Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 18hlol, the Michoacán place I go to is celebrating National Taco Day with $1 ground beef-lettuce-pico 100
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026no no I meant *spiritually* it's 11:30 and the club is jumpin jumpin 000
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026by the time he could discern that the autoclave was speaking to him in a human voice he'd already come to trust it 000
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026on CW they're running Sweet Home Alabama (2002) between Dr Phil's extended-play ads for "Relaxium" 000
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Michelle Pfeiffer as Selina Kyle losing her mind on those stuffed animals in Batman Returns (1992) 010
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026customer asks a couple how they met and she says "Plenty Of Fish was free!" 000
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026described the smokiness of this mezcal to a customer, "if a wet dog were also somehow on fire" and made the sale 000
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026something shifted in me the day I learned other cultures serve coca cola with lemon slices. lime, even. madness...SO CALLED 000
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"it's gettin'...the creepy little guy from Saw" ladies at my bar describing common cosmetic surgery results 000
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026citrus-ginger cheesecake with cinnamon-spice cookie crust the crust is not load-bearing but that's due to design not material 000
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my hotel used to have proper coffee mugs instead of paper cups and I found the last one under a storage shelf beautiful heft and balance, such a joy to hold I don't mind that it's rather small 000
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026uber driver is listening to darkwave worship music and it's...oddly digestible 010
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026dreamt I found the most perfect springform cake pan I have no means of determining the quality of springform cake pans, but boy I found the most perfect one 000
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026where are all the video essays on the underwhelming present-day hbo output? I need some savvy snark about Rooster and I guess Bill Lawrence generally his full name is William Van Duzer Lawrence IV? 000
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026while drawing today I watched: 30 Rock (~2009) six episodes Stargate (1994) Gosford Park (2001) Dark Matter (2015) four episodes 010
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if you're not watching the director's cut of Stargate are your chevrons even locking 100
Reposted by Mr&Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14780681981
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026writing a ferryman who bears no thematic weight, he just ferries you 000
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026woke up from a dream where I'd just woken up and my sleep-foot was dream-asleep 000
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026alarmed the cat by taking an evening shower. no sweetie, I'm not going to work, just felt waxy 060
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026spreading Elmer's glue across my entire body then peeling it all off but make it fashion 000
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ohmygosh *thank* you I was waiting for someone to inquire on one of any of my variform maladies, we’ll be working chronologically, 000
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if I do a real-good-so-so job prepping for tomorrow I can close down early because of a rumbly tummy, right? pitiful boyscout is regrettably a role I play well 000
Mr& @mrampersand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026all the hawthorns by the bus stop flushed red this weekend 000