chest
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
graffiti on a phone box by the bus stop reads, discontinuously:
JUICE
social media is not reality
GEIST

and then an angry pikachu
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
by the time he could discern that the autoclave was speaking to him in a human voice he'd already come to trust it
digital display for the dish sanitizer at work "do not open"
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
on CW they're running Sweet Home Alabama (2002) between Dr Phil's extended-play ads for "Relaxium"
Reese Witherspoon says "maybe I could just fly south for the winter"Relaxium 
Sleep
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Dr Phil
"actual Relaxium customer"
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Michelle Pfeiffer as Selina Kyle losing her mind on those stuffed animals in Batman Returns (1992)
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
customer asks a couple how they met and she says "Plenty Of Fish was free!"
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
described the smokiness of this mezcal to a customer, "if a wet dog were also somehow on fire" and made the sale
Del Maguey Vida mezcal, your entry-level stuff, I don't mind it 🤷‍♂️
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
something shifted in me the day I learned other cultures serve coca cola with lemon slices. lime, even. madness...SO CALLED
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"it's gettin'...the creepy little guy from Saw" ladies at my bar describing common cosmetic surgery results
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's a TripleTea™️ kinda day
three English breakfast tea bags steeping in a paper cup. I shall exchange night for day.
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
crusty jugglers on the ocho
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's what one does
a cute lil pumpkin with bands of white between orange-green on the bar by my registerpaper bag of assorted gourdlings
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
well what else is it for
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
citrus-ginger cheesecake with cinnamon-spice cookie crust the crust is not load-bearing but that's due to design not material
slice of cheesecake on a plate, with visible flecks lime and orange zest against the cream
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my hotel used to have proper coffee mugs instead of paper cups and I found the last one under a storage shelf beautiful heft and balance, such a joy to hold I don't mind that it's rather small
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
first step of caking one's cheese: subdue it
ricotta cheese in a strainer lined with cheese cloth, pressed under a jar of peaches and dripping into a pyrex bowl. wet cheese will mess with the cheesecake texture
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🫤 Lakewood still dark
CenturyLink®
• Outage in your area
Click here to be notified when the outage has been resolved
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
uber driver is listening to darkwave worship music and it's...oddly digestible
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want the fear foam
poster at Dunkin for seasonal drinks  Frightening Faves with "new purple marshmallow cold foam" on their sour apple energy, franki matcha and terror•misu cloud latte confections. gonna be real, I don't get the franki one, the terror•misu latte is clunky, and they didn't even try to make sour apple spooky
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
internet outage so we're doing The Mummy (1999) again
blonde tabby on my knee with an out of focus Brendan on the tv
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dreamt I found the most perfect springform cake pan I have no means of determining the quality of springform cake pans, but boy I found the most perfect one
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
where are all the video essays on the underwhelming present-day hbo output? I need some savvy snark about Rooster and I guess Bill Lawrence generally his full name is William Van Duzer Lawrence IV?
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
while drawing today I watched: 30 Rock (~2009) six episodes Stargate (1994) Gosford Park (2001) Dark Matter (2015) four episodes
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thirty days hath wrought
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you're not watching the director's cut of Stargate are your chevrons even locking
found Stargate (1994) at the arc store, I'm holding up the box in front of a once-deleted scene of a petrified Anubis Warrior thing
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
writing a ferryman who bears no thematic weight, he just ferries you
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
woke up from a dream where I'd just woken up and my sleep-foot was dream-asleep
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
alarmed the cat by taking an evening shower. no sweetie, I'm not going to work, just felt waxy
cat friend Ladybug being small in her towel-veiled box
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🤌
sprig of Thai basil on a cutting board next to avocado slices drizzled with balsamic glaze
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pinned
strangely angled shot of my cat lying on my stomach on the sofa. she is refusing to get up.
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
spreading Elmer's glue across my entire body then peeling it all off but make it fashion
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
same-same
Food Network Halloween cooking thing placard that reads OOZING while a contestant says "my haunted attribute is oozing"
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ohmygosh *thank* you I was waiting for someone to inquire on one of any of my variform maladies, we’ll be working chronologically,
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if I do a real-good-so-so job prepping for tomorrow I can close down early because of a rumbly tummy, right? pitiful boyscout is regrettably a role I play well
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sent the verizon bot to voicemail and it cracked
01:38
Voicemail
Keep your phone or buy a new phone right now
I pray to delete this phone every year additional terms apply activation, and upgrade fees are extinct
Stop
Accept
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Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
all the hawthorns by the bus stop flushed red this weekend
bright red hawthorn berries against serrated green leaves
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